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The Enrichment Center reminds you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you, and in fact cannot speak.I haven't actually played this game. It sucks being poor.
I'm aware that this is the worst drawn cube ever, so I'm using "I can't draw" as an excuse.
EDIT: Oh dear god please disregard the comments, I was such a brat back then. Don't worry, I have played the game AND its sequel since them and I like them both a lot.
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Comments: 188
NNinja1255 [2017-02-12 00:42:42 +0000 UTC]
"THE COMPANION CUBE WON'T TRY TO ATTEMPT KILLING ANYONE" -- Glados (IDK HOW SHE SAYS IT BUT THAT IS CLOSE)
Yeah right Glados.
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crazynoggin [2015-01-06 15:48:02 +0000 UTC]
The only thing Glados didn't lie about. Or does it...?!
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BakuraChibiCat [2013-09-15 18:32:36 +0000 UTC]
Well, the companion cube didn't say "Die Chell die" so I guess GLADoS was right about one thing.
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whiteqeenalice [2013-08-05 03:15:43 +0000 UTC]
First it was the cake. Now she lied to us about our only friend ;-;
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kingboosbiggestfan In reply to whiteqeenalice [2013-12-11 00:52:00 +0000 UTC]
she didn't lie. The companion cube didn't threaten to stab, he DID stab.
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iwuvgarfield [2013-07-31 15:33:22 +0000 UTC]
I guess it gave no warning *dies laughing*
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CrazyRatty In reply to ZeDaPexera [2013-06-28 18:29:35 +0000 UTC]
Wouldn't be the first time.
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crazynoggin In reply to CrazyRatty [2015-01-06 15:49:26 +0000 UTC]
GLADOS is the enemy
I always think the opposite of what it says.
The companion cube does not talk.
It talks and will.
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CrazyRatty In reply to MinionSalamence [2013-06-28 18:29:51 +0000 UTC]
Another free internet? Add it to the pile.
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Turtlemun [2013-05-10 23:10:43 +0000 UTC]
LOL So much for "The companion cube will never threaten to stab you" .. it just does it XD
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LokiMrAwesome In reply to CrazyRatty [2013-05-11 02:45:46 +0000 UTC]
like, downloading it and using it as profile pic on fb
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CrazyRatty In reply to LokiMrAwesome [2013-05-12 01:20:40 +0000 UTC]
Um, I'd rather you didn't. Thank you for asking, though.
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ilovehorsez345 [2012-09-15 23:20:07 +0000 UTC]
The Weighted Companion Cube WILL never threaten to stab you; it just will. No heads up, just *STAB*.
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Artezz [2012-09-12 22:20:23 +0000 UTC]
portal on steam cost less then 10 [Money thing here]
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CrazyRatty In reply to Artezz [2012-09-12 22:57:13 +0000 UTC]
I know, not really interested in the game.
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Artezz In reply to CrazyRatty [2012-09-13 15:51:55 +0000 UTC]
but portal is... awsome :ยด(
i mean it. portal and portal 2 are unter the top 3 games ever, in past, and in future.
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epicdude495 [2012-02-13 04:02:55 +0000 UTC]
"never threaten to stab you, cannot talk" yeah right, GLaDOS...
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Gerrard91 [2011-11-09 19:54:42 +0000 UTC]
I think there is a free demo available somewhere on the Interwebz.
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ConorMJM [2011-09-17 17:36:24 +0000 UTC]
The game is free now. Valve made it free. You can download it from them.
[link]
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mariomarioaqw In reply to ConorMJM [2012-02-12 01:46:33 +0000 UTC]
Sorry to bother you but,is it still free? I think it's asking for money again.
If it is still free where on the page can I download it?
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CrazyRatty In reply to ConorMJM [2011-09-17 17:49:28 +0000 UTC]
I know, people have told me, I've also been offered this game for free before. I have no interest in playing it.
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LordAnneh [2011-09-17 06:02:07 +0000 UTC]
I don't know if you still haven't played it, but I'm broke too and I just downloaded Portal 1 from Steam for free ^w^
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Freyad-Dryden [2011-09-17 01:09:39 +0000 UTC]
If you still haven't played it, you'll be happy to know that Valve is now releasing Portal for free until Sept. 20. Totally worth it.
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CrazyRatty In reply to Freyad-Dryden [2011-09-17 11:20:10 +0000 UTC]
Nope, still haven't played it, but I don't really want the game. :/
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choralbandnerd [2011-08-05 07:30:46 +0000 UTC]
Wow...that test subject must have really sucked @.o
Although, I do love this very much so XD Good job.
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DarkAroura [2011-07-17 16:40:00 +0000 UTC]
You can draw the cube just fine! I love this!!!!!!
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CrazyRatty In reply to DarkAroura [2011-07-17 16:42:45 +0000 UTC]
You... you are aware this is four years old, right?
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DarkAroura In reply to CrazyRatty [2011-07-17 16:43:45 +0000 UTC]
Yea I know. But still.
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