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Description The Enrichment Center reminds you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you, and in fact cannot speak.

I haven't actually played this game. It sucks being poor.

I'm aware that this is the worst drawn cube ever, so I'm using "I can't draw" as an excuse.


EDIT: Oh dear god please disregard the comments, I was such a brat back then. Don't worry, I have played the game AND its sequel since them and I like them both a lot.
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NNinja1255 [2017-02-12 00:42:42 +0000 UTC]

"THE COMPANION CUBE WON'T TRY TO ATTEMPT KILLING ANYONE" -- Glados (IDK HOW SHE SAYS IT BUT THAT IS CLOSE)
Yeah right Glados.

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crazynoggin [2015-01-06 15:48:02 +0000 UTC]

The only thing Glados didn't lie about. Or does it...?!

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BakuraChibiCat [2013-09-15 18:32:36 +0000 UTC]

Well, the companion cube didn't say "Die Chell die" so I guess GLADoS was right about one thing.

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whiteqeenalice [2013-08-05 03:15:43 +0000 UTC]

First it was the cake. Now she lied to us about our only friend ;-;

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kingboosbiggestfan In reply to whiteqeenalice [2013-12-11 00:52:00 +0000 UTC]

she didn't lie. The companion cube didn't threaten to stab, he DID stab.

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CrazyRatty In reply to whiteqeenalice [2013-08-29 14:58:08 +0000 UTC]

So many lies.

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iwuvgarfield [2013-07-31 15:33:22 +0000 UTC]

I guess it gave no warning *dies laughing*

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CrazyRatty In reply to iwuvgarfield [2013-08-29 14:58:17 +0000 UTC]

I guess so!

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shinysquirtle11 [2013-07-14 02:57:01 +0000 UTC]

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ZeDaPexera [2013-06-25 21:41:12 +0000 UTC]

LOLOLOLOL!! G.L.A.D.O.S lied to us!!

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CrazyRatty In reply to ZeDaPexera [2013-06-28 18:29:35 +0000 UTC]

Wouldn't be the first time.

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crazynoggin In reply to CrazyRatty [2015-01-06 15:49:26 +0000 UTC]

GLADOS is the enemy
I always think the opposite of what it says.
The companion cube does not talk.
It talks and will.

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ZeDaPexera In reply to CrazyRatty [2013-06-28 21:19:30 +0000 UTC]

Indeed...

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MinionSalamence [2013-05-30 22:12:12 +0000 UTC]

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CrazyRatty In reply to MinionSalamence [2013-06-28 18:29:51 +0000 UTC]

Another free internet? Add it to the pile.

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Turtlemun [2013-05-10 23:10:43 +0000 UTC]

LOL So much for "The companion cube will never threaten to stab you" .. it just does it XD

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CrazyRatty In reply to Turtlemun [2013-06-28 18:29:56 +0000 UTC]

Exactly!

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Turtlemun In reply to CrazyRatty [2013-06-28 20:50:35 +0000 UTC]

lol

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LokiMrAwesome [2013-05-04 02:10:07 +0000 UTC]

I just love this...Can I use it?

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CrazyRatty In reply to LokiMrAwesome [2013-05-08 15:28:20 +0000 UTC]

Use it?

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LokiMrAwesome In reply to CrazyRatty [2013-05-11 02:45:46 +0000 UTC]

like, downloading it and using it as profile pic on fb

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CrazyRatty In reply to LokiMrAwesome [2013-05-12 01:20:40 +0000 UTC]

Um, I'd rather you didn't. Thank you for asking, though.

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leppaberrie [2013-03-10 05:27:47 +0000 UTC]

GLaDOS, you lying bitch!

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ilovehorsez345 [2012-09-15 23:20:07 +0000 UTC]

The Weighted Companion Cube WILL never threaten to stab you; it just will. No heads up, just *STAB*.

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Artezz [2012-09-12 22:20:23 +0000 UTC]

portal on steam cost less then 10 [Money thing here]

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CrazyRatty In reply to Artezz [2012-09-12 22:57:13 +0000 UTC]

I know, not really interested in the game.

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Artezz In reply to CrazyRatty [2012-09-13 15:51:55 +0000 UTC]

but portal is... awsome :ยด(
i mean it. portal and portal 2 are unter the top 3 games ever, in past, and in future.

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iAMoatmeal [2012-07-18 01:20:19 +0000 UTC]

I'm super poor too xD
yet I play =w=

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epicdude495 [2012-02-13 04:02:55 +0000 UTC]

"never threaten to stab you, cannot talk" yeah right, GLaDOS...

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virgil592 [2012-01-24 05:52:58 +0000 UTC]

but why

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LickMyBum In reply to virgil592 [2013-01-19 12:35:02 +0000 UTC]

I know....

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Gerrard91 [2011-11-09 19:54:42 +0000 UTC]

I think there is a free demo available somewhere on the Interwebz.

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Shuffles101 [2011-11-09 01:03:58 +0000 UTC]

hahahaha. it lies

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Penrose12 [2011-10-26 06:17:08 +0000 UTC]

lol!

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ConorMJM [2011-09-17 17:36:24 +0000 UTC]

The game is free now. Valve made it free. You can download it from them.
[link]

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mariomarioaqw In reply to ConorMJM [2012-02-12 01:46:33 +0000 UTC]

Sorry to bother you but,is it still free? I think it's asking for money again.

If it is still free where on the page can I download it?

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CrazyRatty In reply to ConorMJM [2011-09-17 17:49:28 +0000 UTC]

I know, people have told me, I've also been offered this game for free before. I have no interest in playing it.

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ConorMJM In reply to CrazyRatty [2011-09-17 20:57:35 +0000 UTC]

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LordAnneh [2011-09-17 06:02:07 +0000 UTC]

I don't know if you still haven't played it, but I'm broke too and I just downloaded Portal 1 from Steam for free ^w^

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CrazyRatty In reply to LordAnneh [2011-09-17 11:19:40 +0000 UTC]

Don't want it.

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Freyad-Dryden [2011-09-17 01:13:35 +0000 UTC]

Oh, also, awesome picture.

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Freyad-Dryden [2011-09-17 01:09:39 +0000 UTC]

If you still haven't played it, you'll be happy to know that Valve is now releasing Portal for free until Sept. 20. Totally worth it.

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CrazyRatty In reply to Freyad-Dryden [2011-09-17 11:20:10 +0000 UTC]

Nope, still haven't played it, but I don't really want the game. :/

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mac132 [2011-08-27 00:45:33 +0000 UTC]

THIS MADE MY DAY XP

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TDDtheDeviant [2011-08-14 13:39:13 +0000 UTC]

They lied! D:

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choralbandnerd [2011-08-05 07:30:46 +0000 UTC]

Wow...that test subject must have really sucked @.o

Although, I do love this very much so XD Good job.

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X-WindDance-X [2011-07-20 23:54:11 +0000 UTC]

lmfaoooo <3

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DarkAroura [2011-07-17 16:40:00 +0000 UTC]

You can draw the cube just fine! I love this!!!!!!

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CrazyRatty In reply to DarkAroura [2011-07-17 16:42:45 +0000 UTC]

You... you are aware this is four years old, right?

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DarkAroura In reply to CrazyRatty [2011-07-17 16:43:45 +0000 UTC]

Yea I know. But still.

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