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In another reality, the world is NORMAL, there's no sci fi and magic, all of the swag steve stuff is not real, and everything in the swag steve world is just a series of comics written by some random @$$ kid called creating-creator!

The comic gotten loads of attention in this realistic fiction world, and things were great. EXCEPT, that a certain twisted 30 year pedo old man gotten the attention of the comic!! HE WAS F***ING OBSESSED WITH THE COMICC!!!! He even went to the point of attacking other people to protect his own headcanon, he wrote gross fan fic about how he wants to [DATA EXPUNGED] the comic characters, he drew all KINDS of atrocious artwork of the comic even when the comic's creator told him to stop, and he even tried to STALK the comic's creator!! This guy is a absolute D-bag who is too obsessed!!!

One day, he got kicked outta an comic con because of no one accepted his gross pedophilic swag steve fanfics, so he finally had enough!! Sure Professhor fanDUMB is a degenerate, piece of trash but one thing he is, is SMART AND RICH!!! This guy is EXTREMLY smart! He is so smart that he KNOWS SINGLE LAST THING about technology, biology, biotech, programming, engineering, big data, statistics, calculus, science, AI, neurology, physiology, surgery, robotics, literature, history, and internet culture!! In fact, he gotten a MOTHERF***ING PDH FOR EACH OF THOSE THINGS!!! Also, he has inherited at least 10 billion dollars from his mega rich family!!!

So when he arrived home after that comic con, he gotten a very horrific, and ingenuous idea!!! Which is to CREATE THE SWAG STEVE GANG IN REAL LIFE!!! He has ALL THE MATERIAL AND SCIENTIFIC KNOWLEDGE TO DO IT!!!! So of course he can do it, unfortunately!!!

So he devised a twisted and f***ed up plan!

Step 1.) Professhor fanDUMB firsts needs to use a gene editing lab to make Steve's DNA and Nora's DNA from SCRATCH by adding in all of their physical traits and personality (from all of the data gathered from the comics) into 2 separate DNA strands, one for each person. Professhor fanDUMB will then insert each completed strands into separate ZYGOTES. These 2 zygotes will eventually be used to grow into Steve and Nora.

Step 2.) Professhor fanDUMB will then do the same thing, and make the Bill, Mark, and Tim zygotes. Professhor fanDUMB will then store all 5 zygotes into a freezer to be used for the next step.

Step 3.) The next step is to build and use an artificial womb to grow the 5 zygotes into REAL PEOPLE. But Professhor fanDUMB will build the machine in a way to grow the Steve gang into their current ages, and that when the Steve gang is born. They won't be awake yet because Professhor fanDUMB has to do some modifications on them to make them complete before they can actually live.

Step 4.) This step is to fully complete Steve!
Professhor fanDUMB will first make a very complicated, sophisticated, but durable robo backpack that can boost Steve's body functions, and have all kinds of tools built into it. The tools(all connected to robo backpack by extendable long wires) are only one robo grabber, a phone, a cheap laser flame thrower thing, a very sharp cutter tool, and a modified Nokia. The reason why there is so few tools is because in the Swag Steve comic, all the tools are massive but they could all fit into one backpack. But in real life, bigger on the inside things are impossible to make, and fitting ALL tools into a real life robo backpack ain't gonna work! So Professhor fanDUMB just added that much tools.

Professhor fanDUMB is also going to make a little house for Steve that is specifically used for Steve to live in AND recharge his rob backpack! The Steve house is going to have a HUGE PHAT DURABLE BATTERY SUPPLY. the supply is going to secretly sap it's main power source from the local solar panel farm, local nuclear power plant, and the local geothermal power plant. But there WILL be a backup Liquid Fluoride Thorium Nuclear Reactor, and a secret geothermal power plant just in case all power goes out.

Steve from the comic can also control memes as well, but in real life telepathy and telekinesis is impossible. So Professhor fanDUMB just gave Steve a very thicc Nintendo switch like object that is used to hack the internet (so Steve could kinda manipulate memes). Also, Professhor fanDUMB implanted every single fact about memes and trends into Steve's brain because in real life, memory implantation is REAL.
When Steve comes out of the artificial womb, Professhor fanDUMB will then surgically attach the robo backpack to Steve and his nervous system(apparently, neurolink also exists in real life so brain implants can be made). Professhor fanDUMB will also place Steve's thicc iPhone right in his robo backpack.

Step 5.) This step is to fully complete Bill!
Since Bill can be linked to and can control all of his personal belongings, Professhor fanDUMB created a red cap that could attach to Bill's nervous system, and could wirelessly control a series of objects that will belong to Bill.

In the comic, there is a bunker that contains a eBook that documents Bill's everyday life and if one thing in the eBook gets edited, then that could affect REAL LIFE! Also in the comic, that bunker contains many other eBooks that are linked to OTHER Bills. Professhor fanDUMB knew it was impossible to create a bunker full of time-altering Life-recording books in real life, so Professhor fanDUMB just winged it. He added many implants into Bill's body, and he created an bunker that is used to house the Bill eBooks. Bill's eBook is going to have an AI that wirelessly(thru quantum entanglement sh*t that allows unbreakable and endless wireless communications be possible; yes, that is ALSO real) control the implants to sustain and keep Bill alive. The eBook will also keep track of what Bill sees and hears 24/7, and will store it inside a super-server in the bunker!
The craziest part is that Professhor fanDUMB CLONED Bill like almost a HUNDRED times and made a eBook for each of them. He will then link and put all eBooks into the Bill bunker! The Bill bunker is going to have a constant source of power as it will have a GARGANTUAN GINORMOUS DURABLE BATTERY SUPPLY. The Bill bunker is going to secretly sap it's main power source from the local solar panel farm, local nuclear power plant, and the local geothermal power plant. But there WILL be a backup Liquid Fluoride Thorium Nuclear Reactor, and a secret geothermal power plant just in case all power goes out.

Professhor fanDUMB then completes the bunker and eBooks, Place the red cap onto Bill's head, and set all of Bill's belongings in a pile.

Step 6.) This step is to fully complete Mark!
Since it will be IMPOSSIBLE to replicate reality warping powers in real life. Professhor fanDUMB just made Mark a thicc handheld gameboy-like device that can hack machines and could photoshop images. Professhor fanDUMB will then use memory implantation to implant EVERY SINGLE Good, great, and shocking magic trick in history, all into Mark's noggin!
Professhor fanDUMB then placed the Gameboy like device in Mark's pocket.

Step 7.) This step is to fully complete Tim!
Minecraft powers in real life are just impossible! So Professhor fanDUMB just creates a Thicc af iPhone device that could both play minecraft earth, and just run minecraft. Professhor fanDUMB will also make a very great hard drive for Tim to store all of the extra Minecraft worlds if memory gets used up.

Professhor fanDUMB also will give Tim a HUGE AF backpack full of things in the real world that is closest to their Minecraft counterpart (like red wires[redstone], a metallic lighter[flint and steel], a very durable bullet proof glass sword[diamond sword]....etc....)
Professhor fanDUMB then placed the thicc iPhone in the huge bag and wore the bag onto Tim.

Step 8.) This step is to fully complete Nora!
The power to make beasts and creatures outta magic cannot happen in real life! So Professhor fanDUMB creates many creatures(thru DNA manipulation) that match the ones that Nora made from the comic. He also put a sample of Nora's DNA into each creature's DNA and changed up some instinct DNA so that the creatures are loyal to Nora. Professhor fanDUMB also made brain chips so Nora and the creatures can be linked more.

Step 9.) Speaking of brain chips, Professhor fanDUMB put brain chips into Steve, Bill, Mark, and Tims' brains. He then permanently hooked those chips up to this huge medallion! The medallion will contain a super advanced AI who will do anything to protect the real life Steve gang AND it's code will constantly be updated as the Steve gangs' memories grow!

Step 10.) This step is to make ALL OF Professhor fanDUMB's WILDEST DREAMS COME TRUE!!!! Which is to be part of Steve's story!!!!!! Professhor fanDUMB will set up this huge hyper advanced virtual reality inside his basement where it will contain a world that is EXACTLY like Steve's world! All of the data from the comics will be collected and complied into the setting, and story lines of this VR!
Professhor fanDUMB plans to use this VR every 2 days, and will force the whole Steve gang to use it with him so they can all hang out with each other in the VR and go on adventures in the comic world!! Professhor fanDUMB goes on these virtual adventures with the Steve gang he made in real life so he can feel like that HE IS PART OF THE STORY!!

But that doesn't STOP THERE!!!! All story lines have to be directed by Professhor fanDUMB himself, and he will force the Steve gang to do stuff according to HIS PLAN!!!! And if any Steve gang member disobeys (in both VR and in real life), Professhor fanDUMB will just press a button which will activate chip implants that could paralyze the real life Steve gang so Professhor fanDUMB can just give them beatings!!!
And of course! Professhor fanDUMB also has this plug in that records all of the adventures he had with the real life Steve gang in the VR. And the plug in will then store all of the adventures into a hard drive where Professhor fanDUMB will then MAKE HIS OWN SWAG STEVE COMICS OUT OF!!!! How atrocious!!!

Step 11.) This final step is to place all Steve gang members and Nora in a circle. Then Professhor fanDUMB will electrocute them to life, and will """""hang out""""" with them both in real life AND in VR forever!!!!!!! All of this sick man's dream will then come true!!!

After 10 years of hard work, Professhor fanDUMB finally created all 5 of them!!! And when the real life Steve gang got shocked to life, woke up for the first time, opened their eyes, and saw Professhor fanDUMB menacingly staring at them with a huge smile. They knew they were screwed......

Steve,Nora,Bill,Mark,and Tim(c)me
Professhor fanDUMB(c)me; inspired by star wars fans, Onision, and Chris Chan
artwork(c)me, but I wish I didn't drew any of this XD This story is too sick!! XD

Description
In another reality, the world is NORMAL, there's no sci fi and magic, all of the swag steve stuff is not real, and everything in the swag steve world is just a series of comics written by some random @$$ kid called creating-creator!

The comic gotten loads of attention in this realistic fiction world, and things were great. EXCEPT, that a certain twisted 30 year pedo old man gotten the attention of the comic!! HE WAS F***ING OBSESSED WITH THE COMICC!!!! He even went to the point of attacking other people to protect his own headcanon, he wrote gross fan fic about how he wants to [DATA EXPUNGED] the comic characters, he drew all KINDS of atrocious artwork of the comic even when the comic's creator told him to stop, and he even tried to STALK the comic's creator!! This guy is a absolute D-bag who is too obsessed!!!

One day, he got kicked outta an comic con because of no one accepted his gross pedophilic swag steve fanfics, so he finally had enough!! Sure Professhor fanDUMB is a degenerate, piece of trash but one thing he is, is SMART AND RICH!!! This guy is EXTREMLY smart! He is so smart that he KNOWS SINGLE LAST THING about technology, biology, biotech, programming, engineering, big data, statistics, calculus, science, AI, neurology, physiology, surgery, robotics, literature, history, and internet culture!! In fact, he gotten a MOTHERF***ING PDH FOR EACH OF THOSE THINGS!!! Also, he has inherited at least 10 billion dollars from his mega rich family!!!

So when he arrived home after that comic con, he gotten a very horrific, and ingenuous idea!!! Which is to CREATE THE SWAG STEVE GANG IN REAL LIFE!!! He has ALL THE MATERIAL AND SCIENTIFIC KNOWLEDGE TO DO IT!!!! So of course he can do it, unfortunately!!!

So he devised a twisted and f***ed up plan!

Step 1.) Professhor fanDUMB firsts needs to use a gene editing lab to make Steve's DNA and Nora's DNA from SCRATCH by adding in all of their physical traits and personality (from all of the data gathered from the comics) into 2 separate DNA strands, one for each person. Professhor fanDUMB will then insert each completed strands into separate ZYGOTES. These 2 zygotes will eventually be used to grow into Steve and Nora.

Step 2.) Professhor fanDUMB will then do the same thing, and make the Bill, Mark, and Tim zygotes. Professhor fanDUMB will then store all 5 zygotes into a freezer to be used for the next step.

Step 3.) The next step is to build and use an artificial womb to grow the 5 zygotes into REAL PEOPLE. But Professhor fanDUMB will build the machine in a way to grow the Steve gang into their current ages, and that when the Steve gang is born. They won't be awake yet because Professhor fanDUMB has to do some modifications on them to make them complete before they can actually live.

Step 4.) This step is to fully complete Steve!
Professhor fanDUMB will first make a very complicated, sophisticated, but durable robo backpack that can boost Steve's body functions, and have all kinds of tools built into it. The tools(all connected to robo backpack by extendable long wires) are only one robo grabber, a phone, a cheap laser flame thrower thing, a very sharp cutter tool, and a modified Nokia. The reason why there is so few tools is because in the Swag Steve comic, all the tools are massive but they could all fit into one backpack. But in real life, bigger on the inside things are impossible to make, and fitting ALL tools into a real life robo backpack ain't gonna work! So Professhor fanDUMB just added that much tools.

Professhor fanDUMB is also going to make a little house for Steve that is specifically used for Steve to live in AND recharge his rob backpack! The Steve house is going to have a HUGE PHAT DURABLE BATTERY SUPPLY. the supply is going to secretly sap it's main power source from the local solar panel farm, local nuclear power plant, and the local geothermal power plant. But there WILL be a backup Liquid Fluoride Thorium Nuclear Reactor, and a secret geothermal power plant just in case all power goes out.

Steve from the comic can also control memes as well, but in real life telepathy and telekinesis is impossible. So Professhor fanDUMB just gave Steve a very thicc Nintendo switch like object that is used to hack the internet (so Steve could kinda manipulate memes). Also, Professhor fanDUMB implanted every single fact about memes and trends into Steve's brain because in real life, memory implantation is REAL.
When Steve comes out of the artificial womb, Professhor fanDUMB will then surgically attach the robo backpack to Steve and his nervous system(apparently, neurolink also exists in real life so brain implants can be made). Professhor fanDUMB will also place Steve's thicc iPhone right in his robo backpack.

Step 5.) This step is to fully complete Bill!
Since Bill can be linked to and can control all of his personal belongings, Professhor fanDUMB created a red cap that could attach to Bill's nervous system, and could wirelessly control a series of objects that will belong to Bill.

In the comic, there is a bunker that contains a eBook that documents Bill's everyday life and if one thing in the eBook gets edited, then that could affect REAL LIFE! Also in the comic, that bunker contains many other eBooks that are linked to OTHER Bills. Professhor fanDUMB knew it was impossible to create a bunker full of time-altering Life-recording books in real life, so Professhor fanDUMB just winged it. He added many implants into Bill's body, and he created an bunker that is used to house the Bill eBooks. Bill's eBook is going to have an AI that wirelessly(thru quantum entanglement sh*t that allows unbreakable and endless wireless communications be possible; yes, that is ALSO real) control the implants to sustain and keep Bill alive. The eBook will also keep track of what Bill sees and hears 24/7, and will store it inside a super-server in the bunker!
The craziest part is that Professhor fanDUMB CLONED Bill like almost a HUNDRED times and made a eBook for each of them. He will then link and put all eBooks into the Bill bunker! The Bill bunker is going to have a constant source of power as it will have a GARGANTUAN GINORMOUS DURABLE BATTERY SUPPLY. The Bill bunker is going to secretly sap it's main power source from the local solar panel farm, local nuclear power plant, and the local geothermal power plant. But there WILL be a backup Liquid Fluoride Thorium Nuclear Reactor, and a secret geothermal power plant just in case all power goes out.

Professhor fanDUMB then completes the bunker and eBooks, Place the red cap onto Bill's head, and set all of Bill's belongings in a pile.

Step 6.) This step is to fully complete Mark!
Since it will be IMPOSSIBLE to replicate reality warping powers in real life. Professhor fanDUMB just made Mark a thicc handheld gameboy-like device that can hack machines and could photoshop images. Professhor fanDUMB will then use memory implantation to implant EVERY SINGLE Good, great, and shocking magic trick in history, all into Mark's noggin!
Professhor fanDUMB then placed the Gameboy like device in Mark's pocket.

Step 7.) This step is to fully complete Tim!
Minecraft powers in real life are just impossible! So Professhor fanDUMB just creates a Thicc af iPhone device that could both play minecraft earth, and just run minecraft. Professhor fanDUMB will also make a very great hard drive for Tim to store all of the extra Minecraft worlds if memory gets used up.

Professhor fanDUMB also will give Tim a HUGE AF backpack full of things in the real world that is closest to their Minecraft counterpart (like red wires[redstone], a metallic lighter[flint and steel], a very durable bullet proof glass sword[diamond sword]....etc....)
Professhor fanDUMB then placed the thicc iPhone in the huge bag and wore the bag onto Tim.

Step 8.) This step is to fully complete Nora!
The power to make beasts and creatures outta magic cannot happen in real life! So Professhor fanDUMB creates many creatures(thru DNA manipulation) that match the ones that Nora made from the comic. He also put a sample of Nora's DNA into each creature's DNA and changed up some instinct DNA so that the creatures are loyal to Nora. Professhor fanDUMB also made brain chips so Nora and the creatures can be linked more.

Step 9.) Speaking of brain chips, Professhor fanDUMB put brain chips into Steve, Bill, Mark, and Tims' brains. He then permanently hooked those chips up to this huge medallion! The medallion will contain a super advanced AI who will do anything to protect the real life Steve gang AND it's code will constantly be updated as the Steve gangs' memories grow!

Step 10.) This step is to make ALL OF Professhor fanDUMB's WILDEST DREAMS COME TRUE!!!! Which is to be part of Steve's story!!!!!! Professhor fanDUMB will set up this huge hyper advanced virtual reality inside his basement where it will contain a world that is EXACTLY like Steve's world! All of the data from the comics will be collected and complied into the setting, and story lines of this VR!
Professhor fanDUMB plans to use this VR every 2 days, and will force the whole Steve gang to use it with him so they can all hang out with each other in the VR and go on adventures in the comic world!! Professhor fanDUMB goes on these virtual adventures with the Steve gang he made in real life so he can feel like that HE IS PART OF THE STORY!!

But that doesn't STOP THERE!!!! All story lines have to be directed by Professhor fanDUMB himself, and he will force the Steve gang to do stuff according to HIS PLAN!!!! And if any Steve gang member disobeys (in both VR and in real life), Professhor fanDUMB will just press a button which will activate chip implants that could paralyze the real life Steve gang so Professhor fanDUMB can just give them beatings!!!
And of course! Professhor fanDUMB also has this plug in that records all of the adventures he had with the real life Steve gang in the VR. And the plug in will then store all of the adventures into a hard drive where Professhor fanDUMB will then MAKE HIS OWN SWAG STEVE COMICS OUT OF!!!! How atrocious!!!

Step 11.) This final step is to place all Steve gang members and Nora in a circle. Then Professhor fanDUMB will electrocute them to life, and will """""hang out""""" with them both in real life AND in VR forever!!!!!!! All of this sick man's dream will then come true!!!

After 10 years of hard work, Professhor fanDUMB finally created all 5 of them!!! And when the real life Steve gang got shocked to life, woke up for the first time, opened their eyes, and saw Professhor fanDUMB menacingly staring at them with a huge smile. They knew they were screwed......

Steve,Nora,Bill,Mark,and Tim(c)me
Professhor fanDUMB(c)me; inspired by star wars fans, Onision, and Chris Chan
artwork(c)me, but I wish I didn't drew any of this XD This story is too sick!! XD