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Published: 2007-08-07 21:59:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 652; Favourites: 4; Downloads: 2
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Dear Diary,My name is Michelle but my friends call me Mich. Yesterday was a terrible day. I was shopping when a gigantic robot grabbed me and took me with him. We went to a base and he introduced himself. His name was Megatron and he said something about being a pet. I never shall see my friends and family again.
Today wasn't that hard, I got to know some of the team. There was a guy, who's name was Starscream. He was really nice and another guy started to joke about my height. He said "Hey shorty, how's the weather down there?" I think his name was Blackout. I answerd "Cold and it smells funny now you are standing here." This made Starscream laugh. I never thought that I met a guy who's as tall as me is. His name was Frenzy and he was a hyper robot.
Later that day, I saw Megatron again. He almost stepped on me! Lucky I screamed in time so he noticed me. He picked me up and looked at me. This guy can imitate a lion very well, it was like a low growl. His finger touched my tummy and this made me laugh. I yelled to let him stop but he didn't. I have to think of a plan to get revenge on him. I have to go now, Barricade brought pizza and I don't wanna miss that.
Michelle.
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Comments: 41
Mewphantom [2007-10-26 05:04:00 +0000 UTC]
Jeez, you can't even go shopping anymore without getting kidnapped these days....... I am a human being; I will be nobody's pet!
They'll never take me alive! Never!
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creeperlover In reply to Mewphantom [2007-10-26 18:00:55 +0000 UTC]
still don't want to be kidnapped?
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Mewphantom In reply to creeperlover [2007-10-26 19:12:43 +0000 UTC]
I don't know........depends on who the kidnapper is......
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creeperlover In reply to Mewphantom [2007-10-28 11:46:11 +0000 UTC]
starscream: *evil smile*
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Mewphantom In reply to creeperlover [2007-10-28 17:01:02 +0000 UTC]
Starscream!? *backs away slowly* N-nice boy...........you would'nt hurt me, would you?
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creeperlover In reply to Mewphantom [2007-10-28 18:26:31 +0000 UTC]
starscream: *grabs you and flies to a top of a building* now we can talk *kisses you*
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creeperlover In reply to Mewphantom [2007-10-30 16:39:59 +0000 UTC]
starscream: that I love you....
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Mewphantom In reply to creeperlover [2007-10-30 17:37:59 +0000 UTC]
Didn't we already establish that fact? What more needs to be done?
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creeperlover In reply to Mewphantom [2007-10-31 15:31:36 +0000 UTC]
starscream: *holds up a condom*
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Mewphantom In reply to creeperlover [2007-10-31 16:44:00 +0000 UTC]
O_O You're determined to have me aren't you?
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creeperlover In reply to Mewphantom [2007-10-31 18:36:01 +0000 UTC]
starscream: *nods and kisses you* please.....
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creeperlover In reply to Mewphantom [2007-10-31 20:32:37 +0000 UTC]
starscream: *pinns you down and tucks on your pants*
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Mewphantom In reply to creeperlover [2007-10-31 20:33:39 +0000 UTC]
My jeans! Those are new!
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creeperlover In reply to Mewphantom [2007-10-31 20:34:45 +0000 UTC]
starscream: *carefully unzips them* better?
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Mewphantom In reply to creeperlover [2007-10-31 20:37:47 +0000 UTC]
*nods* I don't feel like paying $20 again.......
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creeperlover In reply to Mewphantom [2007-10-31 21:05:37 +0000 UTC]
starscream: *removes his cdpiece*
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Mewphantom In reply to creeperlover [2007-10-31 23:00:25 +0000 UTC]
*takes a deep breath* Here goes everything.......
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creeperlover In reply to Mewphantom [2007-11-01 17:55:15 +0000 UTC]
starscream: *thrusts in you and moans*
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SmokyCat [2007-08-10 15:06:45 +0000 UTC]
LMAO because of: "Yesterday was a terrible day. I was shopping when a gigantic robot grabbed me and took me with him." XD aahh... that kills me...
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creeperlover In reply to SmokyCat [2007-08-10 17:16:51 +0000 UTC]
michelle: it was true, STOP THAT BLACKOUT!!!!!
me: *drools on megatron* I love you so much, you are more evil than voldemort. wonder what happend if the death eaters met the Decepticons. *glomps megatron*
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creeperlover In reply to LuanaRayART [2007-08-08 14:12:54 +0000 UTC]
michelle: FEED ME, FEED ME! damn, they forgot to feed me.
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creeperlover In reply to LuanaRayART [2007-08-08 15:27:23 +0000 UTC]
michelle: I AM YOUR PET, FEED ME AND LOVE ME!!!!
blackout: you forgot f*ck me.
michelle: shut up.
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creeperlover In reply to LuanaRayART [2007-08-08 17:36:48 +0000 UTC]
michelle: *jumps up and down* FEED ME FEED ME!!!!!
blackout: stop it Frenzy!
michelle: how did you called me?
blackout: *grabs michelle and puts her down next to a big sandwich.* there you go.
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creeperlover In reply to LuanaRayART [2007-08-09 21:38:30 +0000 UTC]
michelle: *jumps up and down again* I wanna see megatron.....
barricade: having a pet isn't that easy.
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creeperlover In reply to LuanaRayART [2007-08-10 20:09:15 +0000 UTC]
megatron: *picks michelle up and tickles her*
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creeperlover In reply to LuanaRayART [2007-08-10 20:52:30 +0000 UTC]
michelle: stop, I surrender!
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