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CrusaderTheFirst β Every Date With Selina
Published: 2015-02-15 04:29:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 730; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 4
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Every time Crusader and Selina go on a date, something always goes wrong.Happy valentines day everyone. Sorry I'm late to upload this. Hope you guys like it.
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Edit: Why is this so popular?
Edit #2: Due to popularity, I have decided to make a semi-sequel. Different story, same idea with same randomness.
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crusader you wantΒ to get rid of those scouts throw a hat through the window they always follow a free hat
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I have a spare :hands you hat: also theres a bar down in barnblitz great place for a date I can get you a table if you want strict and niko will never expect you to be so far north on a date
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The day you see a horde of Gibus Scouts in a local resturant = The day you need to move to a new town.
Tis' not worth it.
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Nah, just have the exterminator kill them before the resturant is free from f2p scouts.
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LOL! 60's Spiderman! You made my day mate!
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Pretty much.
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No, infestation.
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I'M GONNA SERVE YOUR ASS ON A PLATE WITH THE EMPTY BOTTLES OF BEER THAT YOU DRANK UP!
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niko leave him be Ill by you a case of beer at the store just put the shotgun down slowly
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RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
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We'd fall asleep there faster than we'd talk.
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but nothin' could go wrong in a library though. xD
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Actually, something could go wrong.
1: Ghost books
2: Michael Bay explosions
3: MY BALLS GET KICKED HARD!
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My my....
And possibly have some random Scout Book Warriors that hit you with books. xD
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Never thought of that. You saved me a few broken bones.
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not a problem!
Soon, I will post them. The Scout Book Warriors, beware of them! They may be hiding out in Bookstores and/or Libraries with books as their weapons! They're a mix of RED and BLU scouts.
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I wish I got that joke.
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What about a bunch of Horny Monsters i've seen there one time
Dracula was Masturbating while gagging from the jizz in his throat as well as going balls deep in Frankenstein's Bride's butt, Wolfman wolfed down Frankenstein's ass, Frankenstein's Bride was a giant slut, Zombies fucked each other outside, Bigfoot gave the HHH Head, Swamp Thing jacked off in the Parking Lot, Igor fucked his own dad, a Mummy's dick was turned to stone by Medusa's bare tits, and Frankenstein Jizzed, Jacked off, and cried.
Or was i hallucinating because after i guzzled gasoline that night, i began to see that shit.
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I say either or. You never know what to expect. Also cool story bro.
(Tis an honor having you here)
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I try everything but I just can't see it.
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