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*CONTINUED FROM PART 3...*

*K. Rool Kaiser ~ K. Rool T. Arena*

*Insert Sound Effect: “Crowd –Boo”*

“Nano?! I was expecting that since we're here, there were to be cheers!” Miki wondered what the booing was all about, but Dixie sighed and shrugs and ignored the boos and hisses as she spoke, knowing WHO this particular audience wants to cheer for. “When it comes to the bad guys, Miki, you'll always get the jeers.”

“HOW RUDE! As great and famous as I am, these lowlifes greet ME like THIS?!” Iori puffed her cheeks as she felt wronged right away, a feeling shared by Xiaomu as she looked like someone just ate her fried tofu and didn’t spare her a piece. “Hey, we got celebs here! Give a proper applause!”

“Just keep walking, everyone.” Producer-san sighed as he just wanted the battle over with. Reiji quietly agreed with a nod as he stoically spoke with his weapons at the ready. “Yes. And ignore them.”

"Let's see the ring, shall we?" Benjamin spoke as all those who would participate in K. Rool’s upcoming latest defeat walk to the middle of the ring.

*Insert Theme: “K. Rool’s Theme” (Donkey Kong 64)*

As they walk down to the center of the arena, the Kremling audience continues their jeers, and as such, Iori's attempts of ignoring them were dwindling as her patience grew shorter. The players enter the ring with Mario, Luigi, Diddy and Donkey Kong at their backs. Peach, Daisy, Ritsuko, Producer-san, and the rest were waiting in reserve on the sidelines watching the events unfold until they saw a mechanical lift ascending from an opening hatch. And, as expected of anyone, riding it was none other than King K. Rool himself, with General Klump, Krusha, Kopter and Kludge at his side!

*Insert Sound Effects: “Crowd – Cheer”*

The players from the Idol team gasp as K. Rool shows off to his audience and waves his scaly hand. “Mwa hahaha! AH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! YOU ARE A WONDERFUL AUDIENCE A KING COULD ASK FOR!” He then turns his cruel yet proud gaze towards the ones who stand in his way, getting ready for a fight, as the crowd quiets down, a sharp crocodile smirk formed on his reptilian lips with a predetermined victory in mind. “Well... as always, I expected no less from my life-long most hated archenemies and friends, though be there some combat inexperienced comrades among you here... I, once again, commend you for making it this far to me... I hope some of are quite proud of yourselves!”

“Humph! Aren't some of us?” Iori puffed her cheeks again as she really is willing to turn that crocodile with a serious eye tic into an expensive purse of her own... with her own hands, as she IS glad proud that she and the group did get this far, but of course, she won’t admit it.

“I also give kudos to whoever among you foreigners cooked up such a stratagem against my K. Rool Kaiser. You really surprised me!” K. Rool spoke again as he was clearly and honestly impressed of whoever used such a strategy to overwhelm his battleship so perfectly that it really needs a mention. (And a Prrroooomotion! ...Did I REALLY use THAT meme?!)

“I sensed complete honesty in your words, King K. Rool. Thank you." Benjamin casually took the honor as he received credit where credit is due.

“It's almost the end of the party, K. Rool! And now it's time to make you pay for what you've done today! You'll be banana-slamma'd like you've never been banana-slamma'd before!” DK angrily spoke as he pounded his fists together, with Diddy willing to fight as well as he was clearly putting his dukes up on the fly. “THAT'S RIGHT! We're taking you and your kuh-ronies out of the picture, you pond gacks! Dethroning you, CROWN AND ALL!”

“With a big appetizer of painful fang pulling and teeth knocking that you'll book an appointment with your dentist!” Makoto couldn’t help but join in the tough talk moment as she had her own moment, which made Diddy rather pleased with the tomboyish Idol. “Hehe!” He then went into a whisper as he quietly made his compliment. “Good one!”

“You'll be sorry if you've done anything to hurt Pipsy, you overweighed swamp lizard!” Timber growled as he was still angry with the greedy croc. And despite all the threats given, the cruel Kremling leader still kept his overconfident smirk as he spoke. “Say what you will, brats. Everything you say will be naught but gusts of wind on the sea breeze...! Besides... you all should take a look!”

The large screened TV K. Rool pointed at showed a clock appearing on it, but not just any simple clock, but a FREAKIN’ TIMER! There were 10 minutes and 28 seconds left and the nanoseconds are ticking away fast! And both the two teams gasp, knowing full well what that timer meant!

“Ha hahaha, when the counter reaches zero, it's GAME OVER! HAHAHA! Game over for you, Donkey Kong! For your friends, your precious DK Island, ALL OF IT! Same for the rest of the isles you conquered and owned! And upon their landscapes, it will no longer be a dream or delusion, my own kingdom, MY KREMLING UTOPIA SLASH PARADISE... WILL BECOME REALITY IN THE EYES OF ALL WHO WALK IN LIFE AND DEATH, NO MORE KONGS, NO MORE LOSING, NO MORE WORRIES OR BOTHERS! WE'LL BE HOME-FREE!!! AHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!” K. Rool shouted in a triumphant yet overly hammy tone that spoke of his upcoming victory, with the Kremlings in the audience cheering very loudly.

*Insert Sound Effect: “Crowd –Wild Cheering” (Geez, they are so eager to live in this paradise... TOO eager...)

“...Maybe paradise for you..." Benjamin muttered irritably as he felt that K. Rool’s arrogance is making things very irritable for him but to make things worse, K. Rool had to open his big mouth again. “The Layz-or-Beama doesn't have much time left until the Crystal Coconut fully charges the K. Rool Cannon, Donkey Kong! You lose, I WIN! That's gonna be and I won't let you interfere! So... I'm going to see you and your monkey friends SQUASHED into simian pies and dumped overboard with the outsiders for the sharks below!”

”I don't like sharks...!” Diddy whined, as did Dixie. “Me either!”

“Ditto!” Tiny agreed as well as she waved her hands, while Chunky began to tremble in fear. “Ohhhh noooo...!” And, all the while, K. Rool was laughing his scaly head off! “WHA HA HAHAHAHAHA--!!!” And things seemed to be going his way, but...

*End Theme, Insert Theme: “Klump’s Kazoo” (Donkey Kong Country cartoon)*

...He then stopped his laughter short as he saw the one thing he didn’t want to see... again. And what’s more, all of Team Mario’s members, the members of the Idol Team who chosen to fight as well, the two Shinra agents, and the Kongs were all watching it as well, with Ritsuko being the only one to speak anything of what she just saw. “What?! Oh my...”

And what was it that silenced K. Rool and stunned the entire group? General Klump humming and dancing like a complete fool... AGAIN!

“What the heck is he doing?” Yumeko slapped her forehead as she dropped her jaw to what she just saw. Makoto was a little dumbfounded as well as she tried to give the best answer possible to the sidetailed Idol’s question. “I think he's dancing and... humming?”

“To think we saw him before... but now...” Hibiki too did not know what to think of this sight, with Hamuzou scratching its own head in confusion in response from its viewpoint on top of its owner’s head, but if these weren’t enough for reactions...

“Ehehe. He's funny! Hehehahahaha!” Yayoi was giggling her head off at the sight, but Iori was going full circle as she clutched her side and laughed as well! “What a baka-ha-ha-hahahaha!”

“Gyahahaha! Someone make a looped video- haha- and post it on YouTube! Hyahaha! I'll instantly like and fave it! Hahahaha! Oh! OHHHH, my ancient aching gut! BAHAHAHA!” Of course, the two young Idols' laughter can’t even compare to Xiaomu’s as she was basically rolling side to side laughing her Sage Fox head off! Reiji, however, was NOT laughing as he was not impressed with not just his partner, but Iori and Yayoi as well as his gloved his reached his forehead. “How old are you girls, eight?”

“I think I've seen worse acts before.” Ritsuko sighed, but Azusa remembered something as she spoke. “Ahhh. If the twins were still with us, they'd have a field day...”

Producer-san was speechless for a moment, unable to voice even a syllable of what he just saw, until he looked at two particular Idols in which he found his voice. “Eh? Haruka? Chihaya?”

“Pfft...! Ku hu hahaha...!” Chihaya gave off a restrained chuckle as she never laughed this much since a box Haruka opened smacked her in the nose during a show she ran with her best friend and Miki. Haruka on the other hand, giggled a bit as she too found the sight hilarious. “Kya hahahaha!”

Toad, Toadette, Blooper, and Koopa Troopa couldn’t help but laugh loudly as well, happy to have some humor after all the craziness they went through. And to add the final touch of salt to the open wound on K. Rool’s pride, Benjamin laughed as well, recalling this stupidity of Klump’s. “"Oh ho ho ho ho hoooh, I remember this!"

“Eh?” Lunaeric gave a blank expression, as did Solbert, wondering what just happened. “What?”

“I WISH you wouldn't DO THAT!” K. Rool was deeply humiliated inside in front of his foes as he shouted at the ‘general’.

As if by response, Klump stopped and realized his goof-up.

“Didn't K. Rool wish that Klump would stop doing that before?” Diddy wondered, to which DK gave a shrug. “Must've worn off long ago...” Mario scratched his head as he had only one thing to say as his response to what he just witnessed. “Mamma mia.”

Snapping back to reality as Klump had to be moved aside after this hilarious farce, K. Rool gazed at the group as he cleared his throat and spoke again. “Now... where were we? Ah, yes... Your imminent demise.”

“Sorry, K. Rool, not gonna happen today. For now I'm going to be currently sitting on the sidelines temporarily to see these eight kick your tail.” DK, on the other hand, had a different strategy in mind as he stepped aside for once to let the contestants fight, making his nemesis drop his jaw. “What? Seriously?”

“They're the contestants. They have to. First time for anything, right?” DK smiled as he made clear his simple yet easily understandable reason, which made K. Rool even more doubtful. “You're sure you want to have some battle-inexperienced people such as them pitting themselves against ME?”

“Well... some of us had SOME level of experience in fights before.” Koopa Troopa scratched the back of his head as he did recall what battles he DID participate in prior to the party, but the more battle-ready of the bunch was clearly Makoto.

“Keh!” The tomboyish Idol grinned as she flexed her left arm. “I wouldn't underestimate an Idol if I were you, bub.”

“Hmph! As I were to lose to the likes of you. Let's if you can prove it... Klump, Krusha, Kopter and Kludge... Team up AND MANGLE THEM UP!”

*Insert Theme: “The Krauts ~ Stealth Mix” (The Darkness)*

General Klump gave a salute as he immediately readied himself for battle. “YES SIR! C'mon! UPSY-DAISY!” He then jumps into the arena with Krusha and Kludge following suit while Kopter hovered from behind. Hibiki saw the four Kremlings and dropped her jaw in disdain as she spoke. “N'aaaah- c'mon! We gotta go through these guys?!”

“You fools want to be on the sidelines, Donkey Kong and Mario? Your allies will need all the help they can get there...” K. Rool sneered at the two heroes, which made question marks appear on the heroes’ heads. “HUH?!”

As if on cue, Mario and DK turn around to see the front row Kremlings pointing their Klap Trap Blasters at their friends!
“Mario!” As per usual, Peach cried out for help, while Daisy just gritted her teeth. “What gives?!”

“Yeah, what gives?!” Dixie repeated the Sarasa Kingdom princess’ response as she too was not thrilled of what she saw the kritters do, but Azusa looked confused on the weapons they were wielding. “Ano... Aren't guns ineffective in this universe?”

"True, but these are Klap Trap Blasters. They shoot lasers filled with micro-sized Klap Traps that will indiscriminately eat at anything like an army of termites and, yes, they'll start with your clothes first." Benjamin gave a clear precise description of the weapons the Kritters were wielding, which left Haruka and Chihaya not so comfortable with the thought of every article of their clothing getting eaten away to nothing. As such, in quite the predictable manner, the two Idols cling to each other and freak out. “IYAAAAAA...!”

“Oooghh...! THERE NO WAY I'M LOSING THESE CLOTHES TO SOME NONSENSE TACTIC IN THIS UNIVERSE OR ELSEWHERE! Let's ROCK.” Ritsuko, not wanting this battle to turn into some kind of hentai flick, gritted her teeth as she immediately readied herself for battle.

*End Theme, Insert Theme: “The Krauts ~ Action Mix” (The Darkness)*

“HYAAAAAAAAH!!!” A wild Kritter roared as he hops over his blaster-armed comrades like a reckless little nutcase with a club in his hands, and after a few mere seconds, the other Kritters follow his example.

However, as strong as the Kremlings were in a group, Lunaeric manages to conk out a few with his Iron Kukri, but more of them attacked and ended up dispatched by Solbert's long kick.

“Guys! No matter what, don't let your guard down AND don't let them near the ring” The clone of Benjamin speaks to the others via telepathy as he unleashes an Iaido drawing attack from Aegispectro's sheath part, sweeping a row of Kritters off their with an electric lime energy wave from Animadeus. “Hyryaagh!”

“H-HAI!” Producer-san agreed without any hesitation as he scrambles to pull out his weapon.

“Yeah!” DK joined in as he let out a free punch on a Kremling. “The Contestants have their own fight to handle!” He then twin-slaps between a bucket wearing Klump Trooper's head, making him see stars, as he continued speaking. “Benjamin knows they shouldn't let them interfere!” He then gives a harsh uppercut on another Kremling. “And he knows we can't have that either!” And finally, DK gives a Kasplat a hard-hitting headbutt, burying him shoulder-deep in the floor!

“Yahoooo!” Mario shouted as he used his trademark Mario Tornado and began to spin around, knocking the Kritters he hit in the process silly. Luigi followed suit as he teamed up with his brother using his own variation, the Luigi Cyclone, and spun as well! “Wahoooo!”

“For King Kuh-R--Augh!!! Ohhhhh...” A Kritter rallied out loud but left himself wide open to attack as his head gets smashed in between Peach and Daisy's super hard hips! The two princesses blush for a bit before apologizing in a sing-song tone. “Soooorrrry~!”

“Dur hurhurhurhurhur...” The downed Kritter gave an approving wink before passing out and seeing stars, feeling that being defeated like this actually wasn’t a bad way to go. Azusa watched the attack and began to have an idea in her mind. “Nice attack. We should try that one more often, ne, minna?”

“Eeee-tto...” Haruka could only sweat a bit without any comment of any sort, while Chihaya pressed her palm in her face... ”This isn't the time for that, Azusa-san. HYAGH!” ...Right before narrowly dodging a Klap Trap Laser in time, that is!

“Hai-yah!” Iori shouted out as she shot at some Klap Trap Blasters with superior marksmanship. “I will not allow you marsh-dwelling idiots near Yayoi and my friends!” But then...

“KYAA!” The rich girl felt a draft between thighs as she felt her skirt pulled down by force, and within moments, she finds a clumsy Kritter lying on his back underneath her viewing at her bikinied butt!

“Heheh... Hi.” The Kritter, realizing the mess that he got himself into, just blushed awkwardly.

Of course, as expected of anyone, in response, the Tsundere Idol went into her Tsuntsun mode! Her eyes, from the bracelet’s effect, glowed a fierce purple and her teeth clenched hard enough to turn every tooth to calcium dust. And sure enough a huge red anger vein popped on her iconic forehead and her whole face blushed a deep dark red! “Nuuuuuuuuu...! KIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!”

As if reacting to the tsundere’s sudden intense emotions, the light over the Mana Dial glowed purple, and without any hesitation she activated her weapon's Sword Mode and dark violet aura surrounded her pink rapier blade, intimidating her ‘sexual harasser’. “How dare you view a chaste maiden's derriere by pulling down her skirt... MY SKIRT, kono... KOOOONOOOO HEEEEENTAAAAAAIIIIII!!!!!”

“NO! NO, I'M SORRY! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!” The Kritter frantically tried to apologize, but Iori, as expected of the obvious tsundere reaction refused to listen to reason.

“Kii-YAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!” With one swift attack after her battle cry, she spun like a twister, sweeping the Kritter and those who saw her butt in a tornado of darkness, granting each of them some burns and bruises as they helplessly fly through the sky!

“AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!” The Kremlings scream as they were swept all over in the vortex. But sadly, the crocs weren’t the only ones hit...

“WAAAAARGH, WHY DID SHE GET MEEEEEE?!?!?!” Producer-san flailed in the air as he was caught in the attack, as well as Lunaeric, who looks like he wants to skin Iori alive! “THANKS FOR THE FRIENDLY FIRE, YOU CRAZY ALPHA!!!”

And Benjamin, as it turned out, too was caught in the vortex as he did his hardest and endured the dark tornado without a problem, becoming completely embittered with Iori’s behavior in the process. “Oooohh, that idiot girl! She's absolutely completely lost my respect for her! This is exactly why I detest tsunderes! They never...”

*End Theme, Insert Theme: “Fight against a Somewhat Stronger Monster” (Super Mario RPG)*

“Yikes... Iori's scary when she's angry...” Toad grew nervous of the girl’s sudden outburst, but Toadette noticed something that’s gotten her attention. “Toad, up top!”

“Wah!” Toad yelped as he tumbled backward, ending up dodging Kopter’s swooping kick!

“Blooper-kun, jump now!” Hibiki gave the signal to attack, which the white squid took. “Here we go!”

Together, the Okinawan idol and the squid jump in the air, dodging Krusha's double hook, stomp on his head and land back on the ground in style.

“Owww... that hurrrt!” Krusha yelped as stars began to spin over his head.

“Get it together, Krusha! Those guys can go ‘squish" like jellyfish if you just-- oww! OWWW!” Klump snapped at his dumb cohort before he got stomped on the head himself by Yumeko and Koopa Troopa who found an opening and seized the chance to strike.

“Why would K. Rool make a baka like you a general?” Yumeko gave quite the confident snark as she leered at Klump, which made him blow some steam in response. “Grrrgh...!” Not wanting to be talked down, he pulls pin out of an Orange Grenade and throws the fruity explosive at her, giving the well-known shout of what a grenadier with a grenade should say. “FIRE IN THE HOLE!”

“Uwah!” Yumeko saw the grenade coming at her and dodged, only ending up with dirt all over when the Orange Grenade detonated.

*BOOM!*

“Close call!” Koopa Troopa wiped the sweat of his head as he too dodged the attack.

But out of all the fighters, Yayoi was the one who really didn’t want to fight as she was face to face with Kruha, who just seemed to be looking at her. The girl gave off a cute sadden look as she asked one thing of the Kremling. “P-Please don't eat or hurt me, alligator-san... I don't want to fight...”

Fortunate for Yayoi, Kludge, being someone with a childlike manner, knows how to be sweet even if K. Rool relies on his great strength as he gave a kind response. “If yooou don't wannaaaa fiiiight, I don't want to fiiiiight, toooo...”

“Eh?” Yayoi did not expect Kludge to answer, but then K. Rool snapped at him. “Why are you standing there, Kludge?! CLOBBER THAT HUMAN TO A PULP!”
Misunderstanding Kludge’s intent when she sees him being ordered to eliminate Yayoi, Makoto quickly darts in to the rescue! “Get away from her! HAIII-YAAAAAH!” The tomboyish Idol yelled out as she executes a harsh jumpkick to Kludge's nose!

*POW!*

Not liking the pain of getting injured, Kludge's teal body turns scarlet and blasts off steam out of his head from immature rage, going like a runaway train on a collision course!

*Insert Sound Effects: “Kettle Whistle, Train Whistle”*

“OHHWAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHH!!!” The enraged Kremling roared as he was about to go on a rampage, making K. Rool pretty uneasy. “Oh no... this is not going to go well...!”

“WOAH!” Makoto yelped as she swoopd up Yayoi and narrowly dodged Kludge’s assault, as he has clearly gone berserk and focused on wanting to smash Makoto into an Idol pancake! “GWOHWRRRAAAAAAARRRRRGH!!!”

“Shimatta!” The princely Idol cursed as she felt that she was clearly in over her head and that her martial arts knowledge would not help here! Yayoi sadly pouted at her friend as she felt that this was clearly one fight that could’ve been better off avoided. “You didn't have to hurt him and his feelings, Makoto-chan!”

“Could you blame me for saving you?!” Makoto snapped as she kept dodging Kludge’s attacks, which all sent a couple of Kritters flying!
Not wanting to see Makoto and Yayoi smashed to bits, Haruka, Chihaya, and Iori rush in, using coordinated efforts to circle around the enraged Kremling whle avoiding direct content to avoid getting sent flying into a wall. Mario joined in, giving a raspberry at the enraged Kremling to redirect its attention as it chased after him, knocking aside more kritters in its rage. Klump and Krusha noticed the red plumber going in their direction and, seeing Kludge in the path, panicked, especially Klump as his army just went into the air. “Wait, wait!!! DON’T COME ANY CLOSER!!!”

“Comin’ through!” Mario spoke as he jumped over the two Kremlings. Seeing the berserk Kludge come closer the two Kremlings’ eyes bulge as they run in opposite directions, causing Kludge to crash into the wall with his head first! Kludge stopped moving as a result and was left seeing stars, allowing Mario and Luigi a chance to strike! Moving first, Luigi got into position and crotched down, allowing his big bro to jump on his little bro’s back and spin in midair. Luigi got into position again and jumped and grabbed hold of Mario’s legs as he spun, ending into a spiral which landed hard on Kludge’s head, dealing a large amount of damage. (The Splash Bros. Attack, for those who don’t know.)

Enraged again after the attack, Kludge directed his rage on the two heroic plumbers, who just gave raspberries before dashing off. Fortunately for the Mario Bros. the Kremling’s rage left him vulnerable to attack as Koopa Troopa spun into him, readied from a haphazard kick by Yumeko, who didn’t want to be left out, tripping the Kremling and sending him airborne. Toad and Toadette jumped in and kicked him further before darting off, and then Ritsuko dove in and kicked him even further, and as his body was sent flying faster, Reiji and Xiaomu rushed in without delay. Taking the first strike, Xiaomu casted her Fox Lord Seal and encased Kludge with her Sage Fox magic. In a twist, Reiji raised his flame katana Karin and slashed upwards, sending the Kremling upwards before jumping backwards to let his partner deal the finishing assault.

“I’m so charming; your heart will skip a beat!” Xiaomu cheerfully exclaimed as she leapt high into the air, with Suiren at the ready and, all of a sudden, she struck with her blade while appearing in a French maid outfit, then struck again with her all off a sudden appearing with a sexy bikini on instead, as if she quickly changed clothes on the fly in a few split seconds. The third thrust saw her wearing a Gothic Lolita dress and the fourth saw her wearing a stylish Idol outfit of her own with a yellow, red, and black color scheme! But when it came to her final strike, Xiaomu was wearing a beautiful wedding gown and headdress, holding a beautiful bouquet of flowers.

“Happy Wedding!” The Sage Fox exclaimed as she finished her attack combo with a high kick that shattered the sphere and struck Kludge hard, enough that the Kremling seemed to have been knocked to his senses.

“Duhhh.. What happened... wait... Why am I in the sky?” The Kremling wondered as question marks appeared above his head. But then he realized one thing as gravity began to beckon him back. “Uh oh... I’M FALLINGGGGGGG!!!!” The Kritters who were anxious to fight as well notice Kludge’s shadow getting bigger.... OVER THEM!!! Despite trying to move out of the way, they weren’t able to escape as Kludge’s body crashed, creating a large cloud of dust.

*End theme*

K. Rool coughed for a moment as he gasped for breath. “Ugh, what happened?! Kopter blow out the dust!”

“Yes boss!” The copter-wearing Kremling accepted the order without delay as he pulled out a big fan which blew out the dust. To the Kremling leader’s great shock, the impact had sent the kroc’ bodies flying all over the area and scattered them randomly... as well as knocking them unconscious, obviously, in addition to the Kremlings already knocked out by the carnage. As for Kludge, well, he was eyes were pretty much spiraling in dizzying circles.

*Insert Sound Effect: “Cuckoo”*

“You have got to be joking!” K. Rool’s jaw hit the floor as he saw just HOW defeated his minions were, enough for the players to cheer, seeing this threat averted with a lot of time to spare!

“Yeah!” Toad smiled as he hopped up and down, while Toadette simply wiped some sweat off her brow. “Phew, that was tough!”

“Teh... Was that the best you can do?!” Yumeko gave a snarky grin as she flicked her hair. Makoto clenched her fists as she was aching for more fighting as she eyed the deranged Kremling leader. “You're next, King Fatso!”

*Insert Sound Effect: “Kettle Whistle”*

“Grgh... grrrgh...! GWAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHH!!!” K. Rool’s green face quickly boiled a searing red color as steam began to blow from where his ears are, clearly showing that he had lost his temper big time!

*Insert Theme: “Gangplank Galleon” (Donkey Kong Country)*

“YOU IDIOTS! YOU FOOLS!” K. Rool’s voice reverberated around the area; his fury sends Klump and the other three running off the ring for their lives!

(Fawful) “Uh... is it my time yet?”
(Narrator-san) “Not yet, Fawful...”
(Fawful) “OOH!! I HAVE IMPATIENCE!!! YOU AND YOUR STUPID WRITER’S BLOCK, WHICH MAKES MY MIND GO CRAZY WITH HAVING TO WAIT FOREVER FOR AT LEAST THIS CHAPTER!!!”
(Narrator-san) “Sorry, Fawful! Just... just let me get back to the story! I had a lot on my mind, okay?!”

“DUNCES! NINCOMPOOPS!! IGNORAMUSES!!! Ohhhh! Must I show you imbeciles how it's done?!” K. Rool shouted again as he stomps to the center of the ring.
“Humph! What are you gonna do!?” Makoto sneered at the mad croc with a taunting gesture. But then K. Rool seemed to smirk with glee as he whips out a remote control from behind. “THIS is what I'm going to do!”

He then pressed a button on the remote. As if by response, the ring began to change, with arching steel beams rise from 8 corners of the circle of battle and connecting; metal bars jutted out in a flash and connected well to each other, ultimately creating a crisscrossed net of steel to each beam making an inescapable cage meant for cage matches!

“AUGH!” Toad and Toadette scream as they huddle with each other in fear. Makoto’s eyes turn into white circles as she realized her situation. “Whoa... Not good.”

“Oh no...” DK grimaced as to what he just witnessed, but he does not need to say a word Luigi saved him the trouble. “B-Bro, LOOK!”

“The playas! They're trapped!” Mario shouted as he glared at the new situation the just occurred, with no way for the red hero to step and help the contestants! And what’s worse, they’re stuck with K. Rool no less!

The players could only turn to the crocodile menace as he gave out his threat while entering a fighter-like stance of his own. “If I recall my Villain's Tutorial, Page 109 states... ‘When all else fails, implement and execute heinous diabolical plan... YOURSELF!’"

*End Theme*

*TO BE CONTINUED...*

..And finally, done with this chapter! I had a LOT of complications! First, being no longer able to go back to my old DeviantArt account and having to make a new one, all because I had completely forgotten the password! Also, resetting accounts I had s well and the addition of writer’s block, and man, all that stress actually got to me!

...But enough negativity and self-pitying on my end. The battle with K. Rool has finally reached the climax! Can the contestants put the kibosh on K. Rool and his schemes, or will the deranged ruler of the Kremlings finally have his day in the sun! Tune in next chapter for Part 2!

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*CONTINUED FROM PART 3...*

*K. Rool Kaiser ~ K. Rool T. Arena*

*Insert Sound Effect: “Crowd –Boo”*

“Nano?! I was expecting that since we're here, there were to be cheers!” Miki wondered what the booing was all about, but Dixie sighed and shrugs and ignored the boos and hisses as she spoke, knowing WHO this particular audience wants to cheer for. “When it comes to the bad guys, Miki, you'll always get the jeers.”

“HOW RUDE! As great and famous as I am, these lowlifes greet ME like THIS?!” Iori puffed her cheeks as she felt wronged right away, a feeling shared by Xiaomu as she looked like someone just ate her fried tofu and didn’t spare her a piece. “Hey, we got celebs here! Give a proper applause!”

“Just keep walking, everyone.” Producer-san sighed as he just wanted the battle over with. Reiji quietly agreed with a nod as he stoically spoke with his weapons at the ready. “Yes. And ignore them.”

"Let's see the ring, shall we?" Benjamin spoke as all those who would participate in K. Rool’s upcoming latest defeat walk to the middle of the ring.

*Insert Theme: “K. Rool’s Theme” (Donkey Kong 64)*

As they walk down to the center of the arena, the Kremling audience continues their jeers, and as such, Iori's attempts of ignoring them were dwindling as her patience grew shorter. The players enter the ring with Mario, Luigi, Diddy and Donkey Kong at their backs. Peach, Daisy, Ritsuko, Producer-san, and the rest were waiting in reserve on the sidelines watching the events unfold until they saw a mechanical lift ascending from an opening hatch. And, as expected of anyone, riding it was none other than King K. Rool himself, with General Klump, Krusha, Kopter and Kludge at his side!

*Insert Sound Effects: “Crowd – Cheer”*

The players from the Idol team gasp as K. Rool shows off to his audience and waves his scaly hand. “Mwa hahaha! AH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! YOU ARE A WONDERFUL AUDIENCE A KING COULD ASK FOR!” He then turns his cruel yet proud gaze towards the ones who stand in his way, getting ready for a fight, as the crowd quiets down, a sharp crocodile smirk formed on his reptilian lips with a predetermined victory in mind. “Well... as always, I expected no less from my life-long most hated archenemies and friends, though be there some combat inexperienced comrades among you here... I, once again, commend you for making it this far to me... I hope some of are quite proud of yourselves!”

“Humph! Aren't some of us?” Iori puffed her cheeks again as she really is willing to turn that crocodile with a serious eye tic into an expensive purse of her own... with her own hands, as she IS glad proud that she and the group did get this far, but of course, she won’t admit it.

“I also give kudos to whoever among you foreigners cooked up such a stratagem against my K. Rool Kaiser. You really surprised me!” K. Rool spoke again as he was clearly and honestly impressed of whoever used such a strategy to overwhelm his battleship so perfectly that it really needs a mention. (And a Prrroooomotion! ...Did I REALLY use THAT meme?!)

“I sensed complete honesty in your words, King K. Rool. Thank you." Benjamin casually took the honor as he received credit where credit is due.

“It's almost the end of the party, K. Rool! And now it's time to make you pay for what you've done today! You'll be banana-slamma'd like you've never been banana-slamma'd before!” DK angrily spoke as he pounded his fists together, with Diddy willing to fight as well as he was clearly putting his dukes up on the fly. “THAT'S RIGHT! We're taking you and your kuh-ronies out of the picture, you pond gacks! Dethroning you, CROWN AND ALL!”

“With a big appetizer of painful fang pulling and teeth knocking that you'll book an appointment with your dentist!” Makoto couldn’t help but join in the tough talk moment as she had her own moment, which made Diddy rather pleased with the tomboyish Idol. “Hehe!” He then went into a whisper as he quietly made his compliment. “Good one!”

“You'll be sorry if you've done anything to hurt Pipsy, you overweighed swamp lizard!” Timber growled as he was still angry with the greedy croc. And despite all the threats given, the cruel Kremling leader still kept his overconfident smirk as he spoke. “Say what you will, brats. Everything you say will be naught but gusts of wind on the sea breeze...! Besides... you all should take a look!”

The large screened TV K. Rool pointed at showed a clock appearing on it, but not just any simple clock, but a FREAKIN’ TIMER! There were 10 minutes and 28 seconds left and the nanoseconds are ticking away fast! And both the two teams gasp, knowing full well what that timer meant!

“Ha hahaha, when the counter reaches zero, it's GAME OVER! HAHAHA! Game over for you, Donkey Kong! For your friends, your precious DK Island, ALL OF IT! Same for the rest of the isles you conquered and owned! And upon their landscapes, it will no longer be a dream or delusion, my own kingdom, MY KREMLING UTOPIA SLASH PARADISE... WILL BECOME REALITY IN THE EYES OF ALL WHO WALK IN LIFE AND DEATH, NO MORE KONGS, NO MORE LOSING, NO MORE WORRIES OR BOTHERS! WE'LL BE HOME-FREE!!! AHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!” K. Rool shouted in a triumphant yet overly hammy tone that spoke of his upcoming victory, with the Kremlings in the audience cheering very loudly.

*Insert Sound Effect: “Crowd –Wild Cheering” (Geez, they are so eager to live in this paradise... TOO eager...)

“...Maybe paradise for you..." Benjamin muttered irritably as he felt that K. Rool’s arrogance is making things very irritable for him but to make things worse, K. Rool had to open his big mouth again. “The Layz-or-Beama doesn't have much time left until the Crystal Coconut fully charges the K. Rool Cannon, Donkey Kong! You lose, I WIN! That's gonna be and I won't let you interfere! So... I'm going to see you and your monkey friends SQUASHED into simian pies and dumped overboard with the outsiders for the sharks below!”

”I don't like sharks...!” Diddy whined, as did Dixie. “Me either!”

“Ditto!” Tiny agreed as well as she waved her hands, while Chunky began to tremble in fear. “Ohhhh noooo...!” And, all the while, K. Rool was laughing his scaly head off! “WHA HA HAHAHAHAHA--!!!” And things seemed to be going his way, but...

*End Theme, Insert Theme: “Klump’s Kazoo” (Donkey Kong Country cartoon)*

...He then stopped his laughter short as he saw the one thing he didn’t want to see... again. And what’s more, all of Team Mario’s members, the members of the Idol Team who chosen to fight as well, the two Shinra agents, and the Kongs were all watching it as well, with Ritsuko being the only one to speak anything of what she just saw. “What?! Oh my...”

And what was it that silenced K. Rool and stunned the entire group? General Klump humming and dancing like a complete fool... AGAIN!

“What the heck is he doing?” Yumeko slapped her forehead as she dropped her jaw to what she just saw. Makoto was a little dumbfounded as well as she tried to give the best answer possible to the sidetailed Idol’s question. “I think he's dancing and... humming?”

“To think we saw him before... but now...” Hibiki too did not know what to think of this sight, with Hamuzou scratching its own head in confusion in response from its viewpoint on top of its owner’s head, but if these weren’t enough for reactions...

“Ehehe. He's funny! Hehehahahaha!” Yayoi was giggling her head off at the sight, but Iori was going full circle as she clutched her side and laughed as well! “What a baka-ha-ha-hahahaha!”

“Gyahahaha! Someone make a looped video- haha- and post it on YouTube! Hyahaha! I'll instantly like and fave it! Hahahaha! Oh! OHHHH, my ancient aching gut! BAHAHAHA!” Of course, the two young Idols' laughter can’t even compare to Xiaomu’s as she was basically rolling side to side laughing her Sage Fox head off! Reiji, however, was NOT laughing as he was not impressed with not just his partner, but Iori and Yayoi as well as his gloved his reached his forehead. “How old are you girls, eight?”

“I think I've seen worse acts before.” Ritsuko sighed, but Azusa remembered something as she spoke. “Ahhh. If the twins were still with us, they'd have a field day...”

Producer-san was speechless for a moment, unable to voice even a syllable of what he just saw, until he looked at two particular Idols in which he found his voice. “Eh? Haruka? Chihaya?”

“Pfft...! Ku hu hahaha...!” Chihaya gave off a restrained chuckle as she never laughed this much since a box Haruka opened smacked her in the nose during a show she ran with her best friend and Miki. Haruka on the other hand, giggled a bit as she too found the sight hilarious. “Kya hahahaha!”

Toad, Toadette, Blooper, and Koopa Troopa couldn’t help but laugh loudly as well, happy to have some humor after all the craziness they went through. And to add the final touch of salt to the open wound on K. Rool’s pride, Benjamin laughed as well, recalling this stupidity of Klump’s. “"Oh ho ho ho ho hoooh, I remember this!"

“Eh?” Lunaeric gave a blank expression, as did Solbert, wondering what just happened. “What?”

“I WISH you wouldn't DO THAT!” K. Rool was deeply humiliated inside in front of his foes as he shouted at the ‘general’.

As if by response, Klump stopped and realized his goof-up.

“Didn't K. Rool wish that Klump would stop doing that before?” Diddy wondered, to which DK gave a shrug. “Must've worn off long ago...” Mario scratched his head as he had only one thing to say as his response to what he just witnessed. “Mamma mia.”

Snapping back to reality as Klump had to be moved aside after this hilarious farce, K. Rool gazed at the group as he cleared his throat and spoke again. “Now... where were we? Ah, yes... Your imminent demise.”

“Sorry, K. Rool, not gonna happen today. For now I'm going to be currently sitting on the sidelines temporarily to see these eight kick your tail.” DK, on the other hand, had a different strategy in mind as he stepped aside for once to let the contestants fight, making his nemesis drop his jaw. “What? Seriously?”

“They're the contestants. They have to. First time for anything, right?” DK smiled as he made clear his simple yet easily understandable reason, which made K. Rool even more doubtful. “You're sure you want to have some battle-inexperienced people such as them pitting themselves against ME?”

“Well... some of us had SOME level of experience in fights before.” Koopa Troopa scratched the back of his head as he did recall what battles he DID participate in prior to the party, but the more battle-ready of the bunch was clearly Makoto.

“Keh!” The tomboyish Idol grinned as she flexed her left arm. “I wouldn't underestimate an Idol if I were you, bub.”

“Hmph! As I were to lose to the likes of you. Let's if you can prove it... Klump, Krusha, Kopter and Kludge... Team up AND MANGLE THEM UP!”

*Insert Theme: “The Krauts ~ Stealth Mix” (The Darkness)*

General Klump gave a salute as he immediately readied himself for battle. “YES SIR! C'mon! UPSY-DAISY!” He then jumps into the arena with Krusha and Kludge following suit while Kopter hovered from behind. Hibiki saw the four Kremlings and dropped her jaw in disdain as she spoke. “N'aaaah- c'mon! We gotta go through these guys?!”

“You fools want to be on the sidelines, Donkey Kong and Mario? Your allies will need all the help they can get there...” K. Rool sneered at the two heroes, which made question marks appear on the heroes’ heads. “HUH?!”

As if on cue, Mario and DK turn around to see the front row Kremlings pointing their Klap Trap Blasters at their friends!
“Mario!” As per usual, Peach cried out for help, while Daisy just gritted her teeth. “What gives?!”

“Yeah, what gives?!” Dixie repeated the Sarasa Kingdom princess’ response as she too was not thrilled of what she saw the kritters do, but Azusa looked confused on the weapons they were wielding. “Ano... Aren't guns ineffective in this universe?”

"True, but these are Klap Trap Blasters. They shoot lasers filled with micro-sized Klap Traps that will indiscriminately eat at anything like an army of termites and, yes, they'll start with your clothes first." Benjamin gave a clear precise description of the weapons the Kritters were wielding, which left Haruka and Chihaya not so comfortable with the thought of every article of their clothing getting eaten away to nothing. As such, in quite the predictable manner, the two Idols cling to each other and freak out. “IYAAAAAA...!”

“Oooghh...! THERE NO WAY I'M LOSING THESE CLOTHES TO SOME NONSENSE TACTIC IN THIS UNIVERSE OR ELSEWHERE! Let's ROCK.” Ritsuko, not wanting this battle to turn into some kind of hentai flick, gritted her teeth as she immediately readied herself for battle.

*End Theme, Insert Theme: “The Krauts ~ Action Mix” (The Darkness)*

“HYAAAAAAAAH!!!” A wild Kritter roared as he hops over his blaster-armed comrades like a reckless little nutcase with a club in his hands, and after a few mere seconds, the other Kritters follow his example.

However, as strong as the Kremlings were in a group, Lunaeric manages to conk out a few with his Iron Kukri, but more of them attacked and ended up dispatched by Solbert's long kick.

“Guys! No matter what, don't let your guard down AND don't let them near the ring” The clone of Benjamin speaks to the others via telepathy as he unleashes an Iaido drawing attack from Aegispectro's sheath part, sweeping a row of Kritters off their with an electric lime energy wave from Animadeus. “Hyryaagh!”

“H-HAI!” Producer-san agreed without any hesitation as he scrambles to pull out his weapon.

“Yeah!” DK joined in as he let out a free punch on a Kremling. “The Contestants have their own fight to handle!” He then twin-slaps between a bucket wearing Klump Trooper's head, making him see stars, as he continued speaking. “Benjamin knows they shouldn't let them interfere!” He then gives a harsh uppercut on another Kremling. “And he knows we can't have that either!” And finally, DK gives a Kasplat a hard-hitting headbutt, burying him shoulder-deep in the floor!

“Yahoooo!” Mario shouted as he used his trademark Mario Tornado and began to spin around, knocking the Kritters he hit in the process silly. Luigi followed suit as he teamed up with his brother using his own variation, the Luigi Cyclone, and spun as well! “Wahoooo!”

“For King Kuh-R--Augh!!! Ohhhhh...” A Kritter rallied out loud but left himself wide open to attack as his head gets smashed in between Peach and Daisy's super hard hips! The two princesses blush for a bit before apologizing in a sing-song tone. “Soooorrrry~!”

“Dur hurhurhurhurhur...” The downed Kritter gave an approving wink before passing out and seeing stars, feeling that being defeated like this actually wasn’t a bad way to go. Azusa watched the attack and began to have an idea in her mind. “Nice attack. We should try that one more often, ne, minna?”

“Eeee-tto...” Haruka could only sweat a bit without any comment of any sort, while Chihaya pressed her palm in her face... ”This isn't the time for that, Azusa-san. HYAGH!” ...Right before narrowly dodging a Klap Trap Laser in time, that is!

“Hai-yah!” Iori shouted out as she shot at some Klap Trap Blasters with superior marksmanship. “I will not allow you marsh-dwelling idiots near Yayoi and my friends!” But then...

“KYAA!” The rich girl felt a draft between thighs as she felt her skirt pulled down by force, and within moments, she finds a clumsy Kritter lying on his back underneath her viewing at her bikinied butt!

“Heheh... Hi.” The Kritter, realizing the mess that he got himself into, just blushed awkwardly.

Of course, as expected of anyone, in response, the Tsundere Idol went into her Tsuntsun mode! Her eyes, from the bracelet’s effect, glowed a fierce purple and her teeth clenched hard enough to turn every tooth to calcium dust. And sure enough a huge red anger vein popped on her iconic forehead and her whole face blushed a deep dark red! “Nuuuuuuuuu...! KIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!”

As if reacting to the tsundere’s sudden intense emotions, the light over the Mana Dial glowed purple, and without any hesitation she activated her weapon's Sword Mode and dark violet aura surrounded her pink rapier blade, intimidating her ‘sexual harasser’. “How dare you view a chaste maiden's derriere by pulling down her skirt... MY SKIRT, kono... KOOOONOOOO HEEEEENTAAAAAAIIIIII!!!!!”

“NO! NO, I'M SORRY! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!” The Kritter frantically tried to apologize, but Iori, as expected of the obvious tsundere reaction refused to listen to reason.

“Kii-YAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!” With one swift attack after her battle cry, she spun like a twister, sweeping the Kritter and those who saw her butt in a tornado of darkness, granting each of them some burns and bruises as they helplessly fly through the sky!

“AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!” The Kremlings scream as they were swept all over in the vortex. But sadly, the crocs weren’t the only ones hit...

“WAAAAARGH, WHY DID SHE GET MEEEEEE?!?!?!” Producer-san flailed in the air as he was caught in the attack, as well as Lunaeric, who looks like he wants to skin Iori alive! “THANKS FOR THE FRIENDLY FIRE, YOU CRAZY ALPHA!!!”

And Benjamin, as it turned out, too was caught in the vortex as he did his hardest and endured the dark tornado without a problem, becoming completely embittered with Iori’s behavior in the process. “Oooohh, that idiot girl! She's absolutely completely lost my respect for her! This is exactly why I detest tsunderes! They never...”

*End Theme, Insert Theme: “Fight against a Somewhat Stronger Monster” (Super Mario RPG)*

“Yikes... Iori's scary when she's angry...” Toad grew nervous of the girl’s sudden outburst, but Toadette noticed something that’s gotten her attention. “Toad, up top!”

“Wah!” Toad yelped as he tumbled backward, ending up dodging Kopter’s swooping kick!

“Blooper-kun, jump now!” Hibiki gave the signal to attack, which the white squid took. “Here we go!”

Together, the Okinawan idol and the squid jump in the air, dodging Krusha's double hook, stomp on his head and land back on the ground in style.

“Owww... that hurrrt!” Krusha yelped as stars began to spin over his head.

“Get it together, Krusha! Those guys can go ‘squish" like jellyfish if you just-- oww! OWWW!” Klump snapped at his dumb cohort before he got stomped on the head himself by Yumeko and Koopa Troopa who found an opening and seized the chance to strike.

“Why would K. Rool make a baka like you a general?” Yumeko gave quite the confident snark as she leered at Klump, which made him blow some steam in response. “Grrrgh...!” Not wanting to be talked down, he pulls pin out of an Orange Grenade and throws the fruity explosive at her, giving the well-known shout of what a grenadier with a grenade should say. “FIRE IN THE HOLE!”

“Uwah!” Yumeko saw the grenade coming at her and dodged, only ending up with dirt all over when the Orange Grenade detonated.

*BOOM!*

“Close call!” Koopa Troopa wiped the sweat of his head as he too dodged the attack.

But out of all the fighters, Yayoi was the one who really didn’t want to fight as she was face to face with Kruha, who just seemed to be looking at her. The girl gave off a cute sadden look as she asked one thing of the Kremling. “P-Please don't eat or hurt me, alligator-san... I don't want to fight...”

Fortunate for Yayoi, Kludge, being someone with a childlike manner, knows how to be sweet even if K. Rool relies on his great strength as he gave a kind response. “If yooou don't wannaaaa fiiiight, I don't want to fiiiiight, toooo...”

“Eh?” Yayoi did not expect Kludge to answer, but then K. Rool snapped at him. “Why are you standing there, Kludge?! CLOBBER THAT HUMAN TO A PULP!”
Misunderstanding Kludge’s intent when she sees him being ordered to eliminate Yayoi, Makoto quickly darts in to the rescue! “Get away from her! HAIII-YAAAAAH!” The tomboyish Idol yelled out as she executes a harsh jumpkick to Kludge's nose!

*POW!*

Not liking the pain of getting injured, Kludge's teal body turns scarlet and blasts off steam out of his head from immature rage, going like a runaway train on a collision course!

*Insert Sound Effects: “Kettle Whistle, Train Whistle”*

“OHHWAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHH!!!” The enraged Kremling roared as he was about to go on a rampage, making K. Rool pretty uneasy. “Oh no... this is not going to go well...!”

“WOAH!” Makoto yelped as she swoopd up Yayoi and narrowly dodged Kludge’s assault, as he has clearly gone berserk and focused on wanting to smash Makoto into an Idol pancake! “GWOHWRRRAAAAAAARRRRRGH!!!”

“Shimatta!” The princely Idol cursed as she felt that she was clearly in over her head and that her martial arts knowledge would not help here! Yayoi sadly pouted at her friend as she felt that this was clearly one fight that could’ve been better off avoided. “You didn't have to hurt him and his feelings, Makoto-chan!”

“Could you blame me for saving you?!” Makoto snapped as she kept dodging Kludge’s attacks, which all sent a couple of Kritters flying!
Not wanting to see Makoto and Yayoi smashed to bits, Haruka, Chihaya, and Iori rush in, using coordinated efforts to circle around the enraged Kremling whle avoiding direct content to avoid getting sent flying into a wall. Mario joined in, giving a raspberry at the enraged Kremling to redirect its attention as it chased after him, knocking aside more kritters in its rage. Klump and Krusha noticed the red plumber going in their direction and, seeing Kludge in the path, panicked, especially Klump as his army just went into the air. “Wait, wait!!! DON’T COME ANY CLOSER!!!”

“Comin’ through!” Mario spoke as he jumped over the two Kremlings. Seeing the berserk Kludge come closer the two Kremlings’ eyes bulge as they run in opposite directions, causing Kludge to crash into the wall with his head first! Kludge stopped moving as a result and was left seeing stars, allowing Mario and Luigi a chance to strike! Moving first, Luigi got into position and crotched down, allowing his big bro to jump on his little bro’s back and spin in midair. Luigi got into position again and jumped and grabbed hold of Mario’s legs as he spun, ending into a spiral which landed hard on Kludge’s head, dealing a large amount of damage. (The Splash Bros. Attack, for those who don’t know.)

Enraged again after the attack, Kludge directed his rage on the two heroic plumbers, who just gave raspberries before dashing off. Fortunately for the Mario Bros. the Kremling’s rage left him vulnerable to attack as Koopa Troopa spun into him, readied from a haphazard kick by Yumeko, who didn’t want to be left out, tripping the Kremling and sending him airborne. Toad and Toadette jumped in and kicked him further before darting off, and then Ritsuko dove in and kicked him even further, and as his body was sent flying faster, Reiji and Xiaomu rushed in without delay. Taking the first strike, Xiaomu casted her Fox Lord Seal and encased Kludge with her Sage Fox magic. In a twist, Reiji raised his flame katana Karin and slashed upwards, sending the Kremling upwards before jumping backwards to let his partner deal the finishing assault.

“I’m so charming; your heart will skip a beat!” Xiaomu cheerfully exclaimed as she leapt high into the air, with Suiren at the ready and, all of a sudden, she struck with her blade while appearing in a French maid outfit, then struck again with her all off a sudden appearing with a sexy bikini on instead, as if she quickly changed clothes on the fly in a few split seconds. The third thrust saw her wearing a Gothic Lolita dress and the fourth saw her wearing a stylish Idol outfit of her own with a yellow, red, and black color scheme! But when it came to her final strike, Xiaomu was wearing a beautiful wedding gown and headdress, holding a beautiful bouquet of flowers.

“Happy Wedding!” The Sage Fox exclaimed as she finished her attack combo with a high kick that shattered the sphere and struck Kludge hard, enough that the Kremling seemed to have been knocked to his senses.

“Duhhh.. What happened... wait... Why am I in the sky?” The Kremling wondered as question marks appeared above his head. But then he realized one thing as gravity began to beckon him back. “Uh oh... I’M FALLINGGGGGGG!!!!” The Kritters who were anxious to fight as well notice Kludge’s shadow getting bigger.... OVER THEM!!! Despite trying to move out of the way, they weren’t able to escape as Kludge’s body crashed, creating a large cloud of dust.

*End theme*

K. Rool coughed for a moment as he gasped for breath. “Ugh, what happened?! Kopter blow out the dust!”

“Yes boss!” The copter-wearing Kremling accepted the order without delay as he pulled out a big fan which blew out the dust. To the Kremling leader’s great shock, the impact had sent the kroc’ bodies flying all over the area and scattered them randomly... as well as knocking them unconscious, obviously, in addition to the Kremlings already knocked out by the carnage. As for Kludge, well, he was eyes were pretty much spiraling in dizzying circles.

*Insert Sound Effect: “Cuckoo”*

“You have got to be joking!” K. Rool’s jaw hit the floor as he saw just HOW defeated his minions were, enough for the players to cheer, seeing this threat averted with a lot of time to spare!

“Yeah!” Toad smiled as he hopped up and down, while Toadette simply wiped some sweat off her brow. “Phew, that was tough!”

“Teh... Was that the best you can do?!” Yumeko gave a snarky grin as she flicked her hair. Makoto clenched her fists as she was aching for more fighting as she eyed the deranged Kremling leader. “You're next, King Fatso!”

*Insert Sound Effect: “Kettle Whistle”*

“Grgh... grrrgh...! GWAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHH!!!” K. Rool’s green face quickly boiled a searing red color as steam began to blow from where his ears are, clearly showing that he had lost his temper big time!

*Insert Theme: “Gangplank Galleon” (Donkey Kong Country)*

“YOU IDIOTS! YOU FOOLS!” K. Rool’s voice reverberated around the area; his fury sends Klump and the other three running off the ring for their lives!

(Fawful) “Uh... is it my time yet?”
(Narrator-san) “Not yet, Fawful...”
(Fawful) “OOH!! I HAVE IMPATIENCE!!! YOU AND YOUR STUPID WRITER’S BLOCK, WHICH MAKES MY MIND GO CRAZY WITH HAVING TO WAIT FOREVER FOR AT LEAST THIS CHAPTER!!!”
(Narrator-san) “Sorry, Fawful! Just... just let me get back to the story! I had a lot on my mind, okay?!”

“DUNCES! NINCOMPOOPS!! IGNORAMUSES!!! Ohhhh! Must I show you imbeciles how it's done?!” K. Rool shouted again as he stomps to the center of the ring.
“Humph! What are you gonna do!?” Makoto sneered at the mad croc with a taunting gesture. But then K. Rool seemed to smirk with glee as he whips out a remote control from behind. “THIS is what I'm going to do!”

He then pressed a button on the remote. As if by response, the ring began to change, with arching steel beams rise from 8 corners of the circle of battle and connecting; metal bars jutted out in a flash and connected well to each other, ultimately creating a crisscrossed net of steel to each beam making an inescapable cage meant for cage matches!

“AUGH!” Toad and Toadette scream as they huddle with each other in fear. Makoto’s eyes turn into white circles as she realized her situation. “Whoa... Not good.”

“Oh no...” DK grimaced as to what he just witnessed, but he does not need to say a word Luigi saved him the trouble. “B-Bro, LOOK!”

“The playas! They're trapped!” Mario shouted as he glared at the new situation the just occurred, with no way for the red hero to step and help the contestants! And what’s worse, they’re stuck with K. Rool no less!

The players could only turn to the crocodile menace as he gave out his threat while entering a fighter-like stance of his own. “If I recall my Villain's Tutorial, Page 109 states... ‘When all else fails, implement and execute heinous diabolical plan... YOURSELF!’"

*End Theme*

*TO BE CONTINUED...*

..And finally, done with this chapter! I had a LOT of complications! First, being no longer able to go back to my old DeviantArt account and having to make a new one, all because I had completely forgotten the password! Also, resetting accounts I had s well and the addition of writer’s block, and man, all that stress actually got to me!

...But enough negativity and self-pitying on my end. The battle with K. Rool has finally reached the climax! Can the contestants put the kibosh on K. Rool and his schemes, or will the deranged ruler of the Kremlings finally have his day in the sun! Tune in next chapter for Part 2!