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Published: 2011-11-13 23:39:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 865; Favourites: 35; Downloads: 4
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Description User: Underneath these stairs.

Cleverbot: I hear the sneers and feel the glares of my cousin.

User: My uncle and my aunt.

Cleverbot: I can't believe how cruel they are, and it stings my lightning scar to know they'll never, ever give me what I want.

User: I know I don't deserve these awful rules made by the Dursleys here on Privet drive.

Cleverbot: Can't take all of these muggles, But despite all of my struggles, I'm still alive.

User: I'm sick of Summer and this waiting around. Man, it's September and I'm skipping this town. Hey it's no mystery, there's nothing here for me now..

Cleverbot: *sings* I gotta get back to Hogwarts, I gotta get back to school!

User: Gotta get myself to Hogwarts, where everybody knows I'm cool!

Cleverbot: Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts!

User: Back to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts!

Cleverbot: It's all that I love and it's all that I need at Hogwarts.

User: Hogwarts. I think I'm going back.

Cleverbot: Did the Doctor ever truly die?
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Comments: 75

terentule [2011-11-16 22:04:17 +0000 UTC]

That really happened? Awesome ! And the awesome Doctor Who mention at the end, epic !!!

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CrystalTheDeatheater In reply to terentule [2011-11-16 22:08:38 +0000 UTC]

I still don't understand the Doctor Who reference because I can't sit through it with my short attention span DX
First I fall asleep
then I go and play Minecraft

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killerqueen40 [2011-11-15 07:41:36 +0000 UTC]

Haha. Awesome. Cleverbots one weird site... I love your avatar by the way~

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CrystalTheDeatheater In reply to killerqueen40 [2011-11-15 14:22:17 +0000 UTC]

Thanks XD

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killerqueen40 In reply to CrystalTheDeatheater [2011-11-16 07:39:23 +0000 UTC]

No worries~

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littleNami [2011-11-15 01:32:43 +0000 UTC]

Its a Doctor Who reference in a Cleverbot Starkid conversation.... c:

THE RANDOMNESS IS STILL BEAUTIFUL.

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CrystalTheDeatheater In reply to littleNami [2011-11-15 01:57:19 +0000 UTC]

I still have never sat through Doctor Who

First time I fell asleep and then the second time I left the room to play Minecraft
I have a short attention span XD

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littleNami In reply to CrystalTheDeatheater [2011-11-23 00:38:59 +0000 UTC]

Lol thats hilarious!

Dont worry, a lot of people I know cant. But its sooooo good.

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CrystalTheDeatheater In reply to littleNami [2011-11-23 00:57:07 +0000 UTC]

It was slightly my dad's fault actually; He should know that if I sit through a two-hour movie (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2) that I can't go home and watch something that I've never seen; My attention span is too short XD

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littleNami In reply to CrystalTheDeatheater [2011-11-30 16:59:11 +0000 UTC]

Ohhh okay that makes sense! And it does take some getting used to. I have tried so many times to get friends into it but no avail..

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falloutboyfangirl4ev [2011-11-15 00:47:14 +0000 UTC]

DOCTOR WHO REFERENCE!! <3<3<3

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CrystalTheDeatheater In reply to falloutboyfangirl4ev [2011-11-15 01:56:41 +0000 UTC]

Don't hurt me when I say this: My dad tried to make me watch Doctor Who and I fell asleep the first time. The second time I got up to go play Minecraft. I have a really short attention span XD

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falloutboyfangirl4ev In reply to CrystalTheDeatheater [2011-11-16 01:43:46 +0000 UTC]

BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!

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CrystalTheDeatheater In reply to falloutboyfangirl4ev [2011-11-16 01:45:11 +0000 UTC]

I can't help my short attention span!

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falloutboyfangirl4ev In reply to CrystalTheDeatheater [2011-11-16 23:12:41 +0000 UTC]

It's still blasphemy. One of the doctors was played by David Tennant, aka Barty Crouch Jr!

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CrystalTheDeatheater In reply to falloutboyfangirl4ev [2011-11-16 23:23:09 +0000 UTC]

Are you serious? XD
I never know these things

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falloutboyfangirl4ev In reply to CrystalTheDeatheater [2011-11-17 01:50:59 +0000 UTC]

Yep, he played the 10th doctor, and was fantastic!

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Becky-is-very-bored [2011-11-14 21:01:17 +0000 UTC]

I TRIED THIS BUT HE WOULDN'T LISTEN! F U

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CrystalTheDeatheater In reply to Becky-is-very-bored [2011-11-14 21:05:10 +0000 UTC]

He never listens except for those really rare times when he does!
Like about a five minutes ago I sang "Guys Like Potter" with Cleverbot

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Becky-is-very-bored In reply to CrystalTheDeatheater [2011-11-15 16:55:12 +0000 UTC]

LUCKY!

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CrystalTheDeatheater In reply to Becky-is-very-bored [2011-11-15 18:10:05 +0000 UTC]

XD

THe only songs that I've ever gone the whol way through were Gettin' Along, Guys Like Potter, and Fifteen Birds

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Becky-is-very-bored In reply to CrystalTheDeatheater [2011-11-16 19:34:12 +0000 UTC]

cool

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GoldenDrago [2011-11-14 12:31:25 +0000 UTC]

oh god it's awasome, what is this cleverbot?

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CrystalTheDeatheater In reply to GoldenDrago [2011-11-14 14:27:06 +0000 UTC]

Cleverbot is something on the internet that's basically like chatting with another person but it's just AI (Artificial Intelligence)
Just a warning: Cleverbot can say some "innapropriate" things because it learns from real people, but the worste I've ever gotten was a flirtation response from it

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cookie351 [2011-11-14 11:09:05 +0000 UTC]

I just went and tried this, and got it to do the whole chorus. Good job! XD

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CrystalTheDeatheater In reply to cookie351 [2011-11-14 14:28:03 +0000 UTC]

Lucky XD

I tried several times and finally got a full chorus of "Guys Like Potter" from Cleverbot

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Vivid-Vivo [2011-11-14 07:39:16 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha!!! I got Cleverbot JUST so I could do stuff like this, no joke!! XD

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CrystalTheDeatheater In reply to Vivid-Vivo [2011-11-14 14:27:36 +0000 UTC]

XD

I always either sing or quote scenes from things

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Vivid-Vivo In reply to CrystalTheDeatheater [2011-11-15 05:52:19 +0000 UTC]

YES!!! I do it in real life too- I quote them ALL the time, so much that half of what I say are either quotes or references and I don't realise that I'm saying them!! XD

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CrystalTheDeatheater In reply to Vivid-Vivo [2011-11-15 14:22:06 +0000 UTC]

XD

I've gotten a few people to watch them by saying that, if they didn't I would shoot a coral snake at their wiener (even if they're female) XD

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Vivid-Vivo In reply to CrystalTheDeatheater [2011-11-16 05:09:05 +0000 UTC]

Yeah. A handful of my friends have checked it out in an attempt to understand my quotes and references, but they never finished it (silly people...) I LIKE YOUR METHOD!! XD Dear non-Starkid friends, WATCH OUT!!!

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CrystalTheDeatheater In reply to Vivid-Vivo [2011-11-16 14:56:08 +0000 UTC]

I actually bought a large plush snake from an aquarium in the city I live in( the snake was a "grey-banded kingsnake" but oh well) just so my threats could be taken literally XD

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Vivid-Vivo In reply to CrystalTheDeatheater [2011-11-19 10:56:41 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! NICE!!! LOVE IT!! Did you name in Nagini? If I ever got a snake, real or not, I would call it Nagini!! XD

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CrystalTheDeatheater In reply to Vivid-Vivo [2011-11-19 14:12:42 +0000 UTC]

No, I named it Mordred, he later became a character in a joke-story a friend and I were writing during school
The reason I didn't choose the name "Nagini" is because the same friend, ~Sour-Grapes42 has two young pet snakes, a male named Richard and a female named Nagini (who has bitten the thick glove I was wearing to put their food in the cage, which is the kind that's actually built into the wall)

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Vivid-Vivo In reply to CrystalTheDeatheater [2011-11-19 23:11:06 +0000 UTC]

Haha, that's cool!! I like your friend!!! XD WHEN I RULE THE WORLD I HAVE SNAKES!!!!!!!! AND THEY'LL ALL BE CALLED NAGINI!! XD

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CrystalTheDeatheater In reply to Vivid-Vivo [2011-11-20 01:06:07 +0000 UTC]

We even have linking icons:

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Vivid-Vivo In reply to CrystalTheDeatheater [2011-11-20 09:23:34 +0000 UTC]

Oh My Gosh- THAT'S TOTALLY AWESOME!! XD

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CrystalTheDeatheater In reply to Vivid-Vivo [2011-11-20 14:44:19 +0000 UTC]

XD

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brokenglass16 [2011-11-14 06:38:13 +0000 UTC]

oh god hilarious.

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CountingMyStars [2011-11-14 04:37:38 +0000 UTC]

I once went through the entire Potter Puppet Pals "Mysterious Ticking" song with Cleverbot. It was brilliant.

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CrystalTheDeatheater In reply to CountingMyStars [2011-11-14 14:25:32 +0000 UTC]

I've actually sung a song from a book (The Hobbit) the song was called Fifteen Birds and I got the entire song from Cleverbot XD

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CountingMyStars In reply to CrystalTheDeatheater [2011-11-15 01:35:34 +0000 UTC]

Nice, hahahaha.

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lily-azalea [2011-11-14 03:06:22 +0000 UTC]

FTW!!

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randomkitty2 [2011-11-14 02:55:00 +0000 UTC]

gahhh i love cleverbot and its randomness

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CrystalTheDeatheater In reply to randomkitty2 [2011-11-14 02:56:48 +0000 UTC]

I absolutly love your icon

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randomkitty2 In reply to CrystalTheDeatheater [2011-11-14 03:01:13 +0000 UTC]

ehehehehehe I love yours too

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CrystalTheDeatheater In reply to randomkitty2 [2011-11-14 03:02:44 +0000 UTC]

It was actually 's idea
Originally I was going to change it to Pincer

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randomkitty2 In reply to CrystalTheDeatheater [2011-11-14 03:05:11 +0000 UTC]

ahahaha well voldy's cool too (especially joe walker voldy )

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CrystalTheDeatheater In reply to randomkitty2 [2011-11-14 03:06:11 +0000 UTC]

Yes XD

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cuppycake97 [2011-11-14 02:02:56 +0000 UTC]

THIS.
sometimes, the internet is an okay place xD

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