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Published: 2011-11-13 23:39:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 865; Favourites: 35; Downloads: 4
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User: Underneath these stairs.Cleverbot: I hear the sneers and feel the glares of my cousin.
User: My uncle and my aunt.
Cleverbot: I can't believe how cruel they are, and it stings my lightning scar to know they'll never, ever give me what I want.
User: I know I don't deserve these awful rules made by the Dursleys here on Privet drive.
Cleverbot: Can't take all of these muggles, But despite all of my struggles, I'm still alive.
User: I'm sick of Summer and this waiting around. Man, it's September and I'm skipping this town. Hey it's no mystery, there's nothing here for me now..
Cleverbot: *sings* I gotta get back to Hogwarts, I gotta get back to school!
User: Gotta get myself to Hogwarts, where everybody knows I'm cool!
Cleverbot: Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts!
User: Back to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts!
Cleverbot: It's all that I love and it's all that I need at Hogwarts.
User: Hogwarts. I think I'm going back.
Cleverbot: Did the Doctor ever truly die?
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Comments: 75
That really happened? Awesome 
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I still don't understand the Doctor Who reference because I can't sit through it with my short attention span DX
First I fall asleep
then I go and play Minecraft
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Haha. Awesome. Cleverbots one weird site... I love your avatar by the way~
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Its a Doctor Who reference in a Cleverbot Starkid conversation.... c:
THE RANDOMNESS IS STILL BEAUTIFUL.
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I still have never sat through Doctor Who
First time I fell asleep and then the second time I left the room to play Minecraft
I have a short attention span XD
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Lol thats hilarious!
Dont worry, a lot of people I know cant. But its sooooo good.
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It was slightly my dad's fault actually; He should know that if I sit through a two-hour movie (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2) that I can't go home and watch something that I've never seen; My attention span is too short XD
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Ohhh okay that makes sense!
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Don't hurt me when I say this: My dad tried to make me watch Doctor Who and I fell asleep the first time. The second time I got up to go play Minecraft. I have a really short attention span XD
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BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!
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I can't help my short attention span!
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It's still blasphemy. One of the doctors was played by David Tennant, aka Barty Crouch Jr!
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Are you serious? XD
I never know these things
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Yep, he played the 10th doctor, and was fantastic!
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I TRIED THIS BUT HE WOULDN'T LISTEN! F U
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He never listens except for those really rare times when he does!
Like about a five minutes ago I sang "Guys Like Potter" with Cleverbot
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XD
THe only songs that I've ever gone the whol way through were Gettin' Along, Guys Like Potter, and Fifteen Birds
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Cleverbot is something on the internet that's basically like chatting with another person but it's just AI (Artificial Intelligence)
Just a warning: Cleverbot can say some "innapropriate" things because it learns from real people, but the worste I've ever gotten was a flirtation response from it
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I just went and tried this, and got it to do the whole chorus. Good job! XD
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Lucky XD
I tried several times and finally got a full chorus of "Guys Like Potter" from Cleverbot
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Hahaha!!! I got Cleverbot JUST so I could do stuff like this, no joke!! XD
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XD
I always either sing or quote scenes from things
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YES!!! I do it in real life too- I quote them ALL the time, so much that half of what I say are either quotes or references and I don't realise that I'm saying them!! XD
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XD
I've gotten a few people to watch them by saying that, if they didn't I would shoot a coral snake at their wiener (even if they're female) XD
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Yeah. A handful of my friends have checked it out in an attempt to understand my quotes and references, but they never finished it (silly people...) I LIKE YOUR METHOD!! XD Dear non-Starkid friends, WATCH OUT!!!
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I actually bought a large plush snake from an aquarium in the city I live in( the snake was a "grey-banded kingsnake" but oh well) just so my threats could be taken literally XD
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Hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! NICE!!! LOVE IT!! Did you name in Nagini? If I ever got a snake, real or not, I would call it Nagini!! XD
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No, I named it Mordred, he later became a character in a joke-story a friend and I were writing during school
The reason I didn't choose the name "Nagini" is because the same friend, ~Sour-Grapes42 has two young pet snakes, a male named Richard and a female named Nagini (who has bitten the thick glove I was wearing to put their food in the cage, which is the kind that's actually built into the wall)
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Haha, that's cool!! I like your friend!!! XD WHEN I RULE THE WORLD I HAVE SNAKES!!!!!!!! AND THEY'LL ALL BE CALLED NAGINI!! XD
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Oh My Gosh- THAT'S TOTALLY AWESOME!! XD
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I once went through the entire Potter Puppet Pals "Mysterious Ticking" song with Cleverbot. It was brilliant.
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I've actually sung a song from a book (The Hobbit) the song was called Fifteen Birds and I got the entire song from Cleverbot XD
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Nice, hahahaha.
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I absolutly love your icon
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ehehehehehe I love yours too
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It was actually 's idea
Originally I was going to change it to Pincer
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ahahaha well voldy's cool too (especially joe walker voldy 
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THIS.
sometimes, the internet is an okay place xD
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