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CSImadmax β THE TOWN: part 12
Published: 2013-11-02 00:39:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 74920; Favourites: 1303; Downloads: 357
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"why?" -asked fluttershy as her tears disappeared into the clear morning waters of the river. such a simple question but bearer of a painful answer. why lying to her? why betraying her trust? why kiki?...WHY?tune in next week for more drama. same bat-time same bat-channel!
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γ½(#`ΠΒ΄)οΎΒ how dare you make Fluttershy cry. You have brought the fury of the bronies down upon yourself.
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SHE MADE FLUTTERSHY CRY!!?GET THE PONIES!!WE ARE GOING TO WAR!!!!!!!!!GET THE MACHINE GUUNZ
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Raven: ............... She quit? Well, I dunno but also don't care why she quit, since she's coming back to Ponyville! Hey! You know what this calls for?! A PARTY!!!
(OoC: Your move, Alex)
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First you ask me to kill you, then you wanna throw a party? Seems legit.
Yay, party time!
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Raven: Different timeline. Just go with it, 'Pool. So! Everything set, Pinks?
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Sadly, Mr and Mrs Cake are very busy tonight, so we can't have Sugarcube Corner.
But that's okay. Since I have my trusty Party Cannon, we can take the party to some other place!
Hey, let's raid someone's house!
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Raven: Why not right here? TAKE COVER!!! Hides behind a wall
Dr. X: Just like last time, he simply turns his reading chair around
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Do you carry that chair around with you at all times?
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!
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(OoC: Well, he didn't take cover, now did he?)
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Raven: Pokes his head out after the decor's all set Shouldn't you say "Party in the ho-"........ Nice streamers you're wearing, Deadpool.
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Thank you! Mmm... They taste pretty good too!
"Party in the hole"? I like that!
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Raven: .......... How do you eat streamers??
Dr. X: Turns his chair around Do we have everything necessary for the party aside from the decorations?
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What? Don't you like them? They're delicious!
*spit"
Well, if we wanna PAR-TAY, then we need lots of treats! Luckily, I have a little something that will help us.
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Dr. X: Stands up straight in an instant Oi! That is mine!!!
Raven: ........... So, they're so delicious that you spit them....... How profound...
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Now, let's see how this thing works.
Ooooh!
It's raining candy!
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Dr. X: Grabs it from Pinkie's hoof Give me that! You do not have the slightest idea of what you are doing and what risks you are creating!
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What's the matter? It worked perfectly. Look at all the treats we've got!
By the way, since when do you own a Portal Gun, Doc?
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Dr. X: Since I invented it. And you may have brought us candy and desserts, but what if you accidently brought wendigos? What if you brought a hydra? What if you brought a dragon? Only someone experienced is allowed to use the Portal Gun to avoid such situations, and you are not experienced.
Raven: Oughta agree with'im there.
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I guess you're right. I didn't think of that.
So... did Valve pay you for your invention?
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Dr. X: ....... What does Valve have to do with my Portal Gun?
(OoC: I wanna know that too. Didn't think they created the idea)
Raven: His pocket starts vibrating with some ringing from it, then he pulls out a phone and puts it to his ear after pressing "Answer" Hyallow.
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What makes you think this is your gun? Does it have your name written on it? All I can see is "Aperture".
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Dr. X: Turns it to the other side, showing him a label written in small letters: "Original Property Of Dr. X. If found, press the grey button".
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Okay, point proven. In that case you should be happy that Pinkie found it for you.
Yeah, I found it in a very weird place. There were many rooms with mazes, trampolines and even tubs of colourful jelly! I really wanted to taste it, but then that creepy voice came out of nowhere, so I got scared and ran away.
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Dr. X: ...... That was my laboratory.
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You work for Aperture Science?
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Riiight...
What were you about to say, Doctor?
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Dr. X: I-
Raven: (Forget that he was even talking on the phone. Deleted part) He works in just science. You name it, and he knows it all.
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Dr. X: ...... Yes........ That is the simplest way to state it.
Raven: Told ya.
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COOL! What's it like? Do they pay well?
What is "Apron-ture Science"? Does it have something to do with baking?
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Raven: It's just science, Pinks. Ask Twilight.
Dr. X: .......... I am a scientist that serves himself regularly, frankly.
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"Serves himself"... Why does that sound so dirty?
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Raven: 'Cause you're a pervert?
Dr. X: ....... I must confess that is quite correct.
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Raven: Carrying on! Everything set for the party, Pinks?
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We still need punch, but I don't know where to get it.
We can steal it from someone.
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Raven: Zaba-caba-dabra! And a punch bowl appears
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Okay, this is getting ridiculous. Skrew you, guys! I'm going home.
Wait! What about the party?
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(OoC: Seriously, you mad at me or something? I just didn't have any better idea. What, you wanted them to go off to Sugar Cube Corner and steal punch for real?)
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That would have actually been interesting.
P.S. In case you didn't get it, Deadpool was quoting Eric Cartman from South Park.
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(OoC: Never heard of it, frankly)
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As you like to say, "..................."
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Raven: What did I do???? I just used some magicz!
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Relax, dude! I wasn't actually gonna leave. But really, since when can you use magic?
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Raven: Well, I don't know that much magic. Just a good share. Now, anything else we need other than punch?
Dr. X: I suppose we require more people. Again.
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Hey, "Real Raven"! (Can I call you RR? Or do you prefer 2R? Or maybe R2?) How many more hidden abilities do your OCs have? I'm beginning to feel underpowered here.
Right! Last time we invited Twilight and Fluttershy, so this time, to be fair, we need to invite Rainbow Dash, Applejack and Rarity.
I dare you to play one of them.
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(OoC: RR's good enough, Wade, and if you really wanna know, then you'll just have to spar them, and lemme tell ya, neither of'em's gonna be an easy fight. But don't worry though. I'm sure you, of all people, can hold your own against them. After all, you're the goddarn Deadpool)
Dr. X: Initiate the teleportation, then.
(OoC: You doubt our roleplaying skillz? Prepare to be amazed!! Wait...... Ugh! I can't choose which one! But I sure ain't doing RD, since she's suitable for a rivalry relationship with Raven. So, you pick either AJ or Rares, and I'll pick the other one)
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Next thing you know, they'll turn into alicorns...
Weeeee!!! Let's go!
Rarity, I choose you!
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(OoC: Ironically, my pony OC's an alicorn. I just couldn't choose between a pegasus or a unicorn. It's really hard, so I got stuck with an alicorn. 'Course, if I really had to choose one, think I'll go with a unicorn)
What in tarnation??!! Where the hay are we?!??
(OoC: Your cue with Rarity and Dash)
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