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CSImadmax β THE TOWN: part 12
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"why?" -asked fluttershy as her tears disappeared into the clear morning waters of the river. such a simple question but bearer of a painful answer. why lying to her? why betraying her trust? why kiki?...WHY?tune in next week for more drama. same bat-time same bat-channel!
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Oh yeah? Let's hear your scores!
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nUMBEr tWO: aPpLeJack. FEmALe eaRTh poNY. ThrEAT LEvEl : NiNeTEeN ouT Of tHIrTy RAtIo.
Uhh..... I don't get it.
Dr. X: By ratio standards, you are slightly more of a threat than Rainbow Dash.
Ha! Big Macintosh's fancy mathematics sure are in ma favor!
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I know a certain pony who would have been rated 10 out of 10. But she isn't here today.
P.S. I pass. Your turn.
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(OoC: I'll take it you mean Fluttershy.
OoC: Ya know, it seems like a moment for Dash to be all like "DARN IT!!" or something, but alright)
numBEr tHRee: piNKAMena DIanE PIe. fEmaLe EarTh pONY. ThrEAt LEveL: FiFTY thReE ouT oF SeveNty NiNE RatIO.
Dr. X: That is slightly higher than your level, Ms. Applejack.
Ain't surprised... It's Pinkie Pie...
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You guessed it.
Hey, they know my full name!
Seriously? Pinkie Pie scored more than me and Applejack?
Oh well, I think I can guess who will get the lowest score.
Why are you looking at me like that?
By the way, in case you're wondering why Deadpool is silent, he is too busy playing rock-paper-scissors with himself.
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(OoC: Gah! Sorry! I meant "Number four". Ya know what? Let's do it all over again instead)
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(OoC: Only when agitated is she ten-outta-ten.... Actually, she'd be OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAND!!!!)
OoC: Oh, Deadpool....... Well, I guess that's the perk of having two extra personalities in your head)
NuMbEr FoUR: rAriTy. FeMaLe UNicORN. ThReAT LEvEL: siXtY-OnE OuT of NinTy-tHree RatIO.
Dr. X: ....... Ms. Rarity's score is slightly lower than Ms. Pinkamena's, yet still above yours and Ms. Applejack's.
Well, she's a unicorn. Can't say Ah'm surprised much.
Dr. X: The most troubling thing is that the one with the lowest score would be-
(OoC: And here comes the big "NOOOO!!!"!)
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When agitated, Fluttershy would be over 9000. But even in her normal state, she would still be 10/10 for reasons summed up in the comments here .
SHUT UP! Just shut up!
Aw, don't be so upset, Rainbow. I'd gladly swap places with you. I'm a civilised lady, and a higher-than-average threat level doesn't flatter me at all.
Deadpool, what are you doing?
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(OoC: Unfortunately, we're dealing with emotionless robots, so cuteness isn't an option)
Not if somepony messes with'er mane....
Dr. X: I apologize, but that is a simple fact, Ms. Rainbow.....
NuMbEr FIvE, sIX anD sEVeN: WAdE WiNsTON WIlson, AKa dEadpOoL, rAVen, DOCtOR X. aLl maLE HOmoSapIENS.
Raven: Aaand that's us...... DEADPOOL!!! Quit playing rock-paper-scissors with yourself! You wanna know your threat level?!
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I wouldn't be so sure about that.
And Applejack makes a good point.
Well, I could still have a higher score than you three.
Huh? My threat level? What are you talking about? I wouldn't hurt a fly!
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(OoC: Goddangit!! I messed this up again! Let's do this all over again, then)
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(OoC: ....... Welp, Eggman did make them with emotions, apparently. These, however, are Sweetie Bots. They're completely emotionless and exist solely to destroy their targets.
OoC: Eeexactly! That's why Rarity's more of a threat. 'Sides, not only is she a unicorn, but she also uses her head more than RD and AJ. Take A Dog And Pony Show for instance. And speaking of AJ, she also uses her head more than RD, which makes her more of a threat too, but only a little bit, so Dash's speed doesn't really serve much if she doesn't think properly to use it)
ThrEat LevEls: ................. Red lights and loud alarm bells sound off DATABASE OVERLOAD!!! DATABASE OVERLOAD!!! UNABLE TO CALCULATE!!! UNABLE TO CALCULATE!!!
Dr. X: ....... I believe it means that we are, per say, 'off the charts'.
Well, sure am glad yer on our side...
Hold on!! Why on Equestria are they even sayin' what our threat levels are in the first place??
Raven: Smirks at Rainbow Didn't quite catch that, Dash.
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Fair enough. And yes, while Rainbow Dash is super fast, she seems to be the least intelligent of the Mane 6, which is a major disadvantage for her.
Forget it...
Off the charts? YEAH! High five!
Yay, red lights! Just what our party needed!
I wouldn't be so happy if I were you, Pinkie...
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(OoC: Well, she just doesn't like to think. Just wants to go off and do stuff in ten seconds flat)
mIssiOn TarGeTS dEtEcTeD. cOmMenCe ThE mISsiOn.
Uh..... What're those big boxes they just got outta their backs? And those..... pipes in'em?
Dr. X: ...... Those...... are missiles......
Raven: That is a LOT of missiles.
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What are missiles?
They look like firecrackers!
I'm scared!
All right! Looks like we're about to have some real fun!
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ALl uNIts, FirE!
Raven: IN-CO-MIIIIIIIING!!!! TAKE COVEEEEER!!!!!!
HEADS DOOOOOOOWN!!!!
Dr. X: RUUUUUUUUUUN!!!
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YIKES!
SWEET CELESTIA!
Wait, are they actually gonna be shooting at-
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LifE-fORM DeTeCtiNg SYStEms acTIVAted. COnFIRmAtIoN foR TArgEt TeRMiNATIon coMmeNCiNG. sCANnIng iNitIATED.
As the smoke cloud disappears.......... an iron dome appears in the midst of it.
ScAnNiNg cONcludeD. Life-fORmS DETeCTEd.
And the dome opens
(OoC: Sorry, but I just gotta. 'Sides, you did Raven for me before!) HAHAHAHA!!! You know what else is good to have than a capsule releasing a big missile-proof dome?!?!
Raven: Skillz!!!
Phooey!! Mighty close right there!! Nice one, Doc!
Dr. X: I thank you for the gesture, Ms. Applejack. It appears that my caution has been useful, as I sought to not risk a possibility such as this one, which is why I created that small capsule.
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What the hay was that?
I do believe we're being attacked!
What is that big dome thing?
HELP! I think I'm developing a fourth personality! My mind is about to explode! Stand back, everyone!!!
Serious Deadpool: Calm down. We just got a different writer.
Child Deadpool: Right in the middle of the story? Seriously?
Serious Deadpool: Well, at least he didn't make another food-related joke.
Child Deadpool: But we like food-related jokes!
Serious Deadpool: Sadly, we don't have faces or hands. A facepalm would've been appropriate now.
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Good point. Put a facepalm is much more effective. In my humble opinion, of course.
Slightly agitated?! Those things are trying to kill us! The least we can do is defend ourselves!
Let's kick some flank!
Pinkie Pie style!
Ooh, wait! I just remembered something. I'll be right back!
Did that guy just ditch us?
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(OoC: Oh, yeah. AJ and the Sweetie Bots)
TEN-HUUTTT!!!
ALl UNits, aTtaCk!
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I'm baaack! Couldn't miss this opportunity to try out my new weapons. EAT LEAD, TIN TOYS!
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Dr. X: Is taking cover behind a rock as the Sweetie Bots fire at his direction while he's firing back All of you are simply low-level drones!! Your missiles require much more modification!! Whoever created you apparently did not care a lot about your performance!!
Raven: Slicing down lines of them with the katana in his right and shooting the ones that get too close with the Desert Eagle in his left Darn tootin'!! Could've made at least a small layer of steel for'em!! Not much of a challenge!!
Kicks one in the face and slams it on the closest one to her They sure ain't much in brawlin' either!!!
(OoC: You can take care of the Sweetie Bots on the side of your characters too)
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*Deadpool is firing his twin submachine guns (now nice and shiny thanks to Raven's-
Okay, stop right there! That's far too many words. We're not writing a book here! Here's how you do it. BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!!! There, see? Much more efficient. By the way, these guns are flawless! Nice job, Rae!
Take that, you stupid thing! *CRASH!*
Did you see that? I totally cracked its head open!
Hey, these things are full of screws and cogs!
They appear to be mechanical!
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(OoC: HEY! You do NOT tell me how to do my own roleplays! You still remember that I could go on to the game and kill you off, right?)
Raven: Slices one in half (At Rarity)
Dr. X: Takes three out in two shots Yet they are not very competent in their efficiency.
Smashes the heads of two together Well, them bein' just mechanic-like makes it all the easier to bust'em up!
Raven:
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*blows a bot's head off* You can't "kill me off". I can't die, remember? Anyway, I was talking to Alex. Now let's try these katanas. *slices another bot into many pieces* Sweet! Just like cutting butter!
*headbutts one* How many of these things are here?!
*kicks one in the head* They just keep coming!
*dodging missiles* This is fun!
*riding on a bot's back* Raven, that meme face of yours is getting old!
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Is riding a bot with her lasso Yeehaawww!!!! Get along, gal!!
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(OoC: Got any better ideas for her?)
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How about a ground pound or an elbow drop?
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(OoC: I think you're confusing AJ with Big Mac or Snowflake)
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Nah, I was just referring to Fighting Is Magic.
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(OoC: I don't even know what's that)
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fightingβ¦
If they ever release the actual game, it will not feature any characters from the show. However, the beta version featuring four ponies out of the Mane 6 can still be found on the Internet. I have played it, and it's quite fun.
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(OoC: ........... Really, Hasbro? I mean, really? Ugh......... Greedity is ridiculousm. Haha! You see what I did there?! About the- Forget it....)
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(OoC: Not that greedity)
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Sorry, I don't know any other greedities.
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(OoC: I made up that word, apparently, and I meant with "Greedity is ridiculousm" like with "Friendship is magic")
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Oh, I see. You could have simply said "greed is ridiculousness", but you chose a more elaborate approach.
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(OoC: ....... Deadpool? Translation, please)
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I have no idea what he is talking about.
What I meant was you didn't have to invent new words to get your message across.
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(OoC: Well, the appropriate words weren't in my head at the time, and I didn't wanna go with just "Greed", so)
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(OoC: Yes, I can kill you off. In your game. I can make you shoot yourself or jump off a ledge and fall to your doom)
Dr. X: Destroys one right behind him with a shot to the face They will lessen in time. Continue the fight! Pulls out a laser sword and starts slicing
Raven: Pierces the head of one with his blade and shoots it twice on the back Ah, sod off, Wade!! I like that face!!
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*teleports behind a bot's back and stabs it* Hah! Like it would make a difference.
*throwing cupcakes at bots* Take that! And this! And that! And this!
*grabs a bot and throws it against a rock* They keep coming, I keep smashing!
*narrowly dodging a missile* I don't know how much longer I can keep this up for!
*the passing missile slightly burns her mane*
My mane!
Oh, IT IS ON!
HI-YAH!!! *karate-chops numerous bots*
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HA! Told ya she'd go serious if it was 'bout'er mane!
Rainbow Dash!! Think fast!! Throws a bot at her direction
Raven: Time to do this old-skool style!! Lodges his katana on the dirt and jumps on top of it DANCE PARTYYYY!!!! Starts twirling at an extremely fast speed, slicing more and more bots, all the while firing his Desert Eagle
Dr. X: Pulls out a small capsule, throws it and a flying board pops out of it, which he jumps on to take off to the sky I suppose this is what Raven calls "Death from above!". Pulls out his laser rifle and starts raining lasers
(OoC: Lot'sa words, but worth it, eh Wade?)
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Wait, you were expecting me to read all of that?
*kicks the bot thrown by Applejack, sending it flying up into the sky* Nice one, AJ! It's all yours, Doc!
*smashing bots one by one* I'll destroy ALL OF YOU!
Nice moves, Rae! Hey, I totally forgot about those explosives you gave me! Time to put them to good use. Hey, Pinkie! Where's your Party Cannon?
It's right here!
*hands her a bunch of grenades* Here, use these instead of confetti. It will be awesome!
Okey dokey! *loads the cannon and starts firing*
PARTY IN THE HOLE! (Yes, I totally stole that from you.)
*whole groups of bots are destroyed with every shot*
There, now we're talking!
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(OoC: Well, you obviously did)
Dr. X: Turns the bot thrown by RD into dust with one shot I thank you both for that, young fillies.
Raven: Stops twirling and jumps into the air, taking the blade with him, then slams it on the ground again as he reaches it, taking down several bots with the shockwave And that's how you do it!! Sees the new use of the Party Cannon ... Oh, yeah!! That's one hell of a party right there!! Ya know what'll make it better? Pulls out a large grenade launcher SCREWS AND NAILS IN THE AIR!!! Starts firing, sending the screws and nails of the destroyed bots into the air
Lassos dozens of bots and throws them all to Deadpool Here's a present for ya, Deadpool!
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I skimmed it.
It's raining screws and nails!
Thanks, AJ! Now's the time to test my new pulse rifle! *shoots one of the bots, causing it to short-circuit, leading to a chain reaction in the whole bunch* Wooh, what an electrifying experience!
Come at me, you monsters! I'm not afraid of you!
*zooms back and forth, ploughing through enemies* Gonna need another Winter Wrap Up when we're done here!
(By the way, let me know when the last wave of Sweetie Bots remains, so Dash can finish them off with a sonic rainboom.)
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Dr. X: Continues to rain down laser showers Miss Rarity! I believe the correct term would be "Come at me, bro!"!
Raven: Keeps on blasting dozens and dozens of bots C'mon, you screwed fillies!! Can't y'all be more of a challenge?!
HI-YA!!! Slams two together in the face
Now that's how we do it back on the countrysi-!
Dr. X: APPLEJACK!!! BEHIND YOU!!!
Is very damaged, but is still functional as it fires a small yet still strong laser beam at AJ
AHHH!!!
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APPLEJACK!!!
Oh my Celestia, they killed Applejack!
YOU BASTARDS!
Huzzah! The first blood has been spilt!
AJ, no... *grabs Applejack and flies off with her, away from the battle scene*
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