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CSImadmax — THE TOWN: part 12
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"why?" -asked fluttershy as her tears disappeared into the clear morning waters of the river. such a simple question but bearer of a painful answer. why lying to her? why betraying her trust? why kiki?...WHY?tune in next week for more drama. same bat-time same bat-channel!
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And the race begins! Rainbow Dash makes a good start, moving swiftly towards the objective. Look at that speed! She must be flying at no less than 500 mph! Impressive, isn't it, Pinkie Pie?
That's nothing! Wait till she breaks the sound barrier!
But what about our second contestant Raven?
He's still standing on the starting point! What is he thinking?
Wait! He's reaching into his pocket. There's something in his hand.
No, this can't be...
That's right! A cupcake, ladies and gentlemen!
Raven, what are you doing? Now is not the time for a snack!
Maybe he just needs to refuel?
At the start of the race? Now he'll never catch up with Rainbow Dash. Look how far ahead she is!
She's already covered almost half the distance to that hill, and Raven is still-
Wait, he's gone! He was at the starting point a second ago, and now he's gone! Where did he go?
There he is!
I can't believe it! He's already halfway to the hill! It took him less than a second to overtake Rainbow Dash!
And he's gone again. Wait, let me get my binoculars.
HOLY CELESTIA! He's already on the top of that hill!
Looks like he's waving at us.
Rainbow Dash only just made it halfway to the hill, and Raven is already there!
Hey, I think she's gaining speed!
She is! Looks like she's about to do...
...A SONIC RAINBOOM! She did it!
That's right, ladies and gentlemen. Rainbow Dash just broke the sound barrier! But will this amazing feat help her overtake Raven? Speaking of Raven, where is he? Oh, he's already back at the starting point.
WHAT?!! You're back already? How long have you been standing here for?
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Raven: Right when Deadpool said that Rainbow was making the Sonic Rainboom.
How the hay did you that???
Raven: I got my ways. Oh, and BTW, that was a hand watch, not a cupcake.
Dr. X: Is holding a speaker in front of him You may return to the starting point, Ms. Dash! The race is over!
(OoC: You know, I don't really appreciate you doing Raven like that for me, but I'll let it slide, seeing as that's pretty much what he would've done...... 'Cept that he'd be straight on top of the hill, and then back on the start line, not messing around with being halfway to the hill)
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I know I wasn't supposed to do that with Raven, but I couldn't resist it.
You've got a watch that looks like a cupcake? That's so cool! I want one!
That was magnificent!
Yeah, I don't think even Twilight can teleport so quickly over such long distances!
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner! Raven wins the race!
*panting heavily* Here I am! Did you see how fast I was? I even pulled off a sonic rainboom! I bet Raven still hasn't reached the top of that hill.
Oh...
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(OoC: Alright, I'll go easy on ya. This time)
Raven: ..... Is it because the insides are blue and the exterior's black? Oh, well. Turns to Dash with a smirk on his face Told ya I'd win.
Don'cha fret over it, RD. Ya lose some, ya win some.
Dr. X: Only under extreme strain and incredible levels can raw speed outrun teleportation.
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It's black? Then why am I seeing pink? Dammit, what's wrong with my eyes!
Serious Deadpool: Great! First we had big-breasted fangirls, then talking tacos, and now this...
Child Deadpool: Blame it on Pinkie Pie! She's a bad influence!
Hey! What did I do? And who's writing these lines anyway?
Child Deadpool: Wait, she can read our thoughts?
Serious Deadpool: We better be careful...
How could I lose? I never lose.
Oh, don't be sad, darling. You're still the fastest pegasus in Ponyville, and you know it.
Plus, you can make sonic rainbooms! How cool is that!
Wait, Doctor, are you saying that I could've won the race if I tried harder?
We need a rematch!
This is getting better and better.
(I'm not actually expecting a rematch. It's just something Rainbow Dash had to say.)
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Dr. X: Wait! That is not-! Facepalms Gah!! It is pointless to even try to convince her otherwise...
Rainbow, if ya do a rematch, you'll just lose all over again. Sure, yer' fast, but Raven here's much faster. He went up the hill and came back down 'fore ya even got there.
Raven: Exactly. So, it doesn't matter how many rematches we take. Not even in a hundred years can you outrun me and my teleportation technique.
(OoC: Pinkie Pie! That's their personal space! Leave'em alone!)
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Sorry! But really, who are they?
Oh, they're nothing. Just voices in my head. Ignore them.
Please be rational, Rainbow Dash. There is absolutely no way you can win. Just accept it. If you do a rematch, you're only gonna get hurt.
I guess you're right. Maybe I shouldn't be so overly competitive.
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Raven: ............. Whispers to Deadpool Something's definitely wrong here....
Irregardless, ya did mighty good, sugarcube. And that's sumthin' ta be proud of.
Dr. X: Indeed. Even if at first you do not succeed, you have at least attempted to.
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Yeah. It's not like Rainbow Dash to give up so easily. Stay sharp!
So, Raven... You actually beat me. That's amazing! I've never seen anyone move so fast in my life. How do you do that? Are you using some sort of techy device like Deadpool?
Yeah, how do you do that?
Tell us your secret. If you don't mind, that is.
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Sure wanna know ma-self too. Mind tellin' us?
Raven: Well played, Rainbow Dash..... But not well enough. Sorry, but I'm not tellin'. It won't be a secret if I tell someone about it. It's far enough that the Doctor was there at my first try.
Dr. X: And I still am unable to remove the experience of losing my hat at that time....... A work of over fifteen years....
Raven: Hey! That try was cathartic!
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Aw, what a shame! This could be a turning point in our story.
Oh, come on! Are you really not gonna tell us?
Rainbow Dash, mind your manners. If Raven doesn't want to reveal his secret to us, it's his right.
Fifteen years? My goodness, what a tragedy!
What does "cathartic" mean?
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RD, don't press him. He's got every right to not tell us. He don't know us from a hole in the ground. (OoC: The phrase "He don't" was deliberate)
Dr. X: Oh, pardon me please. I seem to have forgotten to say that I almost lost it. Pokes his hat Fortunately, it survived.
Raven: "Cathartic" means, like..... something that makes you wanna throw up.
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If anyone is reading this (as if!), ignore the comments below. There's absolutely nothing interesting here. No, really.
Just go straight here to continue the story.
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(OoC: Maybe one day, when one of us becomes famous on DeviantArt, we'd get them to see the adventures my characters and yours went through........ Yeah, right! As if that's gonna happen!)
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(OoC: Dreams, yes. Delusions? )
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( Child Deadpool: HAHAHA!!! You know what else is good to have?!
OoC: HEY! You just raided my account! Where's the original when we need him?! )
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Serious Deadpool: That line is becoming overused.
Deadpools, behave yourselves!
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( Child Deadpool: It's a good line! Deal with it!
OoC: Wade!! A little help here!!)
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Hey, look! Boobies!
Child Deadpool: Boobies? Where?
Hah, fell for it!
Child Deadpool: Aw, man!
Serious Deadpool: And so order is restored. Relatively speaking, of course.
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( Oh, come on now, order is just no fun at all!
OoC: OH, COME ON!!! )
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Why did I see that coming?
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( Well, maybe it's because whenever there's discord, Discord is here.
OoC: ..... I can only say "Discordception!!" in reply to that...)
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Minions? You mean like this one?
No? Okay, let's think about it. Ideally, the enemies should be robots. That way our ponies will get a chance to kick some butt without actually killing anyone. So... how about an army of Sweetie Bots programmed for destruction? I have no idea why they're here and who built them, but maybe you can figure it out?
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(OoC: ......... Sweetie Bots....... That's your best idea....... Sweetie Bots. You just couldn't come up with something better, now could you?....... But then again, neither could I)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5bubW…
Still think my idea is bad?
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(OoC: I was thinking it was ridiculous, and I still do, since I already saw that vid months ago. Anyways........ Pinks? DP? Whaddya say?)
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Evil aliens that look like cupcakes?
Sentient Gak?
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(OoC: Cupcakes are outta the question, and what are these "sentient gaks"?)
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knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/…
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(OoC: ..... Yeah, that's a no too. I was actually asking for your opinions on Alex's idea)
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I don't think it's that bad.
Nah, burritos are better than hamburgers.
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(OoC: Not if we're talking about cheeseburgers. Anyways........ Fine! Sweetie Bots army enters the scene!)
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I have no idea why this comment is here.
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Oh, very well then.
I see. That must have been very unpleasant!
And the moral of this story is... If you're trying out teleportation for the very first time, don't do it on a full stomach! Take a note of this, readers.
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Raven: Hey! I didn't eat anything at the ti-!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM
...... Something suddenly fell out of the sky on a spot about a hundred meters away from the group
(OoC: Well, I just had the idea of some goons - drones or aliens or whatever - coming up, a little different from last time, which was just a plain old party. Why not put some action this time? Buuut I just can't think of the right minions. You got any ideas?)
What in tarnation's THAT?!
Raven: ........ I got no idea whatsoever.
Dr. X: Neither do I......
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It looks like a giant barrel made of metal!
COOL! Let's go check it out!
Wait, Rainbow Dash! It could be dangerous.
Oh yes, indeed! It could be an alien spaceship! Or an atomic bomb that could explode any moment! Or an ice cream vendor with free ice cream for everyone!
Ooh, I love ice cream! Come on, before someone else gets there first!
Please, guys! We don't know what we're dealing with here, so I think it's better to play safe and not approach that... thing.
What do you think, gentlemen?
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Wrong bracket for Pinkie Pie...
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Dr. X: You are absolutely correct, Ms. Rarity. There is a considerable chance that it is a bomb or something of the sort.
Gotta say, the Doc's right. Ah reckon we gotta first know what we're dealin' with here 'fore we-
Raven: PINKIE, DON'T TOUCH THAT!!!
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Where's my free ice cream? GIVE IT TO ME!
Hey, what's that strange noise?
Look, there's a door here! And it's opening!
Pinkie, stand back!
Someone is standing in the doorway!
Not someone. Somepony!
A filly? Why does she seem so familiar? Wait! She looks just like-
MY SISTER???
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Sweetie Belle?!! What in tarnation are you-?!
Raven: That's not Sweetie Belle.......
Dr. X: ........... It is a Sweetie Bot.
LifE-fORm SCAnnING SystEms inItiateD. resULTs: tHrEe MalE HOmOsAPIEns, foUr fEMalE eqUiNES.
Raven: ........ Thanks a lot, Pinks. You probably released our doom......
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
P.S. Gotta love that typing style.
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(OoC: Not exactly my point....)
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Sweetie what now?
Her voice sounds funny!
Hey, there's two of them!
Now three!
There's more than three...
This is getting weirder and weirder! What are those creepy things, and why do they look like Sweetie Belle?
Come on, guys, chillax! Maybe they just wanna make friends.
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Whoa nelly....... That's a hay load o' Sweeties.......
Raven: Ain't that the truth...................
Dr. X: I believe they are actually unfriendly......
IdENtIfYing TArGeTS: nUmBeR One: RAInbOW DasH. FeMAlE pEgaSuS. (OoC: You're allowed to only post her comment, which is probably a chance for her to gloat 'fore she knows her threat level)
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Hah! You heard that? I'm number one!
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thREaT lEvEL: siX OuT oF tEN rATiO.
Y'all were sayin'?
Raven: ...... So much for 'number one'.
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