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you'll never find me...also I blatantly copypasted the book in the last panel. whatcha' gonna do about it? call the internet police? I doubt it!
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"The book comes with 2 blu-ray discs"
I lost it. XDDDD
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Gee, she only got her first boyfriend in high school, MOM.Β Give her some time...
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*8 Years Ago*
*Sitting on a Bench* "...Ugh! I can't believe this. Where the hell is he?" *Notices Shining Armor walking out of a building and up to him* "Okay what the hell took so long dude? I could have made a BAGFULL of shards, waiting around for you to finish your stupid graduation ceremony and-"
"OH DON'T EVEN START, FLASH! You're not the one that had to kneel for five hours!"
*Dumbfounded* "...You had to kneel for five hours? I thought it was only a 15-minute ceremony."
"Normally, yes. But the priest is a really senile dude. First he goes through about an hour quotes of ancient texts. Then he fell asleep until one of the young, hot priestesses came in and woke him up. Then he started over... TWICE! THEN he-"
"OKAY-OKAY! I get the idea... Paladins do it slowly..."
"Yeah but-HEY! That was uncalled for!"
"...So tell me. You official now, or did you fail it-"
"Like the last three times."
"Uh-huh, well get bent. ANYWAY! You my friend are looking at Shining Armor: the sexiest new Knight in the Canterlot Guards!"
"...Y'know, I never really thought of Guards as sexy." *Sees Bon-Bon run past them as he turns to look at her* "WHOA, Hello."
"HEY! Can we please get back to the important thing right now: namely how great I am."
"Yeah uh. Well it's about damn time dude! Well I guess congrats. So, how did you manage to make it through this time: you fell asleep the last three times right?"
"Uhh... I don't know if I should tell you."
"Oh come on dude. I'm not onna tell anyone; how'd you do it?"
"...Well ...You remember that potionsΒ shop in the Not-so-nice-part of the Mage District?"
*Realization* "Ohh! The Wicked Witches Horse Novelty Store! I mean sure I... walked... past it... afewtimes... ...What about it?"
"Well I kinda bought a stallion stamina potion there."
"A-ah Wait! You mean to tell me... you bought a stallion stamina potion... Just to get through your ceremony?"
"...Dude, I didn't have much of a choice. It was either take the potion, or fail. And I am NOT going to spend another 4 months in training!"
*Shudders* "Wow... so, now what 'Mr. Erectile Dysfunction'?"
"Well, I've been waiting for this for years: I'm going into the Pious Patron Bar."
"Oh not again. Dude, just GIVE IT UP ALREADY! The other Guards won't let us in, and the women Hate. Our. Guts."
"And how is that different, from every other bar that we go to? Anyway this time it will be different. I swear dude. Look, I'm official now; they can't throw me out!"
"You know, part of me is telling me that this is a really, really bad idea. ...But another part of me would really enjoy seeing you handed your flank again. So what the hell?"
"Oh BUCK YOU!"
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Oh! Oh! Chronicle of the Annoying Quest!
Thank you so much for reminding me of it!
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this reminds me of my father and how he is constely telling me to find a girlfriend, and the less i care.
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Tell him you'd rather find a boyfriend.Β Regardless of whether it's true or not.
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no, but you see, i'm not gay. i just hate my dad, and i simply avoid romancing women because that's exactly what he wants, so i rather be miserable just to spite my dad.
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I didn't say you were, just that you should tell him you are.Β Especially if you want to spite him (if he's not OK with homosexuality).
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you're a funny guy. look, i'm not gonna go fruity just to spite my father, even i have my limits. also i should let you know, i could never be gay, i am a true man's man.
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Never said you had to, just tell him you would.Β Then tell him you were just kidding because you wanted to see his reaction.
You could say something like, "I'm a man's man, that's why I'm looking for a man!"
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you sir have an excellent taste in humor. i think it's time to come out of the closet.
*slides door
*gets up
*closes door
my closet is very comfy, but there's not much room.
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wait, no! not like that, i meant it literally.Β
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I know.Β I posted that as a joke.
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ohhh, nice one, i fell for it.Β
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There is a simple way out of this situation, Twilight. Tell your mother you are going to become a priest or a nun.
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when you going to make a other comic soon?
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read her most recent journal
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PERHAPS Twi can help his old bro to cure his impotence making him remember their old times together when he took all those pictures of her as a filly (that's why he is impotent now...remember that comic back when he destroyed all his porn? Now he don't have nothing to fap around and get aroused) and at the same time...WHO KNOWS? Twi is not a filly anymore...being a single mother this days is not bad viewed anymore by the society xD "Two birds killed with one stone"
"you'll never find me...
also I blatantly copypasted the book in the last panel. whatcha' gonna do about it? call the internet police? I doubt it!"
Hahaha, i love you for that n.n (your avatar too)
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Which one was that again?
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Mothers always know how to be rude, pushy and passive aggressive all at once.
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Have 9 months even passed since the Royal wedding?
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I believe the gestational period for horses is even longer than 9 months. And the answer to the original question is a big fat "maybe". (Although I think the showwriters would be a LOT more obvious about it if Cadance was supposed to be pregnant by this point.)
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The classic mother wants grankids from her married eldest and wants her youngest to get married already. Nice.
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With magic, what else would you expect?
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It's magic science
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impossible, that would be alchemy.Β
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RPGs have taught me you can easily have magic, science, magic-science, and alchemy altogether. They aren't mutually exclusive.
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: It pays to be the youngest sometimes.
: Oh yeah, what'd she get you, then?
: Yeah, pint-size,Β indulge us.
: (opens box to reveal a few bottlesΒ of Viagra) SERIOUSLY, MOM?!?!?
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Oooh.Β I never even noticed that as a possibility for Spike.Β I mean, some have suggested that he's like a little brother to Twilight, but I forgot all about Twilight's mom.
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Outch ! xD Parents can be evil xD
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"I must invite them over for tea sometime!"
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Nothing hurts like being told off by your mother.
I think the phrase is "he11 has no fury like a- Erwin!!!!.....oh goddamit mom!!! I working!
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Oh lord... Never stop being this hilarious.
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Better get reading, Shining. Or else your Mother will send even more awkward books.
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"There's more books?"
"She should send them posthaste!"
->
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She wants grandchildren so badly!
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Flash Sentry, "I can help with that!"Β
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