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Published: 2012-02-03 01:59:25 +0000 UTC; Views: 123737; Favourites: 2180; Downloads: 1522
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Description comic based on a true story of shame.

awesome milk fact: did you know that Spartans used to drink mare milk? ...you know, Spartans. those guys who yell "this is spartaaa!!" and throw people to the pit of death? yeah, those Spartans.
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Luminovia In reply to ??? [2012-02-03 02:30:26 +0000 UTC]

AHAHAHAHA

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Tyrranux In reply to ??? [2012-02-03 02:30:05 +0000 UTC]

HOW DISGUSTING!
Oh get over it you whiners, you drank that same stuff when you were small children.

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Ichikisu In reply to Tyrranux [2012-02-05 21:37:57 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHA!! So true!

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PantaroP In reply to ??? [2012-02-03 02:29:09 +0000 UTC]

Don't puke it out Rainbow Dash! Do you want to be a Spartan or not?

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loverofmythology In reply to ??? [2012-02-03 02:27:36 +0000 UTC]

omg noooooooooooo XDDDD

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white-daffodil In reply to ??? [2012-02-03 02:26:43 +0000 UTC]

Same with the hungarian tribes who were (kinda sorta) related to the huns. However since they could not digest lactose similar to most asian people they fermented it into an alcoholic and carbonated drink called kumisz. So yeah, horse-beer anyone?
And I thought this only happened in sitcoms... and while it makes me gag, shoudn't this be more natural than cowmilk?

ANYWAYS... well made and funny as usual, the expressions are wonderful.

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Blue-Cup In reply to ??? [2012-02-03 02:25:08 +0000 UTC]

Amusing comic. Though, the use of "Breast" was kind of odd. Udder or some other work around would have made that bit less jarring, but that's just me.

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Tyrantboy In reply to ??? [2012-02-03 02:23:28 +0000 UTC]

Pssh, Imperial milk drinkers...

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PuffyDearlySmith In reply to ??? [2012-02-03 02:23:24 +0000 UTC]

Oh boy you've really done it now Pinkie, also the Spartans sound even cooler than ever now

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GamalCasis In reply to ??? [2012-02-03 02:22:13 +0000 UTC]

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brongaar In reply to ??? [2012-02-03 02:21:52 +0000 UTC]

This is freaking hilarious, when my current g/f was with her now ex (I have known her for 15 years) when her daughter was very little, she had breast milk in canisters unmarked but kept the cowmilk in the cartons... so she played a (not so) cruel joke on smoothies. It was good though acually a bit sweeter than whole cowmilk.

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blitzwing94 In reply to ??? [2012-02-03 02:18:51 +0000 UTC]

Even Spartens have something to do with ponies what is this world I live in.

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Animeplayer0 In reply to ??? [2012-02-03 02:18:23 +0000 UTC]

I just can't stop at laughing! MHAHAHAHAHAHA I am stuck in a infinite loop! MHAHAHAHAHA XDD

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CaramelCookie In reply to ??? [2012-02-03 02:18:03 +0000 UTC]

Haha, I wouldn't mind that much... I mean, we've all drank breast milk once in our lives already, right~
Great work!

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Police-Box-Traveler In reply to ??? [2012-02-03 02:18:02 +0000 UTC]

I don't know what would be more awkward...finding out the food I was eating was made using breast milk from someone I know...or me continuing eating it if it happened to taste THAT good that I didn't want to stop eating it. :S

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TheKyGuy In reply to ??? [2012-02-03 02:17:22 +0000 UTC]

Oh, Pinkie, it looks like you mixed up the milk. X3

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LordVurtax In reply to ??? [2012-02-03 02:16:42 +0000 UTC]

Okay the comic was funny in itself but...

A true story? WHY DON'T PEOPLE LABEL THESE THINGS!!!!

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CSImadmax In reply to LordVurtax [2012-02-03 02:37:08 +0000 UTC]

maybe the same reason why I never label my dvds...pure laziness.

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LordVurtax In reply to CSImadmax [2012-02-03 02:39:38 +0000 UTC]

DvDs and a... liquid that can be easily confused for something else but can possibly result in STDs are two VERY different things!

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Pokeapache In reply to LordVurtax [2012-02-03 04:15:44 +0000 UTC]

If I had a really bad STD I prooobably wouldn't have kids. If I did, I probably would give my babies artificial milk, if they weren't born with the disease...

...just... throwing that out there.

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LordVurtax In reply to Pokeapache [2012-02-03 05:19:32 +0000 UTC]

That's not the point. And you can still contract an STD despite not having an STD prior to it. That's why Gay Men have such a high HIV rate.

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Pokeapache In reply to LordVurtax [2012-02-03 15:04:03 +0000 UTC]

... Maybe I'm missing something? How can you give someone an STD if you don't have one, and if you do get one why would you let your baby drink that milk? o_o;

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LordVurtax In reply to Pokeapache [2012-02-03 21:52:22 +0000 UTC]

Look I don't fucking know. All I know is that two guys who don't have any STDs can both Contract HIV still. Considering breast milk is a potential carrier of STDs who fucking knows.

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Pokeapache In reply to LordVurtax [2012-02-04 00:24:58 +0000 UTC]

[ You cannot get an STD out of no where, that is literally impossible. Either someone was lying in that relationship, or didn't know they had it. It's actually kind of homophobic to say that gay men (singling them out) can just *magically* get a disease. If that was true, straight people and lesbians would also just get HIV out of no where, and we would have had it long before some African's ate some diseased monkeys and spread it to others. (which is how it was actually believed to come into existence.) ]

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lightsideluc In reply to ??? [2012-02-03 02:16:23 +0000 UTC]

Reminds me of the scene from Borat where the US senator was fed cheese that supposedly came from his mother's breast milk.

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NovDecJan In reply to ??? [2012-02-03 02:14:06 +0000 UTC]

Im amused and disgusted at the same time...Im Amgusted

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Sonicfanbybirth In reply to NovDecJan [2012-02-03 05:22:47 +0000 UTC]

As am I. xD These conversations are becoming extremely awkward

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Aramondii In reply to ??? [2012-02-03 02:13:34 +0000 UTC]

..... did they explode? im not gonna lie: THAT WOULD BE AWESOME! but also sad

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CaramelCookie In reply to Aramondii [2012-02-03 02:17:22 +0000 UTC]

I'm guessing the "pffft" sounds indicates they spitted.

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Aramondii In reply to CaramelCookie [2012-02-03 02:23:16 +0000 UTC]

oh.... well it could be the smoothie exploding out of their mouths.....

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Manhunterj In reply to ??? [2012-02-03 02:12:03 +0000 UTC]

DELICIOUS.

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cheif15 In reply to ??? [2012-02-03 02:09:53 +0000 UTC]

What the fuck!

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LadyAniDraws In reply to ??? [2012-02-03 02:07:26 +0000 UTC]

LO-FUCKING L!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Template93 In reply to ??? [2012-02-03 02:07:07 +0000 UTC]

hahahahahahahaha

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LachlanTemplar In reply to ??? [2012-02-03 02:06:58 +0000 UTC]

Spartans: the original bronies.
"BROHOOF!"
True story you say? Yikes!

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DragonStrider In reply to ??? [2012-02-03 02:06:42 +0000 UTC]

HOW DO YOU MILK A PONY!!!!

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zarpaulus In reply to DragonStrider [2012-02-03 22:33:22 +0000 UTC]

Pair of nipples in roughly the same location as a cow's, just smaller.

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NovDecJan In reply to DragonStrider [2012-02-03 02:15:38 +0000 UTC]

They only have two......um....utters, Im going to call them utters. They are the same as goats and sheep but they are a pain in the ass to milk!! they won't hold still.

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DragonStrider In reply to NovDecJan [2012-02-03 02:26:45 +0000 UTC]

I imagine you'd get way too many horseshoes in the face....

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NovDecJan In reply to DragonStrider [2012-02-03 02:41:57 +0000 UTC]

I ment the goats and sheep, only got one horse and he is a boy.....................

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DragonStrider In reply to NovDecJan [2012-02-03 11:39:33 +0000 UTC]

And I meant that if you try to milk one you are probably gonna get kicked in the face.

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NovDecJan In reply to DragonStrider [2012-02-03 11:48:23 +0000 UTC]

eeyup

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DragonStrider In reply to NovDecJan [2012-02-03 11:52:18 +0000 UTC]

If they hold still that is.

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QuanticChaos1000 In reply to NovDecJan [2012-02-03 07:07:22 +0000 UTC]

♫"The old brown cow is dead, but the children must be fed... so we'll milk the bull instead..."♫

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MasterPlanner In reply to DragonStrider [2012-02-03 02:11:05 +0000 UTC]

...same way you milk any other mammal, I guess!

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LadyAniDraws In reply to MasterPlanner [2012-02-03 02:18:28 +0000 UTC]

"You can milk anything with nipples."

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Miynxe In reply to LadyAniDraws [2012-02-03 04:15:09 +0000 UTC]

Well technically men can lactate... so yes you can milk anything with nipples~

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MasterPlanner In reply to LadyAniDraws [2012-02-03 02:47:44 +0000 UTC]

"...I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?"

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LadyAniDraws In reply to MasterPlanner [2012-02-03 02:53:42 +0000 UTC]

Mahaha.

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MasterPlanner In reply to LadyAniDraws [2012-02-03 02:55:32 +0000 UTC]

Why do I still remember that quote from that movie?

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