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CSImadmax — cupcakes and milkshakes
Published: 2012-02-03 01:59:25 +0000 UTC; Views: 123725; Favourites: 2180; Downloads: 1522
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comic based on a true story of shame.awesome milk fact: did you know that Spartans used to drink mare milk? ...you know, Spartans. those guys who yell "this is spartaaa!!" and throw people to the pit of death? yeah, those Spartans.
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I think that nomadic people in Mongolia and other Central Asian countries still drink mare milk, and ferment the milk to make alcohol.
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Reminds me of this one episode of "Living Single."
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Now you made fun of diabetes, make fun out of people with cancer, aids and other serious medical problems.
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Or maybe YOU are just jelly of her popularity.
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Ok, then what's the problem?
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Ok 
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I really hope you're not serious...
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I wasn't. But if you had type 1 diabetes (or type 2) you would be a bit annoyed if someone made a picture like that about it. Just pretty much making fun of it. But you never see one about cancer. Cancer is just mainstream. Make fun of that and your rejected in society.
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I've made fun of cancer, not the people who have it. Just the cancer as in itself.
I've gotten quite a lot of laughs out of people when it comes to cancer, H.I.V and AIDS jokes.
Also, see Frankie Boyle when it comes to offensive jokes.
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I dread the thought.
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Oh god, that wasn't even an OFFENDING joke! If everyone thought like you, no one would be able to speak about ANYTHING.
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Sorry. Guess I took it a bit too far.
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Ah, that was what I was talking about. Mongolians back in the days of the Khans weren't flower children either.
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Yea, this joke has been brewing in the back of mind almost since I first saw MLP /r34
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Yeah, the Spartans were badass with the mare's milk, but the Mongolians, Scythians, and a few other folks in the same general area, left their mare milk to ferment. Not like curdled or something, but turning into alcohol. I think it was called "Kumys". My old Anthropology teacher tried it. Said it was kinda like if you mixed grain alcohol with Greek yogurt. Bleh...
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What's wrong about milk from mares? Just as tasty as cow milk. ^^
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It's like a human drinking some others human milk!
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It's alright for infants to do it, since it's natural and good for them, but for a grown person/pony/mammal, if it's not under some sexual context, it's just weird.
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Mrs. Cake has breasts? Lolwut @ anatomy.
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Umm... Ponies have teats between their hind legs.
The moar U NO!
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To those asking why this is a big deal: It's akin to drinking some other woman's breast milk. That's gross.
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Horse milk, yeah. Same concept. It's still milk. People normally drink milk from cows but if you lack cows and goats, horses are next. Do what ya gotta do.
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...I was hoping this joke wouldn't happen... Damn you Madmax!!!
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My thoughts are dissimilar but You argue you're point quite well.
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so the fact is Spartans were bronies before there were bronies
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xD That was great.
Although I'm confused at why everyone thinks its weird that people drink mare milk but its not weird to drink cow milk.
I wonder if mare milk actually has higher nutritional values than cow milk. Fillys and colts learn to run pretty quickly and horses are expected to be strong and fit very quickly. While cows..well..they don't do much running normally unless they are scared of something.
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*keeps drinking slowly very very slowly*
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Dat comic was fuunnny. Nice fact you got there CSImadmax, I can actually see that happening back then. *spartan with serious face* "THIS....IS....*face becomes friendly* mare's milk from Sparta would you like to try it? its GOOD!"
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Not just the Spartans. The Mongols only took female horses when they were traveling so they could drink the mare's milk for sustenance.
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Well if spartans did, then I'll do it! Now where can I buy mare's milk?
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My milkshake brings all the colts in the yard!
LOL!
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