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Published: 2020-04-17 21:30:44 +0000 UTC; Views: 6931; Favourites: 144; Downloads: 0
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Prepare for the charming new chan, who will be helping you all stay safely inside
(of the death camp), and make you lick the boots of authority figures very soon!
Stay safe, fellow clowntown residents!
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It's either you or it!
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The Bubonic plague killed a third of Europe's population, but it helped usher in the Renaissance and made skilled labor more valuable. It gave us great works like The Decameron. Now, this novelty flu is helping to be the catalyst for a world like 1984. Not to downplay the fatalities, but I don't think this is the extinction even we're looking for.
And while were on the subject, what other diseases could one make a chan out of? How about Plague Chan? With her rosy-red cheeks and white with purple polka-dot dress she's the bell of the ball! How how about Cholera Chan in grey ballet tights who does a special dance for the feverish and incontinent? Or Beriberi Chan in her pink and red 80s aerobics gear, who keeps shouting "C'mon! get those joints moving!". The possibilities are endless!
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All the lizards needed was an excuse, and they came up with one.
Using the use good old buttons, marked "patriotism", "propaganda", etc.
Although I am not sure what they want a 1984 world for. Letting humans
watch TV and eat junk food was working OK to keep people lazy and quiet.
All I can think is that there has been a change of management in the 1% club.
Also, yes - These Chans have an endless range. But I prefer to draw native
American werewolf girls and also muscled, yet feminine angry bully dykes!
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I see; it's more like Brave New World except with fast food and streaming services.Β
No joke, Burger King and Dominos Pizza have been running ads on Hulu about how they are doing their part during this pandemic. Burger King has made ads ostensibly saying that it's our duty as good citizens to lay on the couch and order from the Burger King menu via the Burger King phone app. And Dominos has a new selling point called "Pizza Insurance". If you are dissatisfied with an order, just fill out a complaint form and Dominos will make it up by delivering a free pizza as compensation.Β
Stay inside, watch TV, eat pizza and cheeseburgers. I think the aliens from They Live have finally landed.Β
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Huxley was terrifyingly on target.
Freedom doesn't die to thunderous applause, it dies to a belch and the sound of a TV remote.
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I think they're been going for a 1984 world for soo long that they've forgotten why they want it. Like Willy E Coyote going after roadrunner.
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Indeed, perhaps one last attempt by the old lizards, before they are all consigned to the junk heap of history.
May their rusty old plan fail, and humans open their minds to the amazing future that is our birthright.
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I hope so! We need to colonize the stars and make the Imperium of Man a real thing! But without the whole totalitarian theocracy thing.
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It's insane that a group of lizards are trapping us all on one puny world...While those sexy Eldar are colonising everything!
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Even the weeabo Tau get to colonize other planets!
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Damn those commie alien scum!
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I'd fav it 2 times if i could, for the art, and for the message. This whole scam is a global simulation for NWO shit XD
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Thanks!
I agree. It's only a matter of time until people work it out...
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You manage to make a bad situation looking good.
And in this case even two.
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Glad you like!
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Welp, off to the woods I go. Gonna have to refurbish the old Forest Brother bunkers and to dig up & repair some WW2 guns. And, just in case - I will keep that last bullet.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSfphBβ¦
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I'm sure their terminator robots would get ya!
PS
That is music for battling bucket heads!
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At least, I'd put up a fight... like I'm putting up somewhat of a fight with the tablet, trying to discover its secrets to making good art.
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Thanks...I don't want this to be true.
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can't promise I won't bite off their toes
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Well, just try to maintain your composure!
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Makes me wanna draw Wonder Woman with a face mask about to throw down on Egg Fu coughing up the little covid germs Β Great job
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Haha! Do it, block! I recall that insane egg villain!
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Hmm... Could you do something with Wonder Woman?
After all, she was the original bondage queen.
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Is Ms State Chan going to hit me? Do I have to pay her to hit me?
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I believe that baton is multi-purpose.
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It will be deducted from your Yang Bucks!
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Hopefully they both catch a really nasty case of pony-aids.
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From eating pony brains!
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Stay in there, human!
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Oooo! What domination is coming in store for us!
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Sadly, the real thing might not be so charming...!
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History guarantees that it won't be!
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For those who sacrifice freedom for safety deserves neither
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True, but our freedoms are being taken from us. Whether we willingly give them up matters not to the lizards!
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