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LavaBatA1 In reply to ??? [2019-06-28 23:12:33 +0000 UTC]

Sweet, merciful, Jesus titties! *claws out eyes*

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curtsibling In reply to LavaBatA1 [2019-06-28 23:30:28 +0000 UTC]

Jesus has mighty tits...They are called the church!

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LavaBatA1 In reply to curtsibling [2019-06-29 00:24:08 +0000 UTC]

My eyes are gone, but the mental image remains. Doctor Bleach to the rescue! *gulps down a jug of bleach* Mmm... it tastes like I might die... *face plants on floor*

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curtsibling In reply to LavaBatA1 [2019-06-29 08:13:39 +0000 UTC]

Thanks heavens! That man was being frightfully uncouth!

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LavaBatA1 In reply to curtsibling [2019-06-29 08:23:24 +0000 UTC]

And I've come back as a zombie! Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!

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curtsibling In reply to LavaBatA1 [2019-06-29 09:30:58 +0000 UTC]

You'll starve.

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LavaBatA1 In reply to curtsibling [2019-06-29 09:59:55 +0000 UTC]

Probably. Especially if I try to get brains out of you!

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curtsibling In reply to LavaBatA1 [2019-06-29 10:06:47 +0000 UTC]

Too chewy for your weak Ozzy jawbone, son!

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LavaBatA1 In reply to curtsibling [2019-06-29 10:48:10 +0000 UTC]

Nope! Your brain is too rubbery and tastes like WD40. Yuck! I only eat gourmet brains!

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curtsibling In reply to LavaBatA1 [2019-06-29 10:54:42 +0000 UTC]

Small brains the size of grapes...From Australia!

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LavaBatA1 In reply to curtsibling [2019-06-29 11:02:24 +0000 UTC]

At least we have brains, unlike you crazy skirt wearing poms from the North!

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curtsibling In reply to LavaBatA1 [2019-06-29 11:37:44 +0000 UTC]

Sure thing, leather-clad Mad Max koala shagger!

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LavaBatA1 In reply to curtsibling [2019-06-29 11:41:55 +0000 UTC]

When the world goes Mad Max for whatever reason, we shall thrive! You cunts will die in 'heat waves' of 30 degrees.

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curtsibling In reply to LavaBatA1 [2019-06-29 12:36:52 +0000 UTC]

Nah! Scots just go "tops off", and walk around showing our milk white skin!

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LavaBatA1 In reply to curtsibling [2019-06-29 12:40:06 +0000 UTC]

And get severe sunburn! It's your ginger genes. You don't tan well!

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curtsibling In reply to LavaBatA1 [2019-06-29 12:56:57 +0000 UTC]

Gingers are a minority in Scotland, you ill-educated wallaby walloper!

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LavaBatA1 In reply to curtsibling [2019-06-29 13:12:52 +0000 UTC]

I shall send a box full of horny Tasmanian devils to terrorize you!

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curtsibling In reply to LavaBatA1 [2019-06-29 13:39:46 +0000 UTC]

I think people preferred his mom.

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LavaBatA1 In reply to curtsibling [2019-06-29 13:50:41 +0000 UTC]

His mum is also your mum, you close relative molester!

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curtsibling In reply to LavaBatA1 [2019-06-29 14:01:52 +0000 UTC]

At least I don't have to trace my ancestry from old convict records!

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LavaBatA1 In reply to curtsibling [2019-06-29 14:04:37 +0000 UTC]

What's wrong with being descendant from highwaymen!?

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curtsibling In reply to LavaBatA1 [2019-06-29 14:38:24 +0000 UTC]

More like descended from donkey butt-blasters!

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LavaBatA1 In reply to curtsibling [2019-06-29 23:31:33 +0000 UTC]

So say the Scots, the Canadians of England! With their flappy heads and their beady little eyes!

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curtsibling In reply to LavaBatA1 [2019-06-30 07:12:08 +0000 UTC]

Poor kangaroo...Your limited brain cannot come up with good insults...!

Must be all that poisonous sand and shit beer.

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LavaBatA1 In reply to curtsibling [2019-06-30 07:51:35 +0000 UTC]

You're not worth the effort!

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curtsibling In reply to LavaBatA1 [2019-06-30 08:04:45 +0000 UTC]

A poor response, convict!

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LavaBatA1 In reply to curtsibling [2019-06-30 08:05:29 +0000 UTC]

Oh well! I have to cut this insult match short. I'm late for knifey spooney!

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curtsibling In reply to LavaBatA1 [2019-06-30 08:06:23 +0000 UTC]

It's been invigorating!

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curtsibling In reply to JnEricsonx [2019-06-28 23:30:05 +0000 UTC]

You should eat some lettuce!

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curtsibling In reply to 10Gauge [2019-06-28 23:29:51 +0000 UTC]

His semi-final form!

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10Gauge In reply to curtsibling [2019-06-28 23:46:36 +0000 UTC]

like a semisolid? semi-boneless ham?

What a move it would be if Twi was a plague-bearing clone sent to infect the brony CONS!

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curtsibling In reply to 10Gauge [2019-06-29 08:27:11 +0000 UTC]

Sounds like the kind of thing she'd do!

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vonklerks In reply to ??? [2019-06-28 19:52:11 +0000 UTC]

Does the guy have a thyroid problem?

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curtsibling In reply to vonklerks [2019-06-28 23:28:48 +0000 UTC]

He has an existence problem.

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curtsibling In reply to ReebleDeebles [2019-06-28 23:25:46 +0000 UTC]

Delete your mom.

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DynamiteDigby In reply to ??? [2019-06-28 19:05:24 +0000 UTC]

Fucking hell! That's fucking awful!

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curtsibling In reply to DynamiteDigby [2019-06-28 23:26:43 +0000 UTC]

Something Awful?

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DynamiteDigby In reply to curtsibling [2019-06-29 19:11:09 +0000 UTC]

It's funny, but so gross! Lol

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curtsibling In reply to MaskedChiropteran [2019-06-28 23:25:58 +0000 UTC]

Your gods won't help you now!

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MaskedChiropteran In reply to curtsibling [2019-06-29 01:18:18 +0000 UTC]

youtu.be/iz_KmrS0ZNs

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SteveOdinson In reply to ??? [2019-06-28 18:15:52 +0000 UTC]

You never fail to amaze me.   

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curtsibling In reply to SteveOdinson [2019-06-28 23:26:14 +0000 UTC]

I live to amaze!

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Tin-Foil-Hat-101 In reply to ??? [2019-06-28 18:13:21 +0000 UTC]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxY60F…

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curtsibling In reply to Tin-Foil-Hat-101 [2019-06-28 23:26:36 +0000 UTC]

Yes! Life was a mistake!

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