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Published: 2012-06-24 19:10:45 +0000 UTC; Views: 6726; Favourites: 186; Downloads: 53
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I would like to dedicate this comic, as I do with all of my Street Fighter strips, to TS. Because of reasons.The last time I wrote about SF I wrote about my days as a hustler at a local arcade. Paul Newman’s ghost is in talks to play me in the movie because even dead and completely age-inappropriate Paul Newman is still pretty much as good as it gets.
I wrote about my days as a hustler last time and then I later expanded on those ideas for an article on the very cool site, Games Saved My Life , which I encourage you all to read if you enjoy things.
Since then I played a little Marvel vs Capcom 3 and what I learned was that fighting games have passed me by. I got old and I spend my days making movies instead of training in an arcade and I got my ass handed to me like whoa. And that’s okay. Because I’ll always have Paris.
Speaking of movies, by the way, if you wanna help me make one, that can be arranged .
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Comments: 40
FLASHFAN123 [2018-06-12 22:16:06 +0000 UTC]
Let's play a game! It's called "See How Many People You Can Trigger With Just Two Sentences Or Less!" I'll go first;
Superman has been proven to beat Goku with logic. Therefore, Hulk would be Superman's bitch.
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Julesworld99 [2013-01-01 05:16:55 +0000 UTC]
I'll take whichever side had DeadPool and Amaterasu plz
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BrotherAntroz [2012-07-01 21:53:30 +0000 UTC]
That's nothing compared to the naked catwoman who can somehow take on Ga-fuck-mothering-lactus.
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Generalobiwankenobi7 [2012-06-27 15:44:48 +0000 UTC]
Captain America also knows Karate! And Shield decapitation.
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MightyMorphinPower4 [2012-06-27 15:39:17 +0000 UTC]
Awesome one and a little bit of mortal kombat too
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lordMartiya [2012-06-27 08:36:25 +0000 UTC]
Well, at least they can beat Cap... If Chun Li undresses, Cap, always the gentleman, will look the other way, and she'll be able to Lightning Kick him in the crotch. The other guys, on the other hand...
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Jose-Ramiro [2012-06-27 04:57:01 +0000 UTC]
Bwahahhaa.... Chun Li summarized the whole battle in one sentence.
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TheToonDevil [2012-06-26 02:41:48 +0000 UTC]
Too tell the truth...I think Hulk is more then enough to beat everyone. Ghost-rider & Thor is kinda over kill.
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foldabotZ In reply to borockman [2016-12-19 10:59:19 +0000 UTC]
Ordinary human? Ryu can shoot fireballs and uppercut you 10 feet into the air with a burning fist! That's anything BUT ordinary! Besides out of all the Marvel characters, Cap would be the least powerful...
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borockman In reply to foldabotZ [2016-12-19 13:29:20 +0000 UTC]
Well ordinary compared to many XD.
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Daniel-Gleebits [2012-06-25 22:48:20 +0000 UTC]
In fairness Superman beat the Hulk, but he is a challenge I'll give him that
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CuttingRoom In reply to Daniel-Gleebits [2012-06-26 13:37:26 +0000 UTC]
Which raises the question, can you win and still be beat up? I think you can.
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Daniel-Gleebits In reply to CuttingRoom [2012-06-26 16:43:39 +0000 UTC]
The laws of masculinity defy that assertion
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CuttingRoom In reply to ctdsnark [2012-06-25 20:01:21 +0000 UTC]
You mean Chun-Li's recent flick wasn't a blockbuster? Surprise, surprise.
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unicycleofviolence In reply to CuttingRoom [2012-06-28 02:26:37 +0000 UTC]
My pleasure, I assure you.
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MidNightMagnificent [2012-06-25 04:22:30 +0000 UTC]
Funny that you should use Cap A as an example since I thought he was kinda, like, the weakest link of all the Avengers.
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Generalobiwankenobi7 In reply to MidNightMagnificent [2012-06-27 15:44:10 +0000 UTC]
Actually Captain America is one of the most dangerous of the Avengers along with Black Panther. They're like the Batmen of the team.
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MidNightMagnificent In reply to Generalobiwankenobi7 [2012-06-28 01:07:01 +0000 UTC]
In the comics, yeah, but it didn't come across in the films.
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Generalobiwankenobi7 In reply to MidNightMagnificent [2012-06-28 02:59:08 +0000 UTC]
You kidding? Did you see him in action both in his movie and in the Avengers? He certainly earned the respect of his teammates and the police. Though in the movie I'd say the most dangerous Avenger is probably Black Widow, she is just as smart as Cap and as skilled but is far more ruthless.
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MidNightMagnificent In reply to Generalobiwankenobi7 [2012-06-28 03:56:06 +0000 UTC]
I saw. And I wasn't the least bit impressed.
Captain America as a movie was really weak, and accidentally laughable.
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Generalobiwankenobi7 In reply to MidNightMagnificent [2012-06-28 04:39:58 +0000 UTC]
Then you didn't look hard enough. He's the leader for a reason.
I disagree, the Captain America movie to me was everything Captain America was.
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CuttingRoom In reply to MidNightMagnificent [2012-06-25 14:31:51 +0000 UTC]
I hear you. It was interesting the way they handled him in the film, right? He's not a powerhouse, but he does pull the team together. You see that a lot in the comics too. And that's what we were going for here.
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MidNightMagnificent In reply to CuttingRoom [2012-06-26 01:25:51 +0000 UTC]
I saw the trailer shot of Black Widow arming her puny gun and thought that she would be the most useless in the team. Happily, Cap A proved me wrong on that point. Black Widow is pure badass.
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Moonlight-Pixels [2012-06-24 19:14:30 +0000 UTC]
Will be there a sequel for this flawless comic thing but UMCV3 focused ?
If you don't want to, it's okay but i still love this. (especially the end panel, i bet Cap was pretty irritated anyways.)
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CuttingRoom In reply to Moonlight-Pixels [2012-06-25 14:33:34 +0000 UTC]
We'll do our best.
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Moonlight-Pixels In reply to CuttingRoom [2012-06-25 14:47:55 +0000 UTC]
Awesome, looking forward to it !
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