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Description We were exceptionally lucky to borrow the talents of Drew Sides for today's strip--as if he wasn't busy enough with his website [link] and his comic Border Crossings [link] A very heartfelt thank you to him.

Today's strip is only vaguely related to Splice because--well, I'm never never ever ever ever going to see it. Why? Because it mixes sex and violence and when I'm engaged in the former, I don't want to associate it with the latter. And vice versa. If I'm murderizing someone, I don't want to think of sex. That's just wrong. But perhaps most importantly, if I'm getting my groove on, I don't want to think for even a moment that my co-participant may be a genetic hybrid
with a barbed penis tail.

You may say: "But this is an important movie about science overstepping its bounds." To which, I say: "How about I just watch the movie about the smart ass sharks?" That or the
Jurassic Park, Matrix, or Terminator series... es. What the fuck is the plural of series?

Seriei? Serious?

Anyway, I'm sure as shit not going to watch the Alien series, because that mixes sex and violence in some fucked up ways too. To hell with it, I'm just going to read Frankenstein, or better yet, I'm going to the source and reading the original myth of Prometheus, or at least the wiki article on it.

Don't go turning yourself or anyone else into a monster, all right?
C

"Raindogs howl for the century
A million dollars a stake
As you search for your demi-god
And you fake with a saint
There's no sex in your violence."
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Comments: 15

xelianthought [2015-12-20 02:54:29 +0000 UTC]

Brilliant! 

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mjtfreeze [2011-01-22 19:50:37 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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CuttingRoom In reply to mjtfreeze [2011-01-22 21:16:12 +0000 UTC]

Hey Mikhail, I'm gonna hide this comment since it contains to many spoilers. Cool?

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mjtfreeze In reply to CuttingRoom [2011-01-23 10:40:28 +0000 UTC]

Yeah its cool,forgot other people haven't seen it yet. Seriously though, that film was predictble except for the gender thing. Can't believe I watched it with my dad, lil sis and lil bro....talk about awkward silence.

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buckymcnasty [2011-01-03 14:42:47 +0000 UTC]

I am so going to use "Sounds like when you were conceived" as an insult from now on.

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CuttingRoom In reply to buckymcnasty [2011-01-03 19:45:25 +0000 UTC]

I think I'll add it to the "Always Relevant" Comment Category along with

"That's what she said."
"So's your face."
"Band name."
and "You suck at life."

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buckymcnasty In reply to CuttingRoom [2011-01-04 17:04:55 +0000 UTC]

Good idea...any others on that list?

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CuttingRoom In reply to buckymcnasty [2011-01-04 17:13:50 +0000 UTC]

Um... yeah... "We did a strip about that on my webcomic! Here's the link!"

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buckymcnasty In reply to CuttingRoom [2011-01-04 17:28:25 +0000 UTC]

How about the classic Yo Mama joke?

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CuttingRoom In reply to buckymcnasty [2011-01-04 22:59:34 +0000 UTC]

How about just saying "NOT!"

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buckymcnasty In reply to CuttingRoom [2011-01-08 00:45:00 +0000 UTC]

Ah, the Wayne's World approach. True.

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Paddy-Wolfe [2011-01-03 00:33:11 +0000 UTC]

I tried that with certain alcoholic things but all I got was a headache.

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CuttingRoom In reply to Paddy-Wolfe [2011-01-03 01:46:52 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, turns out you can't water down Whiskey with Tequila. WTF?

Also, alcohol and crack don't cancel each other out the way I thought they would.

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Paddy-Wolfe In reply to CuttingRoom [2011-01-03 02:17:01 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha! I can't say I would know. But I'll take your word on that.

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CuttingRoom In reply to Paddy-Wolfe [2011-01-03 11:55:10 +0000 UTC]

Don't worry. I'm just kidding.

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Paddy-Wolfe In reply to CuttingRoom [2011-01-04 04:05:53 +0000 UTC]

I suspected.

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