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Published: 2015-09-09 12:43:01 +0000 UTC; Views: 7004; Favourites: 98; Downloads: 10
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Support me @ Patreon.A sentient deadliest germ in the Galaxy walks on board of the Migraine fleet and coughs...
The joke stops being funny right away, since half of the quarians presented have a heart attack, another half needs their enviro-pants changed badly
OK, this was too easy. Maybe you have any suggestions whom Alex should troll next in ME?
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wait isnt ryncol basically distilled nuclear fallout? well alex survived a nuke but still drinking it wouldnt be advised
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masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Rync⦠I guess that's as much info on it as exists, anything beside it are fan speculations.
The bartender jokes that Shepard will "set off radiological alarms" after they drink it.
If it is served in the bars and you can order it - I think it's nothing too dangerous. At least for Alex. The other races are apparently more fragile.
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Next up! Drinking contest with Wrex! XD
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Aww....from the thumbnail, I thought he was checking out Tali's derriere. Β I was about to say: "even Alex cannot resist the call of jiggly Quarian bum-bums!"
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hehe what a disappointment
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I've had one with Shepard cyberii.deviantart.com/art/Pro⦠although, I doubt this conversation is over XD
trolling Wrex... this could be fun
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Mabey he and Wrex could be arm wrestling. Or Alex can try to jumpscare Wrex only to get punched in the face and send flying into an wall
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oh, hehe, physical activity with Alex - always a fun way to die XD
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Eh, I am pretty sure Wrex can take him, Wrex is the manliest man that ever manned after all.
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the problem is Alex is not, not anymore
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Come to think of it, Alex might be the only other crewmember who can stomach Ryncol. The drink is pretty much poison to everyone but Krogan. XD
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oh. that won't be fair - Alex could outdrink the whole crew combined
but yeah, Wrex would be surprised some scrawny human could hold his liquor better than krogan
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LOl, I remember reading a fanfic where Alex had sex with Morinth and she was all freaked out that he survived...then he ate her.
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Link plz? XD
actually I have a similar strip about Morinth waiting for me to color it XD but it's too damn obvious with her LOL
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www.fanfiction.net/s/8064299/1β¦
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ah, this one, I've even read it once
although, hoped there's something more, 'higher-than-T-rated' existing on the subject
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Trying to remember who the Mass Effect villains were again...
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Saren, Benezia (more or less) & Sovereign in ME1, the Collectors & Harbinger in ME2, EA The Illusive Man and the whole Reapers armada in 3rd.
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How about Alex trolling Sovereign, then the Harbinger, and finally the Reapers?
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I have one with the Harbinger alreadyΒ cyberii.deviantart.com/art/Proβ¦
and since the Reapers are all the same in behavior... meh, boring
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Nothing of the Sovereign, though?
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they're all the same, blabbering the same things... boh-ring... 
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