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The Ballad of Sir Slothbert

In the whimsical land of Veloria's embrace, where creatures of magic and mystery face,
Lived Sir Slothbert, the sloth of noble birth, his valor and courage known across the earth.

Though dubbed Sir Sleeps-a-Lot, in jest and in fun, for his languid ways under the sun,
He stood as Castle Leafshade's steadfast knight, defending justice, honor, and right.

But peace was shattered, tranquility torn, as the Hamster Armies approached one morn,
Led by fearsome Hammibal Lector's roar, with tooth and claw, seeking to conquer and more.

The castle under siege, the challenge was cast, Sir Slothbert stood firm, holding fast.
His trusty sword in grip, a gleaming light, determined to protect his home he'd fight.

Despite his slow pace, his heart alight with flame, facing furry invaders, his spirit untamed.
Against Hammibal's might, in fierce duel clashed, sword against tooth, as metal and fury smashed.

With each careful swing, Sir Slothbert fought, deflecting attacks, victory he sought.
Until with a strike, bold and true, Hammibal defeated, his reign through.

The hamsters retreated, their spirits broken, with their king's defeat, a bravery token.
Veloria rejoiced, safe once more, the people remember his legend and lore.

A sloth by nature, but in danger's face, he proved a hero with unmatched grace.
Sir Slothbert, the legend, Veloria's Shield, in the land of whimsy, his honor sealed.

Let this tale be told, of courage bright,
Of Sir Slothbert, the sloth, and his noble fight.

- Written and Sung by Witt the Bard

Description
The Ballad of Sir Slothbert

In the whimsical land of Veloria's embrace, where creatures of magic and mystery face,
Lived Sir Slothbert, the sloth of noble birth, his valor and courage known across the earth.

Though dubbed Sir Sleeps-a-Lot, in jest and in fun, for his languid ways under the sun,
He stood as Castle Leafshade's steadfast knight, defending justice, honor, and right.

But peace was shattered, tranquility torn, as the Hamster Armies approached one morn,
Led by fearsome Hammibal Lector's roar, with tooth and claw, seeking to conquer and more.

The castle under siege, the challenge was cast, Sir Slothbert stood firm, holding fast.
His trusty sword in grip, a gleaming light, determined to protect his home he'd fight.

Despite his slow pace, his heart alight with flame, facing furry invaders, his spirit untamed.
Against Hammibal's might, in fierce duel clashed, sword against tooth, as metal and fury smashed.

With each careful swing, Sir Slothbert fought, deflecting attacks, victory he sought.
Until with a strike, bold and true, Hammibal defeated, his reign through.

The hamsters retreated, their spirits broken, with their king's defeat, a bravery token.
Veloria rejoiced, safe once more, the people remember his legend and lore.

A sloth by nature, but in danger's face, he proved a hero with unmatched grace.
Sir Slothbert, the legend, Veloria's Shield, in the land of whimsy, his honor sealed.

Let this tale be told, of courage bright,
Of Sir Slothbert, the sloth, and his noble fight.

- Written and Sung by Witt the Bard