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Daemon107 — Soldier dines with maggots
Published: 2011-10-22 15:31:37 +0000 UTC; Views: 10790; Favourites: 295; Downloads: 229
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soldier decides to shout dinner with some maggo- erm, co-workers.also, realizes they don't know how to use chopsticks, which is pretty disappoint.
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It's funny cuz soldiers the least expected person to be able to do this XD
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Not on my watch spy won't be pinching any ass maggot
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Oh he will if your not watching.
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I'll watch everywhere to make sure spy doesn't pinch ass maggot
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I got my eyes on you spy crab
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Do not nyet nyet me i did not ask you question
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(Glares back) eyes on you spy crab
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Spycrab: //gives one more air-pinch before slowly walking away
Well then..
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You better walk way spy crab
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Yeah NYET you too maggot
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Nyet you spy crab nyet you
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Spycrab: //secretly climbs soldier
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Hey get off me spy crab your not pinching my ass maggot
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Spycrab:// quickly climbs up soldier and takes his helmet, jumping off and dashing away
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HEY GET BACK HERE WITH MY HELMET!!! (takes out rocket jumper) I AM SOLDIER AND I WILL EAT YOU!
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Spycrab: //cloaks himself to hide
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QUICK SNIPER JARATE THAT SPY CRAB ok heads up (jarate hits spy crab) FOUND YOU COME HERE YOU LITTLE MAGGOT!!!
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Spycrab: //stops and puts the helmet down, putting his claws up to get ready for pinching
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You wanna fight alright let's do this CHARGE!!! (charges at spy crab) HAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
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Spycrab: //quickly grabs the helmet again and tosses it some where else and runs away.
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MY HELMET THATS IT IM GOING EAT YOU AND KILL YOUR FAMILY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH (runs towards the spy crab) IM GOING EAT YOU MAGGOT (rocket jumps towards the spy crab) IM GOING KILL YOU!!!
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Spycrab: //jumps and started to dash away as fast as he can to hide
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YOU CAN RUN BUT CANT HIDE SNIPER KEEP YOUR EYE ON THAT CRAB ok hmm THERE he's behind that rock YOUR DEAD NOW SPY CRAB (rocket jumps towards the spy crab) IM GOING MURDER YOU SPY CRAB KEEP YOUR EYES ON HIM SNIPER yeah
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Spycrab: //starts to shake softly, not wanting to die
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FOUND YOU NOW WERE IS MY HELMET YOU MAGGOT!!!
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Does that mean it's over there or somewhere here
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THEN WERE IS MY HELMET TELL ME OR I WiLL EAT YOU!
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Spycrab: nyet //starts to go where he threw the helmet
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Ok I'll follow you then (follows spy crab)
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Spycrab: //stops and points to where his helmet is
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Hmm over there let me go to that location GASP* MY HELMET (runs towards it) YES MY HELMET (puts it back on) aah much better thanks little spy crab I won't kill you or eat you family (salutes at spy crab)
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Spycrab: //raises claws wanting to be picked up
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Aww ok (picks up spy crab) alright now what spy crab you wanna go to spy?
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Spycrab: //gets on soldier's head
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Hey what are you doing on my head brain maggot might be up there
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Spycrab: //just sits there
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Oh never mind brain maggot is not up there so your just gonna sit there and do nothing hmm (gets an a idea) i got an idea (tapes spy crab to head) I GOT A NEW HAT NOW! let go kill men (runs to 2fort)
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Spycrab: //makes pinching noises
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(Stops running) what is it spy crab You hungry?
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Then what is it you don't like it when your on my head?
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