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daimondstrike — Neko Kami II
Published: 2010-04-24 09:46:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 597; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 7
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Description Kara sighed when she saw the spirits, shaking her head. "Oh, I thought we were gonna be in for a challenge. It's just three low rank Inukami. I'll leave them to you, alright? I'm gonna go get something to eat…"

"Hey! KARA! Get back here! You know I'm not as tough as you are!" Magill shouted, but his partner was already long gone, having disappeared back into the manor. "Damn it Kara, this isn't the time for that!!"

Magill's attention was momentarily distracted from his disloyal servant as one of the three kami roared in for an attack, almost taking his head clean off as he dived, rolling away from the trio. "Damn it Kara…" Magill muttered, pulling a small knife out of his boot. "And here I was hoping it was gonna be a simple mission!" He ducked, a massive swipe flying over his head. "Hey, fido, YOU MISSED!" He shouted at his assailant, a blond haired dog girl with a green tail and ears. He jumped back, grabbing a talisman, in his case a shard of steel with a star carved into it, pointing it at the demon. "Slice through, Saint Steel!"

The attack cut deep into his assailant's belly, the holy artifact draining the strength from her limbs. She grabbed at her leg with a whimper. Her sister charged up on Magill, the red furred inu catching Magill in the stomach with a heavy blow, sending the man staggering back, gasping for breath.

Meanwhile, Kara came out of the house, walking over to a bench as she sat down, crossing her legs with a rather large bowl of popcorn, munching out on it happily as she watched her partner's fight.

The third inu, a particularly massive beast of a woman with breasts the size of her head with blue fur and a gray tail, grabbed Magill by the back of his shirt, lifting him up and over as she threw him into the ground, making him bounce back up from the impact. She spun, catching him in the stomach with another devastating kick, the brunt of which sent him skidding across the earth. He shook his head with a groan as Red ran up, unleashing a flurry of blows that left the human dizzy as he thrashed his arms and legs, somehow managing to block most of the blows through sheer luck! He growled, eyes flashing as he raised his arms, catching an ax kick as it fell towards his head. He countered with a quick cut along the dog's thigh before he had to leap away, Blondie trying to join in.

"Wow, I'm impressed. He actually managed to hurt one of them," Kara murmured, eyes shining as she nibbled on a piece of the corn. She took a drink from her bottle of cream soda as it continued to unfold before her.

With a smirk, Magill leaped, stabbing his knife straight down at the Gray's head, fully expecting to cause a fountain of blood as his blade bit for- {CLAAAANG!!!}

"Well, that's a heart breaker," Kara commented offhandedly, watching as the blade of Magill's dagger snapped clean off. The blade went flying away as he landed. He stared at the empty hilt for a few seconds before the inukami started laughing. A quick, rough kick to the stomach stopped in in mid laugh as he jumped up, catching it on the chin with a savage knee.

"Oh my, Magill, you're gonna get your ass owned right now!"

With a growl, Gray caught Magill in the side with a fist, sending him stumbling back as she tried to swipe his head with her claws. Luckily for him, it was rather easy to avoid. "Yeah yeah…go ahead and keep eating, I'm just getting my ass kicked is all…" he muttered sarcastically, seeing his partner eating snacks. He drew out another shard of steel, launching it at Gray, but she dodged it with the ease of an ice skater. He snarled, opening his mouth to start chanting when-

"OOOOI!! MAGILL!! I've run out of popcorn and soda! Can you stop playing with those cannon fodder and get me some more please?" She called out, waving a hand lazily.

Magill face palmed, muttering imprecations on the head of his partner as he forced a complacent grin. "Ok! Of course! Just make sure they don't attack me, ok?" He growled through a façade of cheer as he ran off to get the requested snacks.

"Awww right!" Kara jumped up into the air, pumping a fist happily before she turned to the three dogs, giving them a thumbs up! "Hey hey, let's call a temporary truce while he gets me my food, ok?" Her question clearly stunned the three dogs, because they all looked at each other uncertainly before they finally nodded, sitting down on the floor.

"Yeah, I guess we can do that," the girls murmured, scratching their heads in confusion.

"I would love to rip his throat out and chew on his inners-"

"No! I am NOT going to allow you to kill my partner! I will admit that hurting him is funny, because I do that to him all the time, but I will NOT let you kill him! Understand!?"

"But he's protecting that ass Wayne! Why is a fighter of his skill working for such a pompous asshole as him!?"

"Let me guess…you've got a grudge against him?"

If looks could kill, the expression the three inu shot at the kitty would've reduced her to a shimmering smoldering speck.

"Why?" Kara finally asked as the silence became unbearable.

"Because he cheats!" Shouted Red.

"And drinks!!!" howled Grey clenching her head in irritation!

"And he's Indian!" Added Blondie, scowling.

"Hey now, isn't that a little racist?" Kara asked, putting her hands to her hips.

"He cheated on me while I was still in the house!!! I was just taking a nap on the couch, and I wake up to find him $$$$ing Blondie over here!"

"And that's my business…how?" Kara asked with a sigh, shaking her head. "Feh. I was under the impression that our enemies were a bunch of highly skilled opponents. At least that would've been fun. But instead, it's just a trio of stupid dogs. How boring."

The dogs snarled, heckling as they muttered back to each other angrily. Kara turned her head away as Magill came back, bearing several bags full of popcorn. He walked over to Kara with a groan, handing them over as he sighed. "You eat too much. You know that?"

"Hush, little one. Now go and get back to getting your ass kicked, OK?" Kara giggled as she turned, running back to the bench with her popcorn.

"Does she do this often?" Red asked curiously.

"Well, yeah, she does, but if she needs to help she will." He paused for a second to think before sighing; "Usually." Magill interrupted himself, throwing a punch at the nearest dog before his body seized up, freezing where it was.

"Oh no…" He muttered, barely holding back a sigh as his body started to shrink!!!!
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Comments: 6

JoeyTheNeko [2010-04-24 15:52:04 +0000 UTC]

lol.

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Indiewayne [2010-04-24 10:53:04 +0000 UTC]

Aww... now I'm not successful anymore...


I'm so unsuccessful, that I even lost my small starring role in this story XD

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NameLessFox In reply to Indiewayne [2010-04-24 15:02:51 +0000 UTC]

aw.
*patting indie's back*
sorry about that man >_<


>__> on side note!
Great story! Love how this one came out :3

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Indiewayne In reply to NameLessFox [2010-04-24 15:51:09 +0000 UTC]

Oh well.

At least now I'm not being portrayed as a cheating, drinking, wussy bastard anymore.

Although, if Blondie is to be believed, I'm still guilty of all of the above, for the sake of being Indian

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NameLessFox In reply to Indiewayne [2010-04-25 05:55:14 +0000 UTC]

Bah, never man!
That is just stupid racist stuff :3

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Indiewayne In reply to NameLessFox [2010-04-25 07:59:17 +0000 UTC]



I know, I know ^^

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