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daimondstrike — Prankin Day gone wrong 1
Published: 2010-02-18 17:26:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 1656; Favourites: 4; Downloads: 25
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I frowned, swallowing hard as I worked with the odd little contraption I had placed in Twixy's locker, carefully sliding a pin into place. That done, I pulled out a small whipped cream pie, setting it carefully on the arm of the thing before I hurriedly closed and locked the locker, glancing from side to side just to make sure that no one had seen what I had done. Not that I thought anyone would've; it was around ten-thirty in the morning, so there was little doubt in my mind that everyone was in class. I glanced at the slats of the locker, pulling a letter out from under my jacket; it was sealed with a heart-shaped stamp as I slid it in, the love letter being plainly visible. I turned, walking away with a bit of a cocky swagger. I stopped a few lockers away, rummaging through my own as I collected a couple of items, grinning. "Hehee..." I couldn't help but laugh softly, sliding a small pair of spheres into my jacket sleeve, "With no disturbances, I SHOULD have everything ready by noon..." I muttered, running. I licked my lips with a grin, anticipating many, many laughs at Twixy's expense...-------
It was roughly noon when I finished the preparations, rubbing my forehead with an elbow as I walked back to the class, smiling as friendly-like as possible when I saw Twixy exitting her classroom. "Oh, hey Hayate! Where've you been? You just missed chemistry!" I couldn't help a slight smirk at that, winking at her. "Well, you know how all those chemicals get to me after a while. You remember what happened to me last time." Twixy giggled, licking her lips as she remembered. I tried not to take offense at that, staring at her. The last time there'd been a lab in the chemistry class, I was stuck with Twixy for the lab partner. She ruined my notes for my story too! Anyway, to keep going, I had gotten shrunk by an accidental spill [accident my ass!] and then I started feeling really funky. She had ditched the rest of the day, carrying me out, and had taken some food to a park. For some reason, I couldn't control what I was saying or doing at all, and I actually asked her to eat me! Whole! Almost got digested too. Anyhoo, I had decided to pull some pranks on her to get back at her for scaring me so badly.
"So, you wanna eat lunch together with me Hayate?" Twixy asked with a laugh. I tilted my head to the side, careful to keep the conversation as usual.
"No, no, sorry. I have stuff to do. I just came by to check on something, see ya!" I walked off, snickering as Twixy walked to her locker, opening it...
SPLAT!!!
I sniggered, hearing the sweet sound of a whipped cream pie belting someone in the face as I left, though a sudden murderous rage percolated in the atmosphere, seeming to be directed at...me.
"HAAAAYAAAATEEE!!!" I heard Twixy roar, the sound reverberating in the halls. I took off like a light, glancing over my shoulder. I swallowed nervously, Twixy's face looking like a demon's as she roared after me, her claws extended cruelly.
"Oh SHIT!" I shouted, running even faster. I knew that, under normal conditions, I could run fast enough to outrun most nekos, but Twixy was almost ungodly fast when she was enraged.
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!" Twixy roared, stumbling several students as she ran past them.
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*slips a foot out to trip Twixy* That should give him a few more seconds to run...
Not a bad start for a story line
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How adorable. I love it Hayate. Keep up the good work. I can't wait to see the next chapter bla bla bla comment comment I will just tell you in chat.
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now it's a part one? how many parts will this be?
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As long as it takes for Twixy to kill me. >.>
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Me: do you think she will do it before or after the vore scene?
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Dunno. Havn't got anything really planned out for this.
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Me: i'll bet you 10 anti-digestion potions she won't kill you at all.
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Then, you'd be wrong I am most definitely gonna die. (Twixy can be scary when pissed.)
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Me: 
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*gives them back* I can't be digested, or crushed.
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Me: okay then how will she kill you then?
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There's many ways to kill someone that's only 4 inches tall.
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Me: so your not thinking she will melt you, or bite you in half, or some other things that don't need mentioning, is what she will do?
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All very good suggestions. I'll hafta decide sooner or later. (Btw, melting is basically what happens in digestion, so that's no possible.)
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Me: yep. but ust one pype of acid is used for digestion. she could use something that is not stomach acid to melt you. or just melting in general is useless?
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Generally, it is. My collar keeps my regeneration rate higher then most acids can melt me.
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Me: well. that's good. and where do you get that coller? maybe I could add it to my shops in nekomora?
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It's a Lost Logia. There's no way to duplicate it.
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Me: logia? it's not a devil-fruit. (one-piece referance) what does that mean?
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It's a really rare, powerful item. One-of-a-kind.
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Me: really? my OC self has half a google in levels in magic. so he might just be able to make a copy of it.
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*shakes his head.* Nope. Impossible to copy. No one in any dimension can copy it. That's why it's considered so valuable. If a SSS class Striker class couldn't replicate it, no one can. Bar none.
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Me: okay. still won't keep him from trying.
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*shrugs, pointing at the flashy, somewhat girly looking collar on his throat.* Just know that if you fail, you're soul will be stolen, and you'll be sent into Oblivion.
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Me: about that, there will be a problem. every powerful demon in existance has a claim on it already. so that would be kinda hard. and he can't be killed off for good anyway.
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