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Published: 2006-04-15 14:17:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 5591; Favourites: 94; Downloads: 826
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Description I’m back to the realm of the CGI!!! Woots! XD
And not only that, but also first works with my laptop (so, if the colors seem a bit off, that’s because of my screen)

Well, the pic was inspired by Tori Amos’ song, Past the Mission; she doesn’t say explicitly that she’s singing about Jesus and Magdalena, but you can put 2 and 2 together on your own. All of “Magda”’s speech was made up, and part of “Tori”’s was taken from the lyrics of the song.

The pic is just fantasy, a “what if”, if you want. I just thought that if Jesus is reborn, Magdalena would come too with him, but of course, this new version of her would be more active, more in charge of the situation, etc, and of course, would be protecting Jesus all the time, especially from those crazy people who want to put him on a cross to get their Christ back “shakes head”

I just think that Jesus would like a hippie look or something.
Oh, and if you was expecting a blond, blue eyed guy, then I recommend you stop watching Hollywood movies! Seriously, you’d think they’d research the type of people living in a DESERT to get their skin, eye, hair color right “shakeshead”. Just because people is used to having the ripoff of Zeus’ portrait as if it were Jesus that doesn’t mean that’s the right version.

This is not an attack against organized religion, ok? I’m just pointing out some things that are kind funny, actually.
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Comments: 93

Xeshema In reply to ??? [2006-04-15 19:07:43 +0000 UTC]

Lol yeah, I like your version of Jesus better.

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KonekoRyu [2006-04-15 18:53:47 +0000 UTC]

I personally believe he's black, especially if the bible mentions him having "Bronze Skin and Hairl like wool" ....really, it's the hair that sells me XD

I'm not a really religious person, but. I really don't think Jesus would be a hippie ...though I gotta admit.. I like the dreads XD

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dan-heron In reply to KonekoRyu [2006-04-16 03:34:54 +0000 UTC]

that's a very probable thing, I mean, Egypt was around next corner and he could have a grandparent or something from there or something.
Hee, well, maybe not a hippie, how about a poet, or an artist? He could go back to work with wood, you know?

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Nightmare-of-Shadow [2006-04-15 18:45:44 +0000 UTC]

great picture
i agree with u on the jesus would be tan cus hell he lived in the desert for crying out loud

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en-ni In reply to ??? [2006-04-15 18:04:09 +0000 UTC]

haha, cute. jesus' expression is the best.

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Linkakami [2006-04-15 18:01:44 +0000 UTC]

Jesus pretty much WAS a hippie. That's one reason why the Romans...how should I put this, "hung him up to dry".

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dan-heron In reply to Linkakami [2006-04-16 03:33:15 +0000 UTC]

yeh, much love and peace he spoke about XD

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Shin-Metzen [2006-04-15 17:33:12 +0000 UTC]

Jesus se ve mejor que nuna! X3
Pero en fin, yo no creo que la iglesia sea mucho el problema de la religión, sino la gente que ahi se encuentra, ya que conozco muchos, Curas, Arzobismos y similares que son muy buena gente (no como algunos ¬_¬) y que son muy abiertos y tambien estuvo Juan Pablo II que tambien fue muy buen Papa, Sacando que aun le quedaba un poquitin de conservadurismo, pero era algo perdonable, ya que contando el aspecto Abierto que el tenia a muchas cosas como la amistad con otras religiones, el deceo de paz y la actitud en contra de la guerra y el hecho de que viajo a todos lados para que todos los fieles los pudieran ver y pudiera el estar con ellos, se podria decir que fue el que mejor desempeño su trabajo!
Pero aun así hay gente que se cierra mucho y que creen que las mismas reglas que servian en tiempos antiguos pueden servir en estos tiempos (no importa como lo veamos, en la antiguedad esas reglas eran aceptables por los estandares de la epoca, pero yo creo que se pueden cambiar o modificar para los estandares de ahora.)
En fin mi comentario nada más, y como es un pic expectacular y Jesus es el Capo de Capos

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dan-heron In reply to Shin-Metzen [2006-04-16 03:32:31 +0000 UTC]

creo que el problema es el control que le da la iglesia a unos cuantos individuos sobre muchos. Concuerdo contigo en que hay tantas personas maravillosas como nefastas en la iglesia, así como en todas partes, y me alegra cuando los buenos dejan una marca tan grande como lo hizo Juan Pablo X)

Yay, Jesus es el Capo! X3

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Shin-Metzen In reply to dan-heron [2006-04-16 03:59:14 +0000 UTC]

Oh! Me olvidaba decir, y luego El Imperio Romano fue convertido al Cristianismo, yo diria que fue una gran Victoria de Jesus sobre ese Tipo! (No siempre la muerte traera libertad eterna, muchas veces solo influencia el odio y que continuen las batallas, ahor que maten alguno de esos Dictatores bien genocidas y similares encarnaciones del mal es otra cosa....)
XP La verdad es que odio todo tipo de Extremismo o Grupos Comandados por el Odio y creo que Barrabas y los que le siguieron son un claro ejemplo de esta clase de Gente....

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Shin-Metzen In reply to dan-heron [2006-04-16 03:55:33 +0000 UTC]

Pos Claro que lo es! Es más querido y recordado que ese tipo...como era que se llamaba? Barrabas? Barbaras? XP, bueno era ese que le dio una cachetada y que decia que matando iba liberar a Israel y que yo sepa, luego de la muerte y Resurección de Jesus no le vinieron unos tiempos muy buenos a Israel (Bastante oscuros yo diria) solo pudieron liberar su ciudad principal y fue sitiada por las fuerzas romanas que al final entraron...y te imaginaras que no fue nada bonito....

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GodzillaSamurai [2006-04-15 17:32:57 +0000 UTC]

Great to see a Jesus who ISN'T white
Nice work, very amusing

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xiang [2006-04-15 17:29:31 +0000 UTC]

i dont know why i like this... but i really. do... does jesus have dread!? O.o

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dan-heron In reply to xiang [2006-04-15 17:38:34 +0000 UTC]

actually, I had wanted to give him wavy hair but I couldn't get the shading to look right XD;;;

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xiang In reply to dan-heron [2006-04-16 01:45:22 +0000 UTC]

LOL! well he's got dreads now! XP

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DarkSlavik In reply to ??? [2006-04-15 17:13:51 +0000 UTC]

nice portral of Jesus, alot more realistic. Nice work.

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dan-heron In reply to DarkSlavik [2006-04-16 03:30:28 +0000 UTC]

Thanks X)

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Yukisachi [2006-04-15 16:59:32 +0000 UTC]

Jesus looks the way he should. *sigh of relief* Anyone who thinks otherwise is a messed up little pro-Arian child. This is stuff.

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dan-heron In reply to Yukisachi [2006-04-16 03:29:48 +0000 UTC]

... you know, I had never thought of the pro-arian stuff, but that's what the Nazis were preaching, isn't it?
Thanks!

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blondebomba [2006-04-15 16:51:58 +0000 UTC]

thank god the jesus is correctly depicted as being of african descent...i like the series they made me laugh!

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dan-heron In reply to blondebomba [2006-04-16 03:29:05 +0000 UTC]

yeh, I kinda was tired of seeing that western-style Jebus. And I like coloring dark skin X)

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blondebomba In reply to dan-heron [2006-04-16 04:29:34 +0000 UTC]

wOoT!!!!

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Linkmaster [2006-04-15 15:40:29 +0000 UTC]

looks awesome. Wicked job with the colouring.

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dan-heron In reply to Linkmaster [2006-04-16 03:27:34 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! First time trying with this, actually ^-^

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H-Boogie In reply to ??? [2006-04-15 15:06:36 +0000 UTC]

wow o__o jesus is sexy <3

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JinseiAsakura In reply to H-Boogie [2008-09-07 05:07:02 +0000 UTC]

"Rock me rock me, rock me sexy Jesus~" xD

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dan-heron In reply to H-Boogie [2006-04-16 03:24:41 +0000 UTC]

you know, I never thought I'd hear a comment like that XD
Glad you liked it ^^

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Kagayaku-Tsukikage [2006-04-15 14:39:58 +0000 UTC]

that's funny I like it but I just hope you don't get mad hate comments from believers or something like that

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dan-heron In reply to Kagayaku-Tsukikage [2006-04-15 14:41:24 +0000 UTC]

if they give me hate comments, then they aren't true believers X3
besides, I'm already used to them ^^

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hic-chan In reply to dan-heron [2006-04-15 18:38:46 +0000 UTC]

" if they give me hate comments, then they aren't true believers X3 "

Thats so true! ^____^ I should tell that to some of the people I know > >

Then again, they might yell at me more...

Awesome pic! Definatly the coolest version of Jesus Ive ever seen ^^

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Kagayaku-Tsukikage In reply to dan-heron [2006-04-15 15:59:29 +0000 UTC]

okay then, right on and snuff
alos, you made Jesus look mad hot

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InfluenceOfTheDeep [2006-04-15 14:33:17 +0000 UTC]

Haha, cute.

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Thornaikov In reply to ??? [2006-04-15 14:30:28 +0000 UTC]

This is amusing XD
and I have to say, I sort of agree... I don't understand why people keep saying that there's 'no way Jesus could have been darker skinned'. His being blonde and blue-eyed is unlikely. He was born and lived in the Middle East. It makes sense, no? And I like your hippie view of him. it definitely seems fitting
very nice job, as usual ^^

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dan-heron In reply to Thornaikov [2006-04-15 14:43:49 +0000 UTC]

yush, Hippie Jebus!!

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pippki [2006-04-15 14:30:02 +0000 UTC]

That jesus is so precious. I'd hop on the christianity bandwagon if he looked like that. X)

You're crazy, the colors look fine!

And yeah, a blond haired, blue eyed, or especially, white-skinned jesus would be silly. Living in the desert, he would've fried like an omelette way before anyone would've had the chance to crucify him. XP

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dan-heron In reply to pippki [2006-04-15 14:44:25 +0000 UTC]

yay, the colors look fine!!

XD
hee hee, Fried like an omelette?! XD That's a good one ^^

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NBC-Skellington In reply to ??? [2006-04-15 14:29:52 +0000 UTC]

Yay! I like it lotses. Glad you can color with the compy again. I missed those wonderful colorings you did.

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DemonicSlave [2006-04-15 14:27:10 +0000 UTC]

Nice =3

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Hyrenblade In reply to ??? [2006-04-15 14:26:17 +0000 UTC]

XD that is the coolest portrayal of Jesus I've ever seen.

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dan-heron In reply to Hyrenblade [2006-04-15 14:44:49 +0000 UTC]

Yayness!! X3

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Nichiro [2006-04-15 14:24:55 +0000 UTC]

XB the innocence of a masochistic zombie child...

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silverei [2006-04-15 14:22:07 +0000 UTC]

i found this amusing.

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