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Published: 2011-12-04 16:35:08 +0000 UTC; Views: 698; Favourites: 43; Downloads: 4
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FIRST TIME I'VE USED SAI, BITCHES. YOU CAN TOTALLY TELL.IT SUCKS.
KARKAT IS MY PATRON TROLL. I SWEAR I'M NOT INTO THAT CRAP HOMESTUCK.
I TOTALLY SWEAR, BRO.
I'TS NOT HAPPENING.
I WONT MAKE IT HAPPEN.
YES I WILL I LOVE THE TROLLS BUT I HATE THE HUMAN BIT. SO BORING!
I thought I'd submit a glorified sketch to keep you all satisfied.
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RESEMBLING A VEHICULAR FELINE, YES. AND YOU? I GAIN JOY FROM KNOWING THE PATRONS OF STRANGERS.
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Oh I get it, Karkat. I am also a homestuck. I as well enjoy strangers.
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YOU DIDNT ANWER MY FUCKING QUESTION, FUCKASS. WHO THE HELL IS YOUR FUCKING PATRON IDIOT?
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OHSHITIDON'TFUCKINGKNOWMANIDUNNOOHSHITWHATDOISAYOHMYGODICAN'TREMERUNDERALLTHISSRTRESSOHMYGODIHOPEYOUAREN'TDYSLEXICBECAUSEYOUWOULDPROBABLYHAVEALOTOFTROUBLEREADINGTHIS!
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When Is Your Birthday, Darling. *V*
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Why, it's may 14th. Why are are you asking?
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Fuck, I was asking who your patron troll was. Shit, what's before gemini? You're a taurus?
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Oh shit I feel retarded, how did I not see you asking that until I re-read the entire conversation. Oh my god. I'm so fucking dumb.
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And you were complaining sooooo much when we talked about it =_=
Guess you gave it a chance, hmm?
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I WAS SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF EVERYONE BITHING THEIR TITS OVER HAMSTAKE SO I FINALLY UP AND READ THE DAMN SHIT. ITS AMAZING, BUT ONLY AFTER HALFWAY THROUGH PART THREE. ITS ABSURDLY LONG AND TEDIOUS LABOR TO WADE THROUGH THAT FUCKASS MUDDY BEGINNING. IT PISSED ME OFF TO PLOW ON, BUT DAMN WAS IT WORTH IT.
I ALREADY HAVE A KARKAT COSPLAY. COMPLETE, MINUS THE TEETH.
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D--> Is that really all you have to say?
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That2 not really enough exciitement two 2tand for feferii.
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Im libra. I love homestuck man..... pure love. I like terezi best(my patron troll) but karkat is my second fav!
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XD I'm such a noob. I haven't even gotten past the first few pages of part four. My best friend is super into it and has explained so much shit to me. So many spoilers.... I love the troll bit.
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guy2, you really have no iidea. ii'm completely up to date, and 2hiit ii2 totally real! ii know tho2e thiink pan-le22 human2 don't 2eem very exciitiing, but they get 2o much better. you have no iidea. you'll have two waiit untiil you can 2ee iit for yourself... 2orry. or 2mell.... or ta2te. eiither way, shiit2 more real than kraft grub 2auce!
-in case it wasnt made aparent, im a gemini. i didn't know u were a homestuck danekez! i look forward to more exceptional artwork :3
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Have you read the Hunger Games books? It the last book there are two characters, minor characters mind you, but their names were Casstor and pollux. As it turns out Hussie just switched the letters. The Hunger Games took the names from the greek twins that were associated with Gemini. Pretty cool, eh?
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aye! well havent read the books, but i looked at the wikipedia page for astrological signs and found that hussie slightly changed or blatently used the names of things related to the signs. it all kinda makes sense seeing as theyre based on the signs. i think my favorite thing about the hussmeister's writing is that no mater how many tangents and side plots he makes, it almost always comes full circle as important plot or a small cog in a chain reaction in the stable time loops and paradoxes.
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Pretty sly of him. That sly dog, he is.
And it all still makes sense.....
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debatable hahahaha! but yeah. he defs does an amazing job.
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I totally remember what we were talking about. Totes, bro.... >.>
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O.X um.... same here oh well...
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W3lL tH3 tR0lLS 4r3 Th3 B3sT p4Rt!!
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um. fuck yes.
/patron troll brofist
Cancer is the best one ;D
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You know what's just glorious?
My best friend (I mean Moiralle worthy best friend) has Gamzee as her Patron troll.
YES.
iT mOtHeRfUcKiNg WoRkS!!!! : o)
c;B
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Ohoho that's awesome
One of my guy friend's patron troll is Terezi, and my other girl friends troll is Gamzee ;DDD
Then theres....Equius...
uHHH,,, y-YES GAMZEE IT WORKS
oh, beautiful art by the way (:
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Thats so made of yes.
You know an Equius patron? Is he sweaty?
H3h3 T4VROS 1ND33D. >;]
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Isn't it?
SHE...nooo...but she is very muscular...she has bigger biceps than any guy in our grade. It's kind of scary, actually.
WHAT, TEREZI STOP BEING A STUPID FUCKASS.
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HOW DO THESE THINGS ALWAYS WORK OUT?! I have to TRY to not sound like an arrogant self important ass on the internet. I dont know why, but its a similarity to Karkat that I have. My moirail Capricorn totally fuckin suits her patron. Its amazing.
D--> As a 10wer b100d you shouldn't order her around. You will stop at once.
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I HAVE NO CLUE! Me too! God we have so much in common, ahahaha. I love when things like that work out!
Have you ever cosplayed homestuck?
ye2 equiiu2, ii can 0rder her around iif ii want two.
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I have not cosplayed, but I shall cosplay Karkat with my Gamzee. She's quite good, I just wish she'd let me put on her facepaint on. I have a roundish face, so I feel adequate.
:33 Sollux! Nobody should be ordering her ameownd! She's purrfectly clawpable of furguring things out on her own! :3
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When you do you should post pictures!
wwell wwhateva. nep you don't know anything about her. she needs my help and evveryone elses help to get around.
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I should! :0 I'll have to get my Gamzee to go on a photoshoot with mee~
Only thing.... My angry face is terrible XD
Well soooome8ody's o8viously a FLARP noo8. >:::: D Although I'm oooo8viously the 8etter pl8yer, you wouldn't last ten seconds in a f8ght with her~
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Do ittttt <3333
You can work on it! Go practice in the mirror
0k vriska n0 need t0 bring that up.
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UUUGH it doesnt help >:C But the good news is i now know of a sollox cosplayer that i hear is very good that might want to go in a photoshoot with us.
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Oh that's great! Sollux is awesome!
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YUS he's one of my favourites. I cant wait to get everything together! There is also the possibility of a Vriska and a Nepeta.
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Gahhh so luckkyyyy.
Except notttt a big fan of Vriska.
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of recent I have warmed up to her. I think John had a good effect on her before she died...
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Tavros was my favorite though, so... :C
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Yeah. I like Tavros a lot too... Oh kismesiship, what can you do?
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