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Published: 2019-08-13 00:37:21 +0000 UTC; Views: 2292; Favourites: 27; Downloads: 2
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A combination of boredom and, admittedly, slowly getting into Star Wars.Related content
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Nick: It's over, Dan! I have the high ground!
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Dan: You underestimate my power!
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Nick: Don't try it.
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Dan: *jumps and flips in the air* AAAARGH!!!!!
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Nick: *Dismembers your legs and arm*
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Dan: *falls to ground and rolls downhill close to lava; tries to crawl back up with one remaining limb, groaning with agony*
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Nick: You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness!
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Dan: I HATE YOU!!!! *eyes yellow with rage*
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Nick: You were my brother, Dan! I loved you!
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Dan: *clothes catch fire and it quickly spreads over my body; screams in agony*
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Nick: *Picks up your lightsaber and walks away with it*
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*leaving me to die on Mustafar....or so you thought*
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*Sighs, deeply regretting what I did to you*
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*Found and rescued by whoever is playing Palpatine*
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If she breathes...
S H E S A T H O T
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Chaz : " well shit once a Good Cotton Belt now gone the path of Destru.... oh fuck it " Ignites My Lightsaber being red and Black blade " Come on lets see how much steam is in you "
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"Dan... you're going down a path I can't follow. Come back! I care about you!"
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"LIAR!" *sees Jamie* "You're with him! You brought him here to kill me!" *uses Force choke*
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(I’m between chokes) “No! ... n-no... Dan... please...”
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Jamie: Let her go, Dan!
*releases you after a moment*
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(i fall to the ground, sucking in a deep breath of air. I feel slightly weak to get back up)
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(And the rest plays out like the movie between Anakin and Obi Wan.)
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Preston: Hey... uh.. any chance we can just talk about this?? *sweating*
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*stares at you intently, eyes glowing yellow and ignites red lightsaber*
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*Shakes* I never once thought I would have to do this... *Slowly draws a sword from piston*
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*walks toward you*
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*Wields sword tightly* let's hope I can use this thing...
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*swings lightsaber*
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*Closes eyes and somehow blocks attack* Dan! Don't do this!
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((Um, you do know that a lightsaber will cut through a sword like scissors to paper, right?))
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(Oh. Didn't realize.)
*Looks at sword* oh crud... *Looks up* uh... any chance I can give you some Bacon and we can call this off?
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((Yeah, even people who aren't into Star Wars know that.))
*points lightsaber at you.*
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Uuuhh... *Sweating*... please... Don't do this...
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(How about this turns out to be nightmare?)
*swings the killing blow at you*
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(Sure!)
*Wakes up screaming*
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Dan: Zzzzz *sounding somewhat like Darth Vader's breathing*
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Preston: *Heavy breathing*
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Jamie: What...what's goin on?
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Preston: It's nothing, just had a nightmare.
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Jamie: Do I even wanna know?
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Preston: Well, you are a star wars fan, right?
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Jamie: Yeah? But what's that gotta do with anything?
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Preston: Well, in my nightmare, Dan was a Sith, and he killed me.
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