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...Sven-Inge and Svetlana had tried to poison the Mad Monk Ras for ages now, they started off with poisoning his cakes with poison ivy... nothing happened except for him asking for the about the interesting new spice used to spicy up the cake...

Then they put Polonium excavated from the uranium caves in his tea...

smoke came from his ears and some of his beard caught on fire but his famously bad hygiene works as impregnation and fire-safety and only the tips where harmed...

Svetlana and Sven-Inge Almost lost hope, perhaps he is a magic user and cannot be killed, then Svetlana had an idea, she went to her orthodox personal clergyman and said, have you got holy water blessed and pure...

He Replied: Ma´am it is only reserved for the most holiest masses I am actually trying to save it for the return of our saviour´s return!

Then she replied: "well it is close to that now, give me the holy water or I will cut off your nuts and you will make a career among the Monks castrate-singers instead of in your church"

He reluctantly agreed to had her his save holy-water, but only after Svetlana had done half of her handy-work...

Now Svetlana and Sven-inge made a last attempt of assassination, the Monk had a meeting with some admirals from the Imperial Ice-Fleet planing the assault on their enemies!

He had a silver container where he kept water, since he had Sjgren´s syndrom he would always have a zip of icy water during meetings with loads of talking, now he reached for the Holy-spiked water...

He drank, Sven-Inge and Svetlana watched with anticipation a giddy bubbling feeling went trough bot royals bellies...

He drank, then he gulped it down and around him light vapour circled around his head, first he made a face out of uttermost disgust then his nasty evil twisted face got almost innocent and fragile, his eyes turned to a mild loving look from his usual squinting angry and hateful eyes that almost could kill by a gaze...

then he stated screaming: I am good, That is so bad... Oh nooo! what have I done? all the millions I have killed hurt, tortured, murdered...

Then he held his hand on his chest and twitched out of pain, he said: my heart it can´t take it, I have done so much evil, then he collapsed on the floor in front of his troops and navy admirals and the two queens doing their best to conceal their joy, by pretending to cry...

but in between the tears there was a silent winks among them, that said: Hey sister we did it, we killed that nasty thing!!!

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...Sven-Inge and Svetlana had tried to poison the Mad Monk Ras for ages now, they started off with poisoning his cakes with poison ivy... nothing happened except for him asking for the about the interesting new spice used to spicy up the cake...

Then they put Polonium excavated from the uranium caves in his tea...

smoke came from his ears and some of his beard caught on fire but his famously bad hygiene works as impregnation and fire-safety and only the tips where harmed...

Svetlana and Sven-Inge Almost lost hope, perhaps he is a magic user and cannot be killed, then Svetlana had an idea, she went to her orthodox personal clergyman and said, have you got holy water blessed and pure...

He Replied: Ma´am it is only reserved for the most holiest masses I am actually trying to save it for the return of our saviour´s return!

Then she replied: "well it is close to that now, give me the holy water or I will cut off your nuts and you will make a career among the Monks castrate-singers instead of in your church"

He reluctantly agreed to had her his save holy-water, but only after Svetlana had done half of her handy-work...

Now Svetlana and Sven-inge made a last attempt of assassination, the Monk had a meeting with some admirals from the Imperial Ice-Fleet planing the assault on their enemies!

He had a silver container where he kept water, since he had Sjgren´s syndrom he would always have a zip of icy water during meetings with loads of talking, now he reached for the Holy-spiked water...

He drank, Sven-Inge and Svetlana watched with anticipation a giddy bubbling feeling went trough bot royals bellies...

He drank, then he gulped it down and around him light vapour circled around his head, first he made a face out of uttermost disgust then his nasty evil twisted face got almost innocent and fragile, his eyes turned to a mild loving look from his usual squinting angry and hateful eyes that almost could kill by a gaze...

then he stated screaming: I am good, That is so bad... Oh nooo! what have I done? all the millions I have killed hurt, tortured, murdered...

Then he held his hand on his chest and twitched out of pain, he said: my heart it can´t take it, I have done so much evil, then he collapsed on the floor in front of his troops and navy admirals and the two queens doing their best to conceal their joy, by pretending to cry...

but in between the tears there was a silent winks among them, that said: Hey sister we did it, we killed that nasty thing!!!