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The Queen Esmeralda and her Price consort Albert was getting ready one early morning she was suppose to be the hoist of a diplomatic meeting in her palace and she wanted to rehears (actually to see if Albert was sober enough to make the diplomatic procedures without making a fool out of himself)

They where rehearsing in walking out of the palace front stairs... The queen did it with splendor, Albert had an hard time aiming at the big blurry bright opening that was the palace entrance, but managed to stagger down the stairs in some whobbling all over but managed to to predict where his random legs would land and actually managed to end up upright after the hard trial the stairs was!!!

when they both was standing in the dusty square the queen said:

- Now Albert, the two leaders of the forestmen will approach you and they will want toshake your hand, yes they are two, so you will not be seeing double, so if there are two of them shake both their hands, if there are four of them shake two of their hands, did you get that?

- But Mein Leibling, Mein Essy! I am not an infant, then I shall shake the hands of the kings from our alliance and the Emperor of the gooks too...

- Hey Albert, NO!!! No Ethnic slur, while addressing the foreign dignitaries, do you remember when you call the Nizam of Geneshabi a packy last time, it almost started a war and a fistfight... this is serious matter my loved Albert, not any random mingling at an inn or a pub!!!
...
What is this is that a guest arriving early? I hate when that happen!

- Nein Mein liebling it is the Sauber-mann the mage that you executed and another guy with a warlocks-hat...

- Oh He is alive, Who would have thought it, his tough ancient hide must have saved him yet again...

The chart with the two men gets pass through the gate and parks right up the palace stairs where The Queen and price are standing!

Esmeralda is the first one to open her mouth:

- Oh How Happy I am to see our most beloved mage! it was a mistake, to blow you up, you are pardoned!

- Hello Ma´am! Yes lets not hold any grudges on the past and start over, I am happy you blew me away, since I landed in the Wine-land a continent I have only read about in ancient books, there I met this guy, who was building a similar machine which we took back, he is from here by the way, isn´t the world small...

- Oh, My dear mage, I am so sorry about all the nasty things I did to you, but I was angry at your cruelty towards animals!!!

- Yes My lady, I understand that it can be hard for a woman to make hard decisions, it must be a lot of pressure on your simpler version of mind-maze you possess... I am back, can me and my new friend move in to the wizards tower again?

- Eh, Yes you are welcome to do that, but some stuff might be missing, since we thought you were dead we started to sell some of your stuff for charity, but don´t worry we only managed to empty the first room, there must be a million more in your nest...
But, please don´t ever make sexist comments about women having a smaller mind-maze...

- But it is true my Lady, I dug up, eh I mean I have made calculations based on weight...

- Yeah, Yeah, you old fool, glad to have you back, you can attend todays conference today, we have a big meeting here, the Emperor of the Easterlings is comming, and the other kings of the alliance and the Forstmen...
your can keep an eye on Alberts consumption and if he gets to drunk just report to the palace guard and they will knock him down and take him to the cellar...

...Albert would have objected but right now all of his energy was focused to stay upright and drink from his glass!

Description
The Queen Esmeralda and her Price consort Albert was getting ready one early morning she was suppose to be the hoist of a diplomatic meeting in her palace and she wanted to rehears (actually to see if Albert was sober enough to make the diplomatic procedures without making a fool out of himself)

They where rehearsing in walking out of the palace front stairs... The queen did it with splendor, Albert had an hard time aiming at the big blurry bright opening that was the palace entrance, but managed to stagger down the stairs in some whobbling all over but managed to to predict where his random legs would land and actually managed to end up upright after the hard trial the stairs was!!!

when they both was standing in the dusty square the queen said:

- Now Albert, the two leaders of the forestmen will approach you and they will want toshake your hand, yes they are two, so you will not be seeing double, so if there are two of them shake both their hands, if there are four of them shake two of their hands, did you get that?

- But Mein Leibling, Mein Essy! I am not an infant, then I shall shake the hands of the kings from our alliance and the Emperor of the gooks too...

- Hey Albert, NO!!! No Ethnic slur, while addressing the foreign dignitaries, do you remember when you call the Nizam of Geneshabi a packy last time, it almost started a war and a fistfight... this is serious matter my loved Albert, not any random mingling at an inn or a pub!!!
...
What is this is that a guest arriving early? I hate when that happen!

- Nein Mein liebling it is the Sauber-mann the mage that you executed and another guy with a warlocks-hat...

- Oh He is alive, Who would have thought it, his tough ancient hide must have saved him yet again...

The chart with the two men gets pass through the gate and parks right up the palace stairs where The Queen and price are standing!

Esmeralda is the first one to open her mouth:

- Oh How Happy I am to see our most beloved mage! it was a mistake, to blow you up, you are pardoned!

- Hello Ma´am! Yes lets not hold any grudges on the past and start over, I am happy you blew me away, since I landed in the Wine-land a continent I have only read about in ancient books, there I met this guy, who was building a similar machine which we took back, he is from here by the way, isn´t the world small...

- Oh, My dear mage, I am so sorry about all the nasty things I did to you, but I was angry at your cruelty towards animals!!!

- Yes My lady, I understand that it can be hard for a woman to make hard decisions, it must be a lot of pressure on your simpler version of mind-maze you possess... I am back, can me and my new friend move in to the wizards tower again?

- Eh, Yes you are welcome to do that, but some stuff might be missing, since we thought you were dead we started to sell some of your stuff for charity, but don´t worry we only managed to empty the first room, there must be a million more in your nest...
But, please don´t ever make sexist comments about women having a smaller mind-maze...

- But it is true my Lady, I dug up, eh I mean I have made calculations based on weight...

- Yeah, Yeah, you old fool, glad to have you back, you can attend todays conference today, we have a big meeting here, the Emperor of the Easterlings is comming, and the other kings of the alliance and the Forstmen...
your can keep an eye on Alberts consumption and if he gets to drunk just report to the palace guard and they will knock him down and take him to the cellar...

...Albert would have objected but right now all of his energy was focused to stay upright and drink from his glass!