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Danny0Dada0AFOL — Classic Space: Suer Pirates: Kidnapping of a feder
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deep down the dirty suers of the world-wide capital city of the federation many shady elements do their business, Here is a band of Pirates their rookie crewman Gothanella comes back with loot in the form of a sedated Federation pilot...- Captain, Captain, Gothanella and Sir Toby is back and it looks like they have got loot!
- Great Squid-face, Great! is it gold? money? weapons and arms?
- It looks like the have a sedated blue pilot from the federation... it will probably get us great ransom -money Captain?
The captain looses all color in his already pale suer-complexion skin... then he starts screaming like a possessed football hooligan on the brink of a nervous breakdown!
- Gothanella, what have you done? you have doomed us, we had such a row of luck we didn´t Encounter that "pink one" for two months now, now she will be down here looking for her, you have cursed us all lass! you can just as well prepare the chains and concrete blocks, I will rather end it my self than to go through that again, they!
- But Captain arren´t you overreacting a bit?
- Overreacting, ha, you poor old rookie of a cursed sea-hag, you know you are not safe either, she will take you as well the "pink One" doesn´t care if you are human, has tentacles or a female and or robot! she will take us all, and worse is that she let´s us all live... live as a scarred husk of a pirate, you won´t be able to sleep for months... I promise you I have been through it, Crew-girl you have killed us all, no not killed us, worse!
- So captain what shall I do with her? shall I give her another shot? she is starting to move again?
- No you stupid sea-bitch, you will take her back to where you found her, if we are lucky the missing crew-man alarm hasn´t sounded yet, then wake her up and be nice to her, do whatever she ask of you, gold, money anything, give it to her...
...and if you fail we will punish you in the harshest way...
- But Captain, I don´t find keelhauling is all that bad, I have Gills, remember? I am a mutant girl!
- well try gulping this water full of excrements from 300 billion different humanoids and at least as many bots! Now Girls, Hurry Back! waste no time talking...
- Ok Captain, still I think you are overreacting!
