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- Here are the power-crystals you requested for the nuclear waste, or wait half of the power crystals you demanded, the other half and the cannon will be yours when we know that the goods are as radioactive as you claim...

- Well if you only give us half of the crystals and no gun, we will only give you half of our radioactive waste..

- Well, well this is how it is to trade with the scum of the galaxy, how shall we solve this little dispute?

- Well you could run it through the Radio-meter systems in your science-bay it is either that or we have to test it on a living creature...

- Sure true, I could do that but the test would take several hours, we have no prisoners at the moment so we can´t try it on one of them... Hmm, I have an idea...

The Blacktron officer calls one of his troopers:

- Hey you there, B-20232 come over here and ingest some of this material...

- But Sir what if the pirates are not trying to double-cross us, then my guts will burn and disintegrate in a much horrid way and lead to my painful death...

- Solder we can spare you we have plenty of you, if you don´t do it you will get "the special treatment" that is more painful than some bellyache and a quick death and if you are lucky, these pirates are trying to pull our legs, the choice is your dear pawn...

- Ok, Sir, I´ll do it, but I will file a complaint to the the Sinister Union for evil-troopers if I survive... Ok, Here goes nothing!

The Soldier swallows a handful of the glowing stuff from the canister, a sec or two and then starts to glow like burning magma in his face and a quick jerky spasm and then falls to the floor dead as dead corpse...

The Blacktron officer smiles:

Shout out to one of his soldiers to reused the dead soldiers suit after a anti-rad cleaning then he turns to the Pirates shakes the captains clawed hand and says:

- I do love honest pirates, you are really few these days, please take you goods, all of it, it was a pleasure doing business with you...

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- Here are the power-crystals you requested for the nuclear waste, or wait half of the power crystals you demanded, the other half and the cannon will be yours when we know that the goods are as radioactive as you claim...

- Well if you only give us half of the crystals and no gun, we will only give you half of our radioactive waste..

- Well, well this is how it is to trade with the scum of the galaxy, how shall we solve this little dispute?

- Well you could run it through the Radio-meter systems in your science-bay it is either that or we have to test it on a living creature...

- Sure true, I could do that but the test would take several hours, we have no prisoners at the moment so we can´t try it on one of them... Hmm, I have an idea...

The Blacktron officer calls one of his troopers:

- Hey you there, B-20232 come over here and ingest some of this material...

- But Sir what if the pirates are not trying to double-cross us, then my guts will burn and disintegrate in a much horrid way and lead to my painful death...

- Solder we can spare you we have plenty of you, if you don´t do it you will get "the special treatment" that is more painful than some bellyache and a quick death and if you are lucky, these pirates are trying to pull our legs, the choice is your dear pawn...

- Ok, Sir, I´ll do it, but I will file a complaint to the the Sinister Union for evil-troopers if I survive... Ok, Here goes nothing!

The Soldier swallows a handful of the glowing stuff from the canister, a sec or two and then starts to glow like burning magma in his face and a quick jerky spasm and then falls to the floor dead as dead corpse...

The Blacktron officer smiles:

Shout out to one of his soldiers to reused the dead soldiers suit after a anti-rad cleaning then he turns to the Pirates shakes the captains clawed hand and says:

- I do love honest pirates, you are really few these days, please take you goods, all of it, it was a pleasure doing business with you...