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a one-man (or woman) shuttle land on a small runway inside a camouflaged Asteroid-base, He Name is Lola or actually it is Rita but as an exotic dancer she is known as Lola, She comes from the carbonated soda agency...

She is a professional, a champagne girl, she can move dance and she is one of the best payed in her business... still in her business the artist seldom gets the big dough, she stutters out of the cockpit ready to great her paying costumer...

Then her face turns from seductive to angry when she sees the group standing in front of her, she says:

- Hey Fools can´t you read?
it said, I didn´t dance for groups, how many are you four, plus that giant mecha in the corner, don´t you consider 4-5 a group?

...it also said No slimy or tentacloids, hey what do you consider those hanging from your ugly squidface? just elongated warts?

.... the ad also specifically said: NO Mechanoids, that rules out you there Bulb-face and your big giant cousin there in the corner....

...since you guys obviously didn´t read the ad, I will add one more complaint to the list. you both green ones you are amphibious, the ad was very clear on this point, Just pure males...

...I Will Leave at once, I will charge you for a full show and the petrol-money, don´t try any tricks, my agency has activated the micro-nuke it will go off, I am not Joking...

Bye, Bye Guys!
Please do read the ads next time you make an oder from my company!

Description
a one-man (or woman) shuttle land on a small runway inside a camouflaged Asteroid-base, He Name is Lola or actually it is Rita but as an exotic dancer she is known as Lola, She comes from the carbonated soda agency...

She is a professional, a champagne girl, she can move dance and she is one of the best payed in her business... still in her business the artist seldom gets the big dough, she stutters out of the cockpit ready to great her paying costumer...

Then her face turns from seductive to angry when she sees the group standing in front of her, she says:

- Hey Fools can´t you read?
it said, I didn´t dance for groups, how many are you four, plus that giant mecha in the corner, don´t you consider 4-5 a group?

...it also said No slimy or tentacloids, hey what do you consider those hanging from your ugly squidface? just elongated warts?

.... the ad also specifically said: NO Mechanoids, that rules out you there Bulb-face and your big giant cousin there in the corner....

...since you guys obviously didn´t read the ad, I will add one more complaint to the list. you both green ones you are amphibious, the ad was very clear on this point, Just pure males...

...I Will Leave at once, I will charge you for a full show and the petrol-money, don´t try any tricks, my agency has activated the micro-nuke it will go off, I am not Joking...

Bye, Bye Guys!
Please do read the ads next time you make an oder from my company!