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Description some robots break free of their former oppressors shackles, sometimes they form mini states in the Lower Levels of the capital planet often mimicking human society which is rather strange since the often claim to hate these Flechies culture...

Here are four service men captured in fighting the rebellion, now they are "in court"!

- (Robot Ballfit) Bzzz-Krrr-poing! Could all bots and humans stand up the Main Judge His revered holiness Judge Groin-bolt is entering the court...

- (Judge G-B) I... I am... I am here, I have, I haaaave I have my Audio-holes open may all the defendants, defendents, prostituters, Ballfit and Avocados sit again, I am Here...
I hereby start the.. the court!
Ballfit Please read the amusications on the Human scum!

- (Ballfit) Poing_Bzzz-Krr! these humans are accusated in the suspection of being Human Fleshies and therefor constitute a illegal subject to juridical law under the suspected crime of being human and therefor constitute a "crime agains humanity" According to Frederational Charter of the Robot republic of zone 234 Bh 22!

- (Judge) Lojjer do eh, you have... anythings to say to your clements defendification!

- (lajjer) Yes, I am pretty sure they are organics I saw one of them soil his suit I have also bespoken up on them and they all admit of being human which is a crime against Humanity and quite frankly a crime so horrible that they never ever must be forgiven...

- (Judge) Ok, we have heard their defending side, has the prostitutor have anything to say?

- (prostitutor) My Lord, I object!

- (judge) object to what? Speak forth revered honorable prostitutor!

- (Prostitutor) Ah, Wait my circuits got mixed up, I was speaking about last weeks court where I was a layyer!

- (Judge) Very well Prostitutor, this is a new court, please pay attention and speak now or be silent!

- (prostitutor) Ok, My honor, my lovely huge Judge! I will speak, I was thinking about a thing, where did the first human come from? who built them?

- (judge) Objection refused!
Now let the repulsive fleshiies talk in their own defense, Yellow Suilt Human start:

- (yellow suited human) I am Marissa and I am actually sympathetic to the robot emancipation cause...

(the Judge interrupts)

- (judge) silent Human scum, speak only when addressed, I will add 15 years to the sentence!
Now, blue suited human may you speak with your slimy organic tongue...

- (blue Suited Human) ...your honor I think this is a non functioning fake court, it is not based on any reality, I will not speak and give this banana-kangaroo fake court any credence I will remain silent in a protest!

- (judge) great speech tiny human, I eh, I really like it I will put a golden star in the corner of your case file...

To save time we will jump past the testeronies of the last two scum humans, I the almighty judge refuse to give black-suited human and the last one any speech in this technocratic court, I will skip right to the jury!
Jury have your saying in alphabetic order:

-  (Jury Member) I sentence them all to be remolded in to cyber-slaves to quarry coal in the mines  for eternity!

- (Judge) Oh, I though I was the one who where gonna put  the sentence, but since the jury member already has I agree to his sentence and add the Bonuses and punishment to the two individuals who earned them, since the Jury consisting of the Jury Member who just spoke gave them the punishment they deserve I will instead do what the jury should and thereby proclaim them guilty of being humans a horrible crime against all of humanity...

(Clomp) (clomp) a hammer-like gavel hits the judges kneecap
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