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Cray was a decisive little runt, when he heard about the ransom the nasty Fabu-borgs wanted for the life of his mum he told her bosses, no worries I will collect her for you, I am proud of my Mum she is the star-pilot of your fleet you need her to keep our company state of the capital planet of the federation safe... I will fix this small problem for you...

Over-Boss bonus-captain Smegheeed said: but be carful Cray the threatened us that if we made a free hostage mission they would cut of her trigger-finger and send it by Mutant-snail-mail to the company overlord!!!

Cray replied in his swift way: don´t be such a pussy-cat Captain cry-boy, that is why I shall do it and I will act on surprise...

...later on Cray was on his way, he went to a sleazy pub down the space docks next to the giga-tubes he got rejected by the bouncer because of being a minor... he made a ball-vice grip with his exo-suit and told the bouncer: Hey you think I am a baby, well would a baby be able to take a grip like this? he squeezed a bit in his "lower-thumb-screw" and he was in...

in The bar he encountered a local bounty hunter named Booby Fat one of the main Tri-Phone purge leaders a real bully, he slit his throat with a razor, drank his whiskey, picked up his pack of death-sticks and his Speeder keys... then he asked the Bar-tender bot about the nasty Fabu-Borgs whereabouts...

He stuttered, I don´t know but they are known to hang about at the party planet and said: please spare me, I have a bunch of baby-circuits at home!!!
...and so he did, then he jumped the ride and sparked the ignition, Vroom, Vroom, puff-puff-puff and he was riding among the dim light of distant stars, he put in the coordinates in to the main-puter for the party planet...

on his way, he was chased by some space pirates that he killed and some space-whale giga-creatures but nothing worth mentioning...

...at the party planet he bumped in to Irena, his mums best friend, offering services to anyone who could buy her a drink, Cray gently knocked her out and said: I really don´t know what mum sees in you, you are just pathetic, then he put her in the trunk of his speeder injected her with some anti-drunk enzymes and started combing the bars at the party planet for information...

about 25 vice-grips later he had the coordinates for the kidnapper gang, he let the sobering Irena out and said: Hey Hoe, grip around my exo-body-suit waist and hold on, we are going to light speed...

...Irena got Light-speeding sickness so the had to stop to let her puke since if she would have puked at light speed who galaxies could have been covered in her foul puke...

...anyhow now they were off again, Cray was planning on his micro-computer at which angel to smack in to the Nasty bands bunker and at what speed and then he did, warning Irena first...

...back in the Bunker the nasty half-beast was starting to torture Gray, then there was a mighty rumble and a crack, and a speeder broke through the walls like they were made out of brittle glass.... the speeder-bike stopped and off jumped two characters one dressed in pink who went to a corner to puke and one baby-like creature in an exo-suit... the Mutated cyborgs didn´t know what hit them...

let me summon it up shortly: Bam, Dakka, Dakka, smack, smack, book-boom. klappa, klappa, smack, krunch, brakket!! Snapp, Crack, bam-bam-bam. crunch...

on the floor there was a mixture of severed body-parts and broken robotics...

Cray dusted of his knuckleduster and said, Hi Mum, how are you? it is me, your son Cray, I am Wearing a human-baby mask because of the Anti-Tri-phone sentiment right now...

Miss Gray stuttered: Cray you know you father is dead...

Cray replied: Yes I know, it was a pity I never got to meet him, but I have another father figure that I have adopted, the Fish-Emperor he is such a wise old gay, did you know he was around in the middle ages way back and perhaps longer!!!

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Cray was a decisive little runt, when he heard about the ransom the nasty Fabu-borgs wanted for the life of his mum he told her bosses, no worries I will collect her for you, I am proud of my Mum she is the star-pilot of your fleet you need her to keep our company state of the capital planet of the federation safe... I will fix this small problem for you...

Over-Boss bonus-captain Smegheeed said: but be carful Cray the threatened us that if we made a free hostage mission they would cut of her trigger-finger and send it by Mutant-snail-mail to the company overlord!!!

Cray replied in his swift way: don´t be such a pussy-cat Captain cry-boy, that is why I shall do it and I will act on surprise...

...later on Cray was on his way, he went to a sleazy pub down the space docks next to the giga-tubes he got rejected by the bouncer because of being a minor... he made a ball-vice grip with his exo-suit and told the bouncer: Hey you think I am a baby, well would a baby be able to take a grip like this? he squeezed a bit in his "lower-thumb-screw" and he was in...

in The bar he encountered a local bounty hunter named Booby Fat one of the main Tri-Phone purge leaders a real bully, he slit his throat with a razor, drank his whiskey, picked up his pack of death-sticks and his Speeder keys... then he asked the Bar-tender bot about the nasty Fabu-Borgs whereabouts...

He stuttered, I don´t know but they are known to hang about at the party planet and said: please spare me, I have a bunch of baby-circuits at home!!!
...and so he did, then he jumped the ride and sparked the ignition, Vroom, Vroom, puff-puff-puff and he was riding among the dim light of distant stars, he put in the coordinates in to the main-puter for the party planet...

on his way, he was chased by some space pirates that he killed and some space-whale giga-creatures but nothing worth mentioning...

...at the party planet he bumped in to Irena, his mums best friend, offering services to anyone who could buy her a drink, Cray gently knocked her out and said: I really don´t know what mum sees in you, you are just pathetic, then he put her in the trunk of his speeder injected her with some anti-drunk enzymes and started combing the bars at the party planet for information...

about 25 vice-grips later he had the coordinates for the kidnapper gang, he let the sobering Irena out and said: Hey Hoe, grip around my exo-body-suit waist and hold on, we are going to light speed...

...Irena got Light-speeding sickness so the had to stop to let her puke since if she would have puked at light speed who galaxies could have been covered in her foul puke...

...anyhow now they were off again, Cray was planning on his micro-computer at which angel to smack in to the Nasty bands bunker and at what speed and then he did, warning Irena first...

...back in the Bunker the nasty half-beast was starting to torture Gray, then there was a mighty rumble and a crack, and a speeder broke through the walls like they were made out of brittle glass.... the speeder-bike stopped and off jumped two characters one dressed in pink who went to a corner to puke and one baby-like creature in an exo-suit... the Mutated cyborgs didn´t know what hit them...

let me summon it up shortly: Bam, Dakka, Dakka, smack, smack, book-boom. klappa, klappa, smack, krunch, brakket!! Snapp, Crack, bam-bam-bam. crunch...

on the floor there was a mixture of severed body-parts and broken robotics...

Cray dusted of his knuckleduster and said, Hi Mum, how are you? it is me, your son Cray, I am Wearing a human-baby mask because of the Anti-Tri-phone sentiment right now...

Miss Gray stuttered: Cray you know you father is dead...

Cray replied: Yes I know, it was a pity I never got to meet him, but I have another father figure that I have adopted, the Fish-Emperor he is such a wise old gay, did you know he was around in the middle ages way back and perhaps longer!!!