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Dannyman12 β Doge Valentine's Poem [3-way folded card]
Published: 2014-02-01 22:24:28 +0000 UTC; Views: 751; Favourites: 9; Downloads: 1
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But, mooom! All the cool kids are doing it! Naw, not really, but have a poem.
**UPDATE**
I figured since I can't sell it as a print, I'll sell it as a download so you can print it off! <3
The price is fair, just 10 points!
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Always what I've been thinking.
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Believe me, I don't even like Valentine's Day... But I guess I should try posting SOMETHING light hearted. >.<
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Yeah.... I'm not going to... cuz.. Its useless... its going to be another stupid lonely valintines day.. thats all I know...
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When Valentine's Day approaches I'll be reaching for the bottle of alcopop and downing it like it was whisky.
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I'll be eating ice cream out of the tub...
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Compare ice cream to a drink that's part alcohol...
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-_- I dont drink.... XD but still.. thats me.. eating sweets all day trying to find a boyfriend.... all day.................. everyday.............. shit.......
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Don't look for one. Let them look for you. This is coming from someone who lost belief in love. xD
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Yeah....... it'll all be girls tho...
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Quick question, so I'm certain:
Are you gay or bi? (Don't worry, I support gay rights. :3)
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GAYYYYY! XD *ahem* I'm gay..
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Alright, then. Well, you could wait for someone to find you and if they're gay too then that's a plus! :3
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I guess I can try to do that... I just hope that its someone nice... and not a jack ass who finds me and well you get my point I guess..
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Yeah, someone who understands you for who you are, not the other way around. I sometimes wish I find someone like that.
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My favorite -//w\\-
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Roses are red,
Weed is green
Your naked photos have been seen
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By perverted old men,
Oh, they had so much fun,
but I think she's pissed,
so run, bitch, run.
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My dad is a prick,
He always wants to touch me,
so now i live with a dick,
who always wants to drink tea
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So I went to a home,
which is heaven for some,
But to me it was a dome,
And the idea was dumb.
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Rooms were dark,
It wasn't much enjoyable,
They lied cause it wasn't like a park,
more like a old man's table
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I went to Uncle Ben,
Where his house was where I stayed,
But he was never seen again
After I pulled out the blade.
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Then i went to Uncle Bob,
Where he's house was crap,
But then i realized that he's a snob,
taking me into a trap.
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I began to doubt this Valentine's,
This lousy Hallmark day.
I've never had any good times,
I might just go away.
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To be a glimering light,
where the gods may accur,
The thing what is weakening sight,
I must very Paccur.
( dayum dis poem tho )
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I think I'll let this poem end,
Because it's been so long,
But thank your for offering to attend
So here, have a free thong.
(Ran out of ideas. xD)
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