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DanShive — Some Comic of Mine 008
Published: 2008-03-17 07:03:08 +0000 UTC; Views: 18860; Favourites: 93; Downloads: 254
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DES Comics FolderActually, DES Comics is supposed to do pretty much anything and everything I darn well feel like, but what Steve says is basically true. That doesn't mean I won't recklessly break that rule at the drop of a hat.
Dandave now looks more like me (and Kevin Smith) than before, though he will continue to have more hair than either of us. Besides, he's way too passive to have the same testosterone levels that would result in less hair. I wouldn't have bothered asking before handing over a twenty for a frikkin' magic wand, man! Heck, I would've handed over $40; always good to have a back up, and you never know when weird girls who sell wands will stop by later should a wand break.
For those who don't get Steve's shirt, think "Fishy Matrix".
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Heh, the wand saleswoman reminds me of hallowe'en Nanase
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Dang it, why can't any of the wand salesmen come to MY door? Just once it would nice to be offered magical powers. All I ever seem to get is carpet cleaners.
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It's funny... I have all the magic powers I could possibly need, but my carpets are just filthy.
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Doth I ever knowest what thou mean! Whilest skilled in myriad forms of both wotchcraft and window repair- I got my degree from The best School in all of the great NW: LogSnores! My ability just cannot seem to best that of my carpets... Ohhh! I KNEW I shold'nt have used that +28 Magic Defence Furcloth as a carpet! It would have looked much better as a blue anti-rain coat... Bah! And howe I doth ramble on! My point: Carpets should never be made out of magic resistant materials! Take that lesson to heart, my friends.
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Oh, sorry man. I didn't know that you had to deal with dirty carpets. Nobody should have to put up with the kinds of problems that brings. I hope your situation changes soon.
*hugs nearest rug shampooer*
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The second panel reminds me of a recent mini-storyline in Suburban Jungle. [link] It's a rebelion I tell ya! The comic characters are ploting to excape from their comics and take over the world!
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Why are you looking at me like that?
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Ah but the wand breaking could in itself be a source of endless entertainment.
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henh...
What is it with characters and breaking the fourth wall? and why don't they respond when I say "hi" to them?
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hmm strange my computer won't let me full view the comic so I can't read the captions.
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Try "Download"; DA has been iffy today.
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LOL ok can't get the wand oh well.
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That "Kevin Smith" comment is totally making me hear Dandave's voice as Number 21 from Venture Bros..
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I almost did a joke specifically about the episode that is likely making you think that, with Dandave asserting that a beard can, in fact, be a substitute for a jawline. But that was actually going to be in an entire comic devoted to "introducing" the beard, and this idea took over.
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I like this one better anyway. The passing reference is definitely the way to go. (And you could always go back and add an episode 007.5, if you really wanted to, anyway.)
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Looks like it only took eight comics to throw in some TG then.
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heck yeah! give em $20, and then just, you know, make another $20! That would SO rock.
by the way, I 
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I'm sure I know where 'Fishy Matrix' comes from, but I just can't remember.
I do know it would probably sell well if real shirts like that were printed, because everybody keeps saying it's cool; idea, Dan? ^_^
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(This is only an idea if Dan came up with the thing in the first place. But like I said... I can't remember ;_
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'Reshape reality' for only 19.95?! Thats like... the DEAL OF A LIFETIME.
I would have bought it. Poo on anyone who told me otherwise. *nods*
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Wow, I almost missed the final punchline. If it took me that long to notice a pair of breasts, then my libido must be pretty subdued these days.
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Eep. I can't believe I missed them, too. Where is my brain at? A Dan Shive comic, and I missed a TG joke.
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lol, and the pizza boy's looking at the like... "that's new..."
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Hooray for the return of the Fishy Matrix! ^_^
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I want pizza besides magic could happen in real life . look at all that happens around us.
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I love the "Speaking of which, don't break the fourth wall, jerk." line. Like its rude to refer to the medium you're set in. As opposed to thinking Dandave went nuts.
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In a roleplay, something came up about a "fisheh mafia" once.
It was weird. 8o
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You continue to amaze me Dan. 4th wall, you crack me
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... can't ... resist ...
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, FOURTH WALL BREAKS YOU! *shot*
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The things pizza boys have to live with. I wonder how often it is they have their genders changed on a delivery route.
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"Reshape reality to your whims", yeah she really stretch her imaginations turning the Pizza boy into Pizza Girl.
lol very funny
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Probably a good thing he didn't buy it. I mean, less than $20? That's damn cheap for a wand... probably something wrong with it.
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Dude, all the BEST magic items have things wrong with them.
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So you say, until you come across a "rod of disarming" and, rather than finding your target stripped of his weapons, you find your sleeves emptied.
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I knew that delivering pizza would get me in the end...
....luckily I was able to buy a wand for only $19.95!
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Hah, 'twas only a matter of time before the obligatory genderbending found its way into this comic too, wasn't it?
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