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So, I had a couple close friends asking me if I could post up an image of myself, because they were curious about what I looked like *cough* Deeth *cough*. So, I've finally decided to post an image of myself up for all your pleasure. That is right, I am a cat.

I'm sure none of you suspected this, as my writing skills surpass what many humans are capable of, but it is true, I am of feline origins (why else would I spam the emoticon so much?). Do not pay any mind to my minion, Kneecap, in the background. He is merely ensuring my magnificence is visible to all, by comparing me to him, the lowest of lifeforms.

I'm sure this revelation has opened your eyes and given you insight to my life and my work, and has answered all the questions of my life you may have. So please, do bask in my radiance for a little longer, before moving on in your dull, insignificant lives. It might give you insight into the workings of the universe itself.

Ps. Despite being a cat, I do enjoy chocolate (which is poisonous to my kind), but what is life without a little danger?

Description
So, I had a couple close friends asking me if I could post up an image of myself, because they were curious about what I looked like *cough* Deeth *cough*. So, I've finally decided to post an image of myself up for all your pleasure. That is right, I am a cat.

I'm sure none of you suspected this, as my writing skills surpass what many humans are capable of, but it is true, I am of feline origins (why else would I spam the emoticon so much?). Do not pay any mind to my minion, Kneecap, in the background. He is merely ensuring my magnificence is visible to all, by comparing me to him, the lowest of lifeforms.

I'm sure this revelation has opened your eyes and given you insight to my life and my work, and has answered all the questions of my life you may have. So please, do bask in my radiance for a little longer, before moving on in your dull, insignificant lives. It might give you insight into the workings of the universe itself.

Ps. Despite being a cat, I do enjoy chocolate (which is poisonous to my kind), but what is life without a little danger?