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Published: 2013-07-01 21:41:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 1861; Favourites: 28; Downloads: 1
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In which Shub-Niggurath is being the most chillaxed step-mom evar!!!
But honestly, out of all her kids/step-kids, Wilbur's the only one with a nose, so he should've seen it coming. 
(Here I use the idea that Shub-Niggurath and Yog-Sothoth are mates. Then again, people have paired Shubby with Hastur, with Yig, and even with Azathoth, I think. She seems to be very popular with the guys. You go, girl!)
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and I were having a laugh at Wilbur's expense and then this happened.
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Well all outer gods are kind of related and yet ... this doesn't seem to be a problem for old shubby
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Not unless Wilbur is sterile like most hybrids. 
Okay, seriously, when are we finally gonna summon Lovecrafts spirit and ask him all these vitally important questions?
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Yes and no. Being sterile or genderless does not prevent... hentai sort of things
On helloween? XD
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That would depend on whether Shubby dabbles in hentai for hentai's sake or strictly for breeding.
Also, ew! Don't spoil my cute headcanon.
Also, Twin and Wilbur had very different bodies, so maybe Twin was capable of breeding, and Wilbur wasn't - though Wilbur says in his diary that he 'may be transfigured' later, after the Earth's been cleared.
Or on Lovecraft's birthday. We can lure him with cake.
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Try ice cream, he really likes ice cream.
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Ice cream cake. And spaghetti before that.
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And that is how the game is won.ย
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She seems to be going ' Oh you cute little thing!'
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Exactly!
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... your step-mom calls you 'larva'?
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Aw, that's cute!~ What kind of cub though?
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Just the word that means 'young one' than a specific animal. 'mlรกฤa'
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I adore moms like that.
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I've always been called a bunch of cutesy names by my family - 'baby chick', 'baby snail', 'sunshine', 'darling', 'Grandma's little one' (that's how I can translate them, at least)...
And at work, where I'm the youngest, I'm being called 'little girlie' by the chambermaids. And the funny thing is, I started calling them 'little girlies' in retaliation, and now that's what we're calling each other.
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Haha, seems you're a close community!
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The chambermaids like me because, unlike my colleague, I don't think of myself as their boss.
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It's hard to do so when they're older even if you wanted to.
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There are nasty people with low self-esteem in all age groups.
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You would be a good boss.
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Nah, I'd be horrible - I can't bring myself to order people around, and I have the worst temper tantrums.
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Then paper orders would have to suffice...
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Passive-aggressive notes.
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