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It was the day when Kurt learned his first words
On the first picture, you can see Azazel's tongue. It was my accidental mistake, but his expression looks hilarious - that's why I decided to keep it 
His son has just learned to talk, but he doesn't care
Kurt saw Raven using her shapeshifting ability before, and at first he was confused - even scared. But Raven never shapeshifted into Azazel for Kurt till this moment. ...Too much confusion for his brain!
1. - Курт, это твой папа!
2. - Папа!
3. - ...А твоя мама - тоже твой папа!..
4. *МОЗГ ПЕРЕГРУЖЕН*
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Well, Raven WAS supposed to be Kurt's father, at first.
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I didn't know it
Now I've found this fact at wikia "...Mystique as his father with Destiny as his mother."
...Azazel's story was very strange, but that story would be super strange
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Yup, Mystie knocked Destie up.
I have an even stranger idea. Let's say that Zaz knocked Mystie up. However, she wasn't too keen on spending the following 9 months having mood swings and throwing up in the morning, so she assumed a male form and passed the foetus on to Destiny. Weird enough
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...Super weird
Mystique's shapeshifting abilities are fantastic, but such way of fetus transfer would be impossible from biological point of view.
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Ah, but if she did it before the zygote (I apologize for using the wrong name before) attached itself (or should I say HIMself, since we know it's going to be Kurt) to her, she could do it. It would have to happen within a span of 3 days, but she is a quick one, in more ways than one
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Your ideas sound a bit like In Vitro Fertilization, but I doubt that it would be possible to transfer zygote like this... Also, Destiny already has her own egg cell, so I don't know if her organism would successfully accept additional one
Maybe Mystique could transfer Azazel's genetic material ( while it was still in "gamete" condition) to Destiny. ...Now I wish I could ask her creator about it
However, many unreal and weird things are possible in X-men universe, so your idea actually could be another interesting plot twist
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It is like in vitro fertilization, with Mystique acting as the petri dish.
It is quite possible for women to accept genetic material from other women, since that's how surrogacy works (pretty much what Destiny has to do in this scenario).
Yes, Mystique COULD also just pass Zaz's jizz on, but she'd have to it even quicker, since sperm tends to only be viable for a couple of days.
I'm sure Chris Claremont has a very sexy explanation for it all
And, yeah, stranger pregnancies have happened in fiction.
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I wasn't questioning surrogacy - I just couldn't form a question properly in English 
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Even if a woman has her own active eggs during the implantation, they are not fertilized, and won't develop into an embryo, so her uterus will (usually) accept an already formed embryo, since it can not tell the difference between her own and someone else's fertilized egg cells. I hope this clears things up.
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