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Published: 2006-08-01 02:58:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 121; Favourites: 2; Downloads: 1
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Description I got these sweet, sweet sharpies that are thin and have a different tip on each end.
And then I used a bit of one to draw midget Spidey... I have no idea why and I don't even like it much. I guess I'm only adding it to my gallery because, some day, if I was ever being held hostage by some midgets who despised normal people and were going to kill me, I could say 'Hey, wait...just settle down there, fella! Look here, on the internet! I drew Spider-man as a...little person, so why would you want to kill me? I'm not like those other midget-bashin' giants! Honest!', and then the midgets will say " Oh, I see...It's nice to see our people being represented in art, there's not enough...Hey! You called it 'Midget Spidey'! Don't you know that term's offensive?", and I'd say " No, wait..!", but it would be too late, because the midgets would've viciously killed me already. But at least this picture bought me like 5 more minutes...
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Comments: 12

RapunzelSummer [2006-08-14 11:57:53 +0000 UTC]

I love this! The thought of a midget Spiderman flying around is too hard to resist. I like small people. I love Spiderman. You've captured both, I say.

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DarkCrypt In reply to RapunzelSummer [2006-08-15 06:32:08 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, that WOULD be great, wouldn't it.... A midget Spiderman....
Eerily fun to watch....

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RapunzelSummer In reply to DarkCrypt [2006-08-18 02:31:29 +0000 UTC]

For sure! But it would be fun too.

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JAC9 [2006-08-04 18:14:27 +0000 UTC]

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I have no proper crit. I think I just really, REALLY needed that laugh. I've been all serious as of late.... ... ... +fav!

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SecondhandSmiles [2006-08-02 00:36:09 +0000 UTC]

Lollercaust at the description. XD
You and spidey've been spending too much time with Mary Jane.

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DarkCrypt In reply to SecondhandSmiles [2006-08-02 06:09:10 +0000 UTC]

'Too much' time with Mary Jane?
...
My friend, there is no such thing. In Spiderman 2, he quit being Spiderman for a while, just for Mary Jane... And a similiar event occured in my life, when I decided not to watch tv, and instead smoke doobies and draw.

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SecondhandSmiles In reply to DarkCrypt [2006-08-02 21:25:03 +0000 UTC]

Smoke doobies in a spiderman costume?

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DarkCrypt In reply to SecondhandSmiles [2006-08-03 05:59:15 +0000 UTC]

No. Unfortunately I don't have a Spider Man suit. God,I wish I did. But no, I only have a Batman mask, and costume that fit me when I was like 9. Pretty sure it's too small now.
Man, I wish I had a monkey!

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SecondhandSmiles In reply to DarkCrypt [2006-08-03 06:12:44 +0000 UTC]

Me too!

not really

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DarkCrypt In reply to SecondhandSmiles [2006-08-03 06:19:29 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, monkeys seem good in theory...but I could see them not being so great. What with diapers, and mischief.... Monkeys can be pretty mischievous...

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SecondhandSmiles In reply to DarkCrypt [2006-08-03 06:23:29 +0000 UTC]

yeah having poo flung at you doesn't sound too fun.

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DemonicBunnyComics [2006-08-01 04:07:56 +0000 UTC]

rofl

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