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DarkJar001 β€” The Vow Between a Jar and a Table

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Published: 2016-02-03 04:41:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 367; Favourites: 5; Downloads: 1
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Description Yes, I did get married with Ms. Table.
What? You think I'm not good enough for her?
WELL I TRY TO BE!!!

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Comments: 60

DarkJar001 In reply to ??? [2016-02-28 11:26:49 +0000 UTC]

Maybe, maybe.

#EpicForshadowing , #ShamelessHashtags

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Kedata In reply to DarkJar001 [2016-02-29 00:36:44 +0000 UTC]

Wait a second, if that's true, then couldn't you two have children?! What pieces of furniture would they be??? (The wonders of science, everyone...)

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DarkJar001 In reply to Kedata [2016-03-01 05:13:37 +0000 UTC]

WE ARE NOT TALKING OF SUCH A TOPIC YOU F**KING PERVERT!!!

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Kedata In reply to DarkJar001 [2016-03-01 18:01:33 +0000 UTC]

What are you talking about? I'm naturally just a curious person-- this is just for research purposes! Curiosity is one of my greater strengths, I'll have you know!
*face of pure innocence*
(But honestly, if I did sincerely anger you, I apologize for the comment... )

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DarkJar001 In reply to Kedata [2016-03-02 00:06:44 +0000 UTC]

*stares suspiciously* Really.

(Nah, you didn't. Truth be told, it's a future plot thing sooo... yeah.)

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Kedata In reply to DarkJar001 [2016-03-02 01:04:17 +0000 UTC]

*face of pure innocence is maintained*
Really! You could even ask Satori!
(Oh, ok. It's hard to detect sarcasm/seriousness/emotions from text at times...)

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DarkJar001 In reply to Kedata [2016-03-02 23:34:23 +0000 UTC]

...Fine, I'll believe you. For now.

(Nah, it's okay.)

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DarkJar001 [2016-02-08 03:52:19 +0000 UTC]

Eh?
You were?
Where? I don't think I did...

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Okuu-chan-Reiuji [2016-02-07 08:33:21 +0000 UTC]

Okay...I got mentioned... I can't see it

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DarkJar001 In reply to Okuu-chan-Reiuji [2016-02-08 03:52:58 +0000 UTC]

Eh? You did? Where?

I don't think I did...

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Okuu-chan-Reiuji In reply to DarkJar001 [2016-02-08 06:27:52 +0000 UTC]

It was in a comment by someone else. I found it. Great comic btw!

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DarkJar001 In reply to Okuu-chan-Reiuji [2016-02-08 07:02:25 +0000 UTC]

Thanks you for your blessing, Kami-sama!

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Okuu-chan-Reiuji In reply to DarkJar001 [2016-02-08 16:37:00 +0000 UTC]

I like your attitude! You will have a good year!

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DarkJar001 In reply to Okuu-chan-Reiuji [2016-02-09 00:01:21 +0000 UTC]

HURRAY!!! FREE TABLES FOR ALL!!!

...But this is mine. shoo! shoo! *hugs Table*

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Okuu-chan-Reiuji In reply to DarkJar001 [2016-02-09 06:25:04 +0000 UTC]

I know what it's like to be married. The table is completely yours

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Artistgirl77 [2016-02-03 23:55:31 +0000 UTC]

Lol oh no I got flipped! ( use this dna next time k? Because I see 2 mistakes on my character...Β Lola: 3.39:lola:100:94:250:286:170:111:0:1:68:0:104:2D0000)

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DarkJar001 In reply to Artistgirl77 [2016-02-04 00:36:56 +0000 UTC]

Um actually, I did that on purpose since... um... well... IT'S A WEDDING!!!

Yeah, sorry for that...

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Artistgirl77 In reply to DarkJar001 [2016-02-04 11:41:25 +0000 UTC]

It's ok! By the way this was my first tableflip that I got on deviantart!

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DarkJar001 In reply to Artistgirl77 [2016-02-04 23:51:15 +0000 UTC]

Phew~

Nice to take your first time!

.........What the-

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Artistgirl77 In reply to DarkJar001 [2016-02-06 00:42:12 +0000 UTC]

What do you mean "What the-"???

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DarkJar001 In reply to Artistgirl77 [2016-02-06 01:36:38 +0000 UTC]

...I just realize how weird that sentence was.

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Artistgirl77 In reply to DarkJar001 [2016-02-06 01:57:05 +0000 UTC]

Oh....

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illuminatitriforce [2016-02-03 20:33:19 +0000 UTC]

if WSW becomes a religion, I will be a priest just to do this!

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bouteilledeau1 In reply to illuminatitriforce [2016-02-06 14:07:32 +0000 UTC]

PRAISE THE WALFAS-STATION-WAGONISM!!!

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illuminatitriforce In reply to bouteilledeau1 [2016-02-06 14:34:41 +0000 UTC]

who'll be it's god?

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bouteilledeau1 In reply to illuminatitriforce [2016-02-06 22:18:52 +0000 UTC]

Of course!

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illuminatitriforce In reply to bouteilledeau1 [2016-02-06 22:19:46 +0000 UTC]

well, pastafarianism got recognized as a religion so, why not?!

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zephyr016 In reply to illuminatitriforce [2016-02-06 18:35:24 +0000 UTC]



TAKE. YOUR. PICK.

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Okuu-chan-Reiuji In reply to zephyr016 [2016-02-07 08:34:56 +0000 UTC]

Nevermind...I found it. I AM A GOD OF COURSE XD

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zephyr016 In reply to Okuu-chan-Reiuji [2016-02-07 15:59:54 +0000 UTC]

ALL BOW DOWN TO THE UNYU!!!

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Okuu-chan-Reiuji In reply to zephyr016 [2016-02-07 16:28:02 +0000 UTC]

YES! 8D

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illuminatitriforce In reply to zephyr016 [2016-02-06 19:09:32 +0000 UTC]

what about reimu? or wsw members?

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zephyr016 In reply to illuminatitriforce [2016-02-06 20:20:03 +0000 UTC]

Actually, there is only one god... ALL HAIL

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illuminatitriforce In reply to zephyr016 [2016-02-06 20:23:31 +0000 UTC]

bien!

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DarkJar001 In reply to illuminatitriforce [2016-02-03 23:35:16 +0000 UTC]

Then we might do a another marriage!
...Wait, how many times can you legally marry someone?

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illuminatitriforce In reply to DarkJar001 [2016-02-03 23:42:54 +0000 UTC]

as many as you want! polygamy is legal here!

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DarkJar001 In reply to illuminatitriforce [2016-02-04 00:32:20 +0000 UTC]

I DON'T MEAN THAT!!!
I MEAN MARRYING THE SAME PERSON OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!

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illuminatitriforce In reply to DarkJar001 [2016-02-04 00:33:33 +0000 UTC]

as many times as you are willing to get divorced!

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DarkJar001 In reply to illuminatitriforce [2016-02-04 09:38:11 +0000 UTC]

I'M NOT GETTING DIVORCED!!!

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illuminatitriforce In reply to DarkJar001 [2016-02-04 23:32:07 +0000 UTC]

for even an hour? or you could renew your vows?

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DarkJar001 In reply to illuminatitriforce [2016-02-04 23:45:05 +0000 UTC]

...Actually, that doesn't sound like a bad idea.

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LostRey [2016-02-03 12:06:10 +0000 UTC]

Well, congratulations! Β 

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DarkJar001 In reply to LostRey [2016-02-03 23:35:25 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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aquariusKitten [2016-02-03 07:30:26 +0000 UTC]

I saw the first post.

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DarkJar001 In reply to aquariusKitten [2016-02-03 23:35:36 +0000 UTC]

YOU SAW NOTHING!!!

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aquariusKitten In reply to DarkJar001 [2016-02-04 02:44:17 +0000 UTC]

I saw the huge blank space. xD

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nightmare7234 [2016-02-03 04:55:02 +0000 UTC]

Vanitus: *gaps it away* MISSED! XD

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DarkJar001 In reply to nightmare7234 [2016-02-03 05:35:07 +0000 UTC]

...MY WIFE!!!
HOW COULD YOU!?

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nightmare7234 In reply to DarkJar001 [2016-02-03 05:42:24 +0000 UTC]

*gaps her back ....AT YOU!* XD

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DarkJar001 In reply to nightmare7234 [2016-02-03 05:48:41 +0000 UTC]

My love! *gets hit on the head*

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