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Published: 2016-07-02 21:05:57 +0000 UTC; Views: 985; Favourites: 12; Downloads: 1
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Just a little doodle of Lana in awe at T.K.'s bitchin' whip. As a bonus, you all can witness my car prowess.Might make this an future fanfic where Lana stowed away in T.K.'s car and they both participate in a street race.
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Lincoln (Or "Linky Dinks" since becoming a rapper) : *listening to some sick ass beats when he approaches Lana and TK* What's the sitches bitches?
Lana: *sarcastically* Oh great! It's Linky Dinks.Β
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T.K.: Well, the "stich" is that I'm showing Lana my brand new F5 Plus. The other "stich" is you really need to stop talking like cause it's giving me chest pains
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Lincoln: Haters gonna hate.
Lana: So Lincoln. You still in love with the coco?
(he did that music video in the Loud House universe)
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Lincoln: Yeah, cuz! With all this coke, I'm Nino!
T.K.: (clutching his chest in mock pain) Ugh, it's starting! (He turns to Lana) So, chica. Now that you becoming an adult, you may need to start driving. How about driving the F5 around the neighborhood for practice?
(Figures, with the white hair and all.)
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Lincoln: I wanted to invite y'all to my rap gig. Y' know what I'm sayin'?
Lana: What? *after hearing this* You? A gig? *trying not to laugh*Β
(lol! That is perfect)
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T.K.: Ew, but this got me curious. I'm going for moral support. Moral support meaning seeing how long you can go before they run you off the stage.
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Lincoln: You just wait cause tonight, I'll be rappin, I'll be flappin, I'll be slappin, I'll be crappin.
Lana: *In tears laughing* You gotta be kidding me.
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T.K.: Ok, Linky...Dinks. Go ahead and get ready. By the way, is the rest of the fam coming too?
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Linky Dinks: Yeah!
Lana: *To TK* I can only see how this will end.
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T.K.: Probably in a terrible, horrific ball of fire.Β
(Later that day at sunset. T.K. and the girls were at the stadium. Linky Dinks reserved them front row seats.)
T.K.: (flips over a row of seat onto a empty seat) I still can't believe people listen to him. I love him and all, but Jesus!
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Luna: I tried to be supportive when he gained his music interest but I didn't think it would turn to this. Half of his songs don't make any sense.
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T.K.: Right? The only other rappers doesn't make any sense are Yung Sailboat, and Tiny AK Horizon. They are musical sins to the game!
Lana: (stuffing her face with nachos) Yeah, they're pretty trash, but these nachos are good!
Lori: Especially Sailboat. He literally looks and sounds like a socially awkward person in his interviews.Β
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Luan: I know right?Β
Lynn: I'm surprised Lincoln lasted as long as he did.
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T.K.: I blame the youth nowadays; they don't know good music if it kicked them in the nuts or cooch. No offense, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, and Lily.
(The lights dimmed as Lincoln stepped on stage. An extravagant show of fireworks caused the room to fill with smoke.)
(I would imagine Lincoln being voiced by Josh Keaton, if they do a time skip epi. Dunno why.)
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(Lol! That would be amazing)
Lincoln: WHAT'S THE SITCHES BITCHES!!!!!!
*audiance cheers*
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(Yep. That's how my mind works)
(T.K. and the girls sans Lisa cast uneasy looks to each other. Lisa, on the other hand, got comfy with her seat and closed her eyes)
Lisa: And the tomfoolery begins. Please wake when this is over, sibling units.
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Lori: I literally can't wait to see how he screws this up.
Linky Dinks: I know there was a little delay but I had business to attend to. I was *bursts into this song: www.youtube.com/watch?app=desk⦠causing the whole stadium to applaud*
(Same here. Clyde is also up there with him as MC: Cookie Crisp. He has a whole rap group called "It Broke Itself")
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T.K.: (falls out of the seat in mock pain) Oh, Baby Jesus! It's starting again, y'all.
Leni: (hops out of her seat to help T.K. in real worry) Tee Kee! Are you ok! (she began to push down on his chest forcefully.) Don't go into the darkness!
T.K.: Wait, Leni! I was faking!
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Luna: *Furious* I can feel my IQ lowering from this.
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Lucy: I never thought that this was possible. I feel even more depressed from witnessing this. ...Sweet.
Lynn: It like a locomotive filled with newborn babies, newborn puppies, and nuclear waste that is crashing into a orphanage.
Lucy (turns to Lynn) Nice simile.
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*The song ends and there is a massive applause*
Luna: I can't believe people like this.
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T.K.: Like I said, blame the youth. Now, if we're quick we could sneak out.
(He stood up and began to sneak out.)
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*Luna tires to do the same*
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(Not watching where he's going, T.K. stumbles and knocks a big guy's drink down.)
T.K.: Whoops, sorry...about...that...cuz.
(The big guy stands up, glaring at T.K. with all of his hatred.)
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Luna: What happened?
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T.K.: Long story short, I spilled someone's drink. Now, I think he's going crucify me.
Big guy: (High pitched voice) Hey, man! What the fuck!? I spent my hard earned money to watch this, and then your dumbass comes and spills my drink! You about catch dis fade cuz!
(T.K. takes one good look at Luna before busts out laughing; the volume rivaling Lincoln's musicΒ
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*Lincoln is performing CoCo and people are starting to get annoyed by the laughing*
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T.K.: Oh my god! You really had me going there, bruh! Luna, get a load of this dude.
Luna: T, I wouldn't if I was you, dude.
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Lori: What's going on?
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T.K.: Lori, oh my god! Get a LOAD of 'Tiny' Tim!
(The big guy grabbed T.K. by his shirt collar, and raised his fist.)
Big Guy: You asked for it, bitch!
T.K.: Do you really want to-
WHACK!
(The uppercut sent him flying across the stadium. He crashed against the wall and slid down.)
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*It captured everyone's attention*Β
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(T.K. slowly got up with a dark look. He cracked his knuckles.)
T.K.: Clear the way! Bashful Testicles over there is going down!
Loud Sisters: Uh oh.
(The crowd quickly parted as T.K. charged towards the big guy. Using a seat as spring, T.K. sprung into the air and nailed the big guy with a serious Superman Punch. The big guy fell to the ground as T.K. mounted him. T.K. headbutted him three time before backhanding him with a slap. T.K. then gave one huge kick to the big guy's groin.)
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*There is applause as Linky Dinks finishes CoCo*
Linky Dinks: Looks like Goku's still whoopin'.
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(As T.K. raised his foot, the girls suddenly pulled him away.)
T.K.: The hell!? Let go of me, damn it! I ain't fuckin' finished wit 'em!
Luna: Dude, cool it!
Leni: Tee Kee, stop! He's had enough!
Lana: Yeah, T!
Lola: It isn't worth going to jail for, T.K.!
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Lincoln: *rappin this:Β www.youtube.com/watch?app=deskβ¦
Luan: Lola's right.
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(With a groan, T.K. raised his arms, letting the girls know that he's calm. They all let go of him.)
T.K.: Fine. Hey, Bashful! Don't let me catch you in these streets! Anywho, what now?
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Luan: As much as this isn't my cup of tea. We should at least try to be supportive to Lincoln.
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(T.K. rubbed his temple with a defeated sigh)
T.K.: Joker's right. We might try not to flake on Lincoln and sit through this. Even if it pisses some of us off.
(He casts a knowing glance to Luna.)
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Luna: Fine! *groans annoyed*Β
(I was thinking that this is not canon but just a rediculous thing)
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(Meh, we gotta break character sometimes.)
(The brother and sisters sat through Lincoln's...concert. At one point, T.K. himself almost fell asleep until he was shaken by Lori.)
Lori: Just because Lisa is sleeping through this doesn't mean you have to either.Β
T.K.: (squints his eyes) Then wake Lisa up! Duh!
(Lori rolled her eyes as she woke Lisa up.)
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*Someone comes on stage and looks furious*
?????: You call yourself Linky Dinks? *grabs a mircophone* I fuckin being you down to size.
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Lana and Lola: What the?! Who's that?
T.K.: I dunno, but he or she is about to go in on Lincoln. We need to do something!
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*A massive VS sign lights up with Lincoln and the other rapper (Super Hot Fire) are displayed below the sign on a screen. SHF's crew comes on the stage*
Luna: It's Super Hot Fire. Very few have ever beaten him in a rap battle.
Super Hot Fire: First! I wanna say I'm not a rapper.
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(Duuuuuude! You somethin' else! LMAO! I'm dying!)
T.K.: Bruhs, Lincoln does not stand a snowball's chance in hell against him.
Lynn: (tilts her head confusingly) Wait, who's Supa Hot Fire?
(The other girls also voice their curiousity as well.)
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(lol! It had to be done)
Supa Hot Fire: I broke up with my ex girl. Here's her number. *gives Lincoln a piece of folded paper that he reads silently* PHYQUE!!! THAT'S THE WRONG NUMBER!!!!! *Everyone in the audience is freaking out going "OHHHHHHH"
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T.K.: He basically a dude that went viral from his rap battles with his own style of rapping. (cupping his hands around his mouth) LINCOLN, HEED MY ADVICE: GIVE UP! FIRE WILL CHEW YOU UP AND SPIT OUT IN PURE DISRESPECT!Β
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Supa Hot Fire: I'm not a rapper. I'm not a rapper.
Lincoln: The fuck is this?
Supa Hot Fire: Sweet dollar tea from McDonalds, I drink that. Supa Hot Fire, I spit that. Two and a Half Men, I watch that.Β
Everyone: OHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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Hella Nice ride! I'm all up for a street race sketch! 
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