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Published: 2008-02-11 22:49:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 2537; Favourites: 8; Downloads: 181
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Nitros is the god of darkness, and he's very powerful, some call him King Nitros, some call him Dark Master Nitros, and others call him dumbass.... asshat... ignoramus... yeah.. well he is, XD. Here we see him after he punched through a tree, and well.. the way it splintered on the other side he got his arm stuck.. if he just knew not to make a fist he could probably slide his hand out... lol.Related content
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tailstoast200 In reply to DarkmasterN [2012-06-24 18:55:52 +0000 UTC]
i dont know sorry i was just confused becasue my i was given a link to that page
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DarkmasterN In reply to tailstoast200 [2012-06-25 11:23:23 +0000 UTC]
... wait wat. Someone gave you a link to the page or you found one somewhere? XD
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thepichudude In reply to DarkmasterN [2011-08-19 10:39:31 +0000 UTC]
next thing you know he'll be looking for sand and creepers to make tnt
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Trinity-Fate [2010-06-15 03:10:56 +0000 UTC]
Even if Nitros isn't enjoying it, I bet the tree is...*looks at the title*
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DarkmasterN In reply to Trinity-Fate [2010-06-15 06:52:20 +0000 UTC]
LMAO! Apparently trees like it rough!
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NFXtreme0992 In reply to DarkmasterN [2010-06-14 11:20:53 +0000 UTC]
Lol indeed. He must pull harder.
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primus-z [2009-04-16 02:26:11 +0000 UTC]
me:i told you not to punch the tree or youl be sorry....il come back later to get you out....if i remember..
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daimondstrike [2008-02-16 05:47:12 +0000 UTC]
...mmm, for some reason, i have an overwhelming urge to call Nitros a monkey...well, it's better then calling him a dumass, that's for sure!
Trace laughed at Nitros mockingly, obviously enjoying himself immensely. "You have anger management issues, you dumass! oh, and be careful, i think that that eagle up there's about to drop its load..." he points up at an eagle on a higher branch of the tree looking like it's going to...well, you know...on Nitros head.
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DarkmasterN In reply to daimondstrike [2008-02-21 22:53:03 +0000 UTC]
Nitros goes to make a remark but instead looks a little freaked out about the Eagle above him "G-go away! Fly home Big bird fly home!!" he yells flailing.
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daimondstrike In reply to DarkmasterN [2008-02-23 05:08:58 +0000 UTC]
Trace looked away quietly trying not to laugh as the bird did its business, leaving something white on Nitros head before flapping off cawing. "Hmmm...letting birds poop on you...you have some weird hobbies Nit!" Trace said with a laugh as he shortened Nitros name to something that sounded utterly ridiculous.
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DarkmasterN In reply to daimondstrike [2008-03-04 02:56:40 +0000 UTC]
"Damn bird! I'm a eat ya later!! And what the hell is a goddamn nit!?" he asked looking around again hoping it wasn't some sort of large bird hoping to poop on him again.
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daimondstrike In reply to DarkmasterN [2008-03-05 22:38:30 +0000 UTC]
Trace couldn't help but laugh as he pointed up at a huge tiger perched on the tree over Nitros head, with wings like an eagles on its back. "That's a Nit, Nitros! Better be careful...it looks like it's been having stomach problems lately..." he laughed devilishly as it raised its tail.
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daimondstrike In reply to daimondstrike [2008-03-22 18:00:45 +0000 UTC]
Trace sighed in disappointment as the tiger thing flapped away. "Man, i was hoping you'd say something funnier...anyway, need a little help getting free of that tree?" he asked, suddenly smiling helpfully.
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DarkmasterN In reply to daimondstrike [2008-03-22 06:07:52 +0000 UTC]
"Jesus christ!? why the hell does Tony the goddamn tiger decide to crap here!?!?!"
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daimondstrike In reply to DarkmasterN [2008-03-22 18:01:00 +0000 UTC]
Trace sighed in disappointment as the tiger thing flapped away. "Man, i was hoping you'd say something funnier...anyway, need a little help getting free of that tree?" he asked, suddenly smiling helpfully.
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DarkmasterN In reply to daimondstrike [2008-04-02 22:57:04 +0000 UTC]
"Yes I do!! and I only do funny stuff when I wanna... do...I forgot what I'm sayin..." he says. "Oh, yeah, lemme out!"
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daimondstrike In reply to DarkmasterN [2008-04-05 02:37:58 +0000 UTC]
Trace poked and tapped the tree a couple of times lazily, just to get on Nitros nerves before he actually pulled out a huge axe and thudded it halfway through the tree almost severing Nitros arm. "Nah, i don't think i can cut you out, sorry." he shrugged apologetically the axe placed so that Nitros hand would be stuck no matter what he tried.
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DarkmasterN In reply to daimondstrike [2008-04-07 21:31:15 +0000 UTC]
"....I hate you.." He said angerly as he pulled on the tree again, digging into the ground as he pulled, trying to uproot the tree.
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xXxLilGreenViperxXx In reply to Huzzus [2008-02-15 18:33:20 +0000 UTC]
lolz you gpunched a bucket and got your hand stuck on the other side?! ROFL ^_^
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Huzzus In reply to xXxLilGreenViperxXx [2008-02-17 18:00:24 +0000 UTC]
Ya, those cheap aluminum buckets.
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tenlaius [2008-02-13 15:34:23 +0000 UTC]
(lol..silly nitros)
Ten walks by with some ice-cream, and blinks,"I had a sudden urge to quote a old cereal commercial from Earth..that, or take a picture to show others..but I have ice-cream, so I will be nice..for now."
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DarkmasterN In reply to tenlaius [2008-02-21 22:41:34 +0000 UTC]
Nitros flails his free arm. "Nooooo! Ice cream!!"
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tenlaius In reply to DarkmasterN [2008-02-21 23:20:36 +0000 UTC]
Tenlaius blinked, then walked just out of his arm's reach,"ya want it that bad huh?"
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DarkmasterN In reply to tenlaius [2008-03-04 03:20:39 +0000 UTC]
"Ice cream, good!!" he said icking his lips, reaching more and more, hard enough that the tree actually started to pull with him.
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tenlaius In reply to DarkmasterN [2008-03-04 15:35:23 +0000 UTC]
Tenlaius smiled, and put it down two inches from him,"Their ya go, almost their maybe.." He sat down leaning against another tree, pulling out a camera and recording it..maybe others will get a laugh
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DarkmasterN In reply to tenlaius [2008-03-22 06:16:34 +0000 UTC]
Nitros glared at the ice cream and started running, digging up the ground he stood on and causing him to slowly make a hole underneath himself as he tried to grab hold of the ice cream. He finally reached it, and as soon as he did the tree completely uprooted and fell on top of him.
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tenlaius In reply to DarkmasterN [2008-03-22 22:55:22 +0000 UTC]
Tenlaius blinked,"Ok..that almost worked like expected.." He put walked away a bit, and watched,"Man..did you bother to consider just burning the whole tree off your arm?"
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DarkmasterN In reply to tenlaius [2008-03-23 03:13:23 +0000 UTC]
A muffled "God damnit!" yelled angerly from underneath, indicating that he hadn't.
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tenlaius In reply to DarkmasterN [2008-03-25 14:31:44 +0000 UTC]
Tenlaius chuckled, saying,"Silly Nitros.." He then said,"If ya want..I could check for a chainsaw or something.." he grinned,"You would have to keep reaallllly still though."
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DarkmasterN In reply to tenlaius [2008-04-02 22:47:35 +0000 UTC]
"Ok, I'm the king of still, I don't move for nothi-hey a peanut!!" he says as he starts flailing his arm and legs wildly.
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tenlaius In reply to DarkmasterN [2008-04-03 01:16:10 +0000 UTC]
Tenlaius comes back with the chainsaw, and a pair of safetly googles..and a first aid kit. He grins as he starts it up and say,"OK, ya ready?!"
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DarkmasterN In reply to tenlaius [2008-04-07 21:52:10 +0000 UTC]
He stops flailing and goes stiff. "...yes..."
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tenlaius In reply to DarkmasterN [2008-04-08 23:53:59 +0000 UTC]
Tenlaius goes to work hacking at the tree, and eventually Nitros is free. He tosses the chainsaw away, and says,"Damn..I honestly didn't expect that to work."
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