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This was just a little something I drew months ago while I was coming up with different ideas for a game theme thing I was doing and I dropped it. Ive had this sitting around since and thought Id submit it ^_^Related content
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I love your artwork, especially your Spy vs Spy pictures! I've been an admirer of yours for years, but never could get a message to you, because I'm really stupid when it comes to computers. I'm a huge fan of Spy vs Spy (Like THAT'S anything new!) and I really love your pornographic pictures of the Spies! The gay ones too! Even though I don't personally think the Spies are gay I still feel that's really up to the individual fans-if a fan thinks they're gay, then they're gay for that person. And if a fan thinks they're heterosexual then they're heterosexual for that person. They're freaking imaginary, they can be whatever we want them to be! I do some drawing myself (Though I'm not nearly as good as you) and I've drawn a number
of pornographic pictures and comic stories of the Spies, but I've never posted any because, like I said, I'm too stupid to figure out how. I've got the hots for the Spies, and I'm glad to see I'm not the only one! I love to sew and make dolls and animals, and I've made myself a trio of Spy dolls each about 15 inches tall-The Black Spy, The White Spy, and The Grey Lady Spy-and all three of them are "anatomically correct"! Yup! They all got EVERYTHING they need down there that defines them as male or female! Including pubes! The Black Spy and The White Spy are my buddies (Even though they hate each other!) and I take them with me wherever I go-with their clothes on, of course!-to work, to parties, to shows, shopping,-everywhere! They bicker and fight all the time, but when it gets to be too much I step in and say, "All right boys! THAT'S ENOUGH!! I don't want to hear any more!" They usually behave after that! And of course when we get home the clothes come off-ALL the way off! I would have a bigger collection of Spy vs Spy material if I only had more money. I wish I could get the recognition you do, but I guess I'm just not good enough to be a Spy fan. I've even written my own Spy vs Spy live action movie script-yeah, I'm aware of all the internet hype about an upcoming Spy vs Spy movie-I've been tracking it for over 10 years, and I've got articles dating back to 1999 that talk about a Spy vs Spy movie in the works, and I also know about the hype about Ron Howard directing such a movie. Will it ever come to fruition? We'll see. All I can say is whatever they come up with, my script is better! It's rated R and it's got all the things that make a movie great! It's got sex-plenty of sex scenes with the Spies! (Heterosexual scenes, that is, but also some hilarious jokes about gay sex!) It's got nudity-The first time we see The Black Spy he's stark naked! And plenty of naked females too! It's got swearing-The Spies drop F bombs like every third word! And that's not counting all the other language they use! It's got drugs, drinking and gambling! But best of all-it's got 1960's and 70's Bubblegum Music! Yeah! We get to hear The Archies, The Ohio Express, The 1910 Fruitgum Company, The Monkees, Tommy Roe, The Sweet, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Who, Oliver, Alan Jackson, The Emotions, Carly Simon, CCW, The Steve Miller Band, Roger Miller, Simon and Garfunkle, The Grass Roots, Neil Diamond, and plenty of other favorites of mine in this R-rated Spy vs Spy live action film of mine! Yeah, okay, so it's not ALL Bubblegum Music, but a lot of it is! I've even made up a "soundtrack" using all the songs and music in the script! But enough about me, let's talk about me! No seriously, how long have you been drawing? How long have you been drawing The Spies? Do you draw professionally? Sorry about this huge wall, I just have so much to say! Thanks for all your hard work, and keep it up-especially the porno Spy pictures! Heh! Heh!
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That's metal as hell that you have those plushies with everything. 
That movie sounds wicked sweet too! Love those bands, man. 
I am very much attracted to Black Spy and Siniestro. C:
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Wow! Thanks a lot! I've posted a more complete synopsis of "Spy vs Spy-The Movie Caper" on my journal, including a character synopsis. Check it out if you wish! I'd actually recommend reading the character synopsis first, because there are a number of characters in the movie other than the Spies, some of whom are "new". There's The Lady Grey Spy, whom I've named "Mae" after Mae West, whom in my humble opinion was the sexiest woman in history. She could be fully clothed, yet knock a man dead with one bat of an eyelash! If that's not sexy, nothing is! I've also added the Spies' wives Gertrude Black and Mabel White (Guess who's married to which Spy! That should be an easy one!), and the Spies' kids, April and Georgie Jr. (Black Spy) and June and Sammy Jr. (White Spy). Then there's also the Spies' families, a raggle-taggle bunch of idiots-The White Spy's 2 brothers and 2 sisters, The Black Spy's brother, The White Spy's aunt, The Black Spy's uncle and cousin, The White Spy's nephew, The Black Spy's niece, The White Spy's Mother-in-law and Father-in-law, The Black Spy's Maternal Grandmother and Paternal Grandfather and The Black Spy's Sister-in-law and Brother-in-law-all of which are constantly feuding with each other! Then there's Eugene, a spaced-out, annoying, nerdy, but lovable extremely wealthy hippie who looks and dresses like he just stepped out of 1968! He "befriends" the Spies and helps them on their mission. And Eugene's wife ditsy but lovable hippie wife Dora! And then, of course, there's the villains, namely an evil organization called I.P.G., which stands for "Icky-Poo Guys"! They want to blow up the world and take over the Universe-pretty standard plot. Founder Eustace Martin along with his dim-witted cousins Lester and Farley run the organization. I've also taken the liberty of giving the Spies names-The White Spy's name is Samuel Gregory White and The Black Spy's name is George Daniel Black. The Black Spy hates his names "George" and "Daniel" and all their variants, and The White Spy hates to be referred to as a "spy" when talking about his job. He doesn't mind being called "The White Spy" but if you ask him about his job he'll growl, "Don't ever call me a "spy"! I'm an Intelligence Agent! Call me a "spy" and I'll knock your fuckin' teeth out! Spies are low-down, foul-mouthed, filthy, sleazy dirty motherfuckers with no class, like The Black Spy here, but I've got fuckin' class, and I hardly use any fuckin' foul language, so I'm a fuckin' Intelligence Agent!" Yeah! Ironic! He likes to pretend he's got class, but in truth he's just as low-down, foul-mouthed and sleazy as The Black Spy! So the plushies that you have-are they the little ones that MAD put out in 2000? I have two sets of those, and I love them too! The "anatomically correct" ones I was talking about-I made them myself. They're each about 15 inches tall. Hope to hear more from you soon! Read my synopsis in my journal! (The full script that I wrote in my documents is ALOT LONGER! Believe me! It's about 200 pages long and took me about 10 years to write! And I'm still constantly changing it!) Write a comment or two about it! I love comments, positive or negative! Thanks for posting me a comment!
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Interesting! Dem sexy Spies and Sini GOTTA have a movie, man. Aw man~
Mae West is cool! "Goin To Town!" My middle name is Mae. (:
I have a four-foot tall Black Spy plush that I made bout three years ago, and I have the lil seven-incher Blackie from MAD, too.
I had the Whitey but I ended up ripping his head off and burning him in my friends' dads' grill. I REALLY hated Whitey when I was younger. |D
I'll tryn check out your synopsis sometime but life is craaazy busy but awesome right now, ya know? Heh.
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Thanks again! The Black Spy's my favorite too, but I also love The White Spy because, let's face it, they're "partners"! Where would one be without the other! So how did you make this big plush Black Spy? Is he "anatomically correct" or do his clothes stay on? Just curious!
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True dat! I defholes don't hate Whitey as much as I used to, but he still sucks. |D
I used old shirts, a table cloth, felt, stuff like that and just sewed heem by hand! (: Cardboard for his hat and feet.
Unfortunately no haha, I just wanted to finish him so I made his clothes his body. If I make another plush, any plush, I'll totally make them naked and clothing takeoffable. Depends on who I'm making to make dicks n shit thoeaw. I don't need to for sexual reasons anymore. And if I make a Kyle plush, there's nooooo effin way I'm putting parts on him! Though I will burffle his belly all the time hehe~ <3
Are you sexually attracted to the Spies? (: Dey be the sexiest toons evah!
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Just out of curiosity, have you ever had the privilege of meeting Prohias, Kuper, or any of the MAD staff? I never have, and I would just love too! I'll bet you have met some of them. and got their autographs too! See, the thing is I've always wanted to think of myself as a "special" Spy vs Spy fan, a dream, that I'm sure you have too! In other words, not just an ordinary fan, but someone who really stands out in a crowd, someone who is really dedicated to the Spies, and you strike me a as being such a fan! My problem is that I don't always have the money to buy the "Spy vs Spy" merchandise-all I can do is just make my own. I do have a few things that I am proud of-one is a hand drawn autographed picture of The Black Spy that Peter Kuper did for me, that came with a handwritten, autographed note in which he thanked me for all my years of support! I also have hand written, autographed notes from Dave Manak, (Who illustrated "Spy vs Spy" for a while, as you know), and one from one of MAD's former editors, but I forgot which one! I also have a couple of rejection slips from MAD's offices with MAD's letterhead, and I wouldn't give any of them up for the world!
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I wiiiissh! I was three when Prohias died. :c I woulda loved to meet him though, oh man~ That'd be awesome to meet Kuper, Manak, Edwing, Clarke, etc! You strike me as being quite the rockin fan as well. C: Specially with those autographs and drawings, flippin sweet! We're both supes dedicated fans of dem Spies, yo. 
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Call me crazy, but yeah! I'm totally turned on sexually by both Spies! Can't help it! I've always had sexual attractions to imaginary characters! No, not every single imaginary character in the world, just the ones I develop a fetish for, and for the past 14 years it's been the Spies. How that happened I don't know, nor do I really care-it just did, and I love it! I love South Park too, but not like I love the Spies. I take it Kyle's your favorite! He's a great character! If I had a South Park favorite, I guess it would be Stan, because he seems to be (in my opinion) the most level-headed and rational of the bunch. I find I'm not the only one who's got sexual attractions for the Spies-the internet's loaded with fan pics of the Spies and other cartoon characters naked and doing sexual things! You oughta check out some of DarkPenguin's gay pics of the Spies and Sini on Queer/co/Promotions and Rule 34! Yep, I'm weird and proud of it! By the way, could you send me another couple of copies of your last two letters? I think I accidentally erased them off my page. Thanks!
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Naw dude, not crazy at all. |D Though I'm not as turned on by them as I was at 16, I still totally am and prolly will be for a long time yet. Even if I have a boyfraan heh. He actually looks like Sini and I call him Sini, so there ya go haha. I've loved cartoon dudes for as long as I can remember, and sexually attracted to them since...age 11? Bout that. Prohias's dudes are definitely my longest-standing loves too~
Fuckin looooove South Park and Kie-yull!
Ohh yeah meng, I was all over the internet's Spy drawings as a teen, and I have that Queer page favorited even today. 
Sure, I can note ya them, but I don't think you erased them. When you reply to a comment, the message disappears. It's still in the "Checkers" comments, though!
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Thanks again for replying! I've been completely hooked on the Spies about 1979, although I've always loved their strips ever since I was a kid in the 1970's. Although there was a time for about 4 years (Around 1973-1977) when I was scared of MAD Magazine, if you can believe that! I didn't understand their dark humor and didn't like their caricatures, especially Alfred E. Neuman. I thought he was creepy! Now I think he's cute!-But not as cute as the Spies, of course! I was a little turned off by the Spies too, at the time, because of their crazy noses which made them look like birds, of course, and I couldn't figure out just WHAT they were, and it creeped me out! Now I figure they're just a couple of crazy humans with strange-looking noses, probably caused by a couple of mutated genes somewhere in their families' histories-at least that's what Eugene figures in my Spy vs Spy movie! You see, he and his wife Dora both have long pointed noses just like the Spies, as did their parents, as do the Spies' wives, and their kids, and everyone in both of their families, even though the Spies aren't related to each other or to Eugene or Dora! Weird, huh? Well, that's my explanation for their noses! I have friends, some of whom are boys, some girls, but I've never had a close relationship with anyone-
I'm not shy or anything, I just call myself a "true loner" because while some "loners" in actuality crave companionship, I'm perfectly happy being by myself-just me, my Spies, my imagination, myself and I! I've never been married, and it's not likely that I ever will get married, and I like it that way!
What eppies of South Park are your favs? I love the one when the Mormon kid moved into the neighborhood, and the whole episode was about the history of the Mormons! I also loved the one when Cartman tried to get into the Special Olympics by faking a handicap because he thought he could beat any of those kids, only to find out that disabled or not, these kids are athletes and could beat him in a minute! I also love the one when the gang went to see Mel Gibson's "The Passion of the Christ", and all had different reactions to it. Thanks again for replying!
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Aweeesooooome. You lived through the BEST decades. : D Hahaha that's funny that you were scared of MAD and the Spies! I was a liiiiittle freaked out by them when I first saw them as a toddler on MadTV in the 90's. I was mostly fascinated by them though, it was like no toon I had ever seen before! The monochrome, that coolass tune that always played, the pantomime, and I loved their noses haha. I wondered if they were birds or anteaters. |D Either way, I loved em! I really wish I could remember who won in that episode and what happened...when I get the episodes hopefully I can remembah! Their noses are one of the reasons I love em so much; no one else had noses like them heh, and it's jusso sexy! If they had been drawn in the way Prohias draws regular guys, like salesmen and the like, I wouldn't find em as attractive. |3
Hah, that explanation makes sense to me! I'm a lot the same. (: I have several super close friends that I love to death, but none are weird like me. None love cartoons even remotely close to how much I do haha. I could live a perfectly happy life with myself and my imagination, in the woods and away from civilization, but a life with a lover is even better! I'll never stop being crazy old me, no matter who comes along~ Hell yeah! As long as you're happy, what else matters?
Those eppies are jawesome! 
Anytime! Thanks for replying yourself! c:
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(in awe of the bad-ass and sexy attitude from both guys)
Dude! I will never look at checkers in the same way again...
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I luuuuv the looks they're giving each other. They must be off duty, and thinkin' about other things to do...(this pic reminds me much of Sienestro and Black eyeing each other up...rawr.)
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Checkers is very suitable. It's also very fun.
=^..^=~
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AWESOME!!
I don't believe I've mentioned it before, but I love Blacks sideburns.
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Thank you dear... BTW Ive read the second part to your fiction I just couldnt think of a comment to make at the time. Ill have to go back and read it again and give it some love. But I found it very enjoyable. I think you should do more ^_^
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*victory dance*
The third part's up too! One more chapter and it'll be compleat!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
*cough*....yeah. Anyways....
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