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Wander Over Yonder - Emperor AwesomeWELL...I have no excuse, except that after the latest leak on tumblr of the episode "Epic Quest" made me feel...inspired.
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OMG I think my ice cream is about to melt at the sight of this gorgeous shark guy
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It happens when you're around a sexy specimen like him, i'm afraid. can't be helped.
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bara bara bara barA BARA BARA BARA BARA BARA BARA SHAARRRRRRK
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I am all about bara anything. But Awesome works it. Awww yeeeah.
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Best of all? Not even exaggerated. That's the show's bulge going on. Just...Oh yeah, he works it.
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Soooo good, considering he has that double-dong ye.
Grop damn, what a hunk thO
fucking shark's gonna get me into bara g'AAH
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I...really hope he does, actually. Yes. That is most certainly a thing I hope he has.
Just except the muscly goodness. Accept it. Become one with it. Take it all in, and fangirl like crazy.
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iT'S WreCK IT rALPH ALL OVER AGAIN
HnnG! tIA STAHP... but i... no..... no yes.. yES.. n-YES YES OK!!
double-dong is canon, no nothing omf. caUSE SHARKS HAVE 2 dICKS and they GAVE HIM tHat bULGE for a reASON!
sharK anatomy nOW, Tia! SHARK MUSCLES AND DONG
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Ralph was also good with the muscles, yes. <3 Mmmhmm. You have good fangirl tastes. <3
You know, many animals have two ding-dongs. It's kinda cool. That said. HEH. One can only imagine what his bedroom life is like~
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Why do you think he has 'Hands' for minions...
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D'aahh I tend to be a bit inconsistant with my 'obsessions'
I'm making a list of them as we speak
Oooohhhohohohohohoooo my.. Awesome, you dawwwg..
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Totes all the oils, bro. You, like, totally gotta look fine on a dime, just in case babes are 'round, ya know?
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"Oooooh baby, I've got a bone for you.....and I'm cartilaginous.*pervert smile*"
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LOL. That...shouldn't have made me actually sit here and try and figure out if Awesome actually WOULD be made out of cartilage like sharks. You know, considering the fact his species has to support land travel as well, he might have a bone structure closer to a cetacean or other marine mammals. Though, i am putting WAY too much thought into this, when I know you're just trying to make a boner joke. LOL.
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Considering he's physiologically 100% human from the shoulders down, I'd say his skull
is made of cartilage and the rest is made of bone.
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It's possible! Why not? Humans are made up of both. No reason why he couldn't be made up of multiple things--heck, maybe even materials we can't even fathom!
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But... he only has a shark head not the rest of him!
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I meant more in the fact that whales/matinees and so on are made to support both buoyancy and gravity. For example, human bones actually have a lot of trouble in places like space because without gravity we start to become more brittle. So I imagine human-esque bones would have trouble in a place like Awesome's planet...if they live underwater-- like my headcanon is. But obviously they can also breathe above land, which makes me make more of a connection to aquatic mammals.
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