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Darth-Longinus — How I met your Avatar
Published: 2009-12-28 15:38:09 +0000 UTC; Views: 11475; Favourites: 126; Downloads: 54
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I imagine this situation after watch James Cameron's Avatar. Barney Stinson is the master (and Avatar's general is my new idol) xDEDIT: OMG! I was wrong! I thought Colonel Quaritch was a General! OK, I hope I change that mistake tonight
Dedicated to all HIMYM fans
PD: SPOILER FROM JAMES CAMERON'S AVATAR:
That movie is a fake: it's impossible to kill Colonel Quaritch with two f*ckin' arrows!!! xD
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Awww... I'm pleased/saddened to say this was my reaction.
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Colonel Quaritch is my role model! The freak who fell in love white the blue chick must be A FURRY!
Colonel Quaritch should of killed and ate the na'vis, then the world would be a better placer
......... I would happily help him!
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Er... mm... what the... ME TOO!
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MWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH! NO MORE BLUE MONKEYS!
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Indeed, Quaritch has poison for breakfast... XD
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I agree with Stinson.
Quaritch was the most impressive character in the whole movie.
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You know what you are saying
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haha!!! this is AWESOME!
I love Barney's crying about how cruel they were for Terminator XD
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Because you know it's true, it was cuel xD
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avatar sucked Quaritch should've killed all the na'vis and eaten their children
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Quaritch says: "Challenge accepted!" xD
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You know, Barney have a heart. Nobody knows where, but I think he have one...
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Of course he does.
He just doesn't cry. He just pushes out all emotion in the form of sex.
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Hahaha, that's it! Barney is LEgen... wait for it... dary! xD
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Thanks!
PS: I'm late to answer, I know, but... better late than never!
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The na'vi really started to rub the the wrong way during the movie, and by the end battle, i was fully rooting for Colonel 'extreme bad-ass' Quaritch.
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A new recruit!
Quaritch is our leader! xD
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Why are they so surprised. He cries all teh time. XD
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I have a feeling Darth-Longinus is talking about your signature. 
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Here is the explanation (from 6x05 episode): [link]
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What?!!!
OMGWTFBBQ! Buy one! xD
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Ok. *goes out and buys one.*
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You did the right... er... thing.
Suit up, because tonight will be legen... wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant 'cause the second half of that word is... dary!
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Your right!! Its been proven by science that Quaritch is totally indestructable and the best character in that film.
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No one can defeat Quaritch. Even a bunch of Terminators, Depredators and Aliens is doomed against Him
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yeah especially when he has a giant robot with a giant combat knife. I mean even poison gas is useless against him.
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Quaritsch is not dead. He will return in Avatar-2. I promise
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Wow, I used to think I was the only one to have Colonel Quaritch as his favourite caracter. Hoping to take revenge on those too grown smurfs ASAP.
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Hell yeah! Bastards oversized smurfts! Where is Gargamel when you need him? xD
Well, it's good to know I'm not alone
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Two arrows the size of medieval ballista dipped in paralyzing neurotoxins, to be precise.
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Yes, that would tend to do the trick. I can't say I was sad to see him go.
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The arrows were also coated with a neuro-toxin and one of them went into his heart.
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But... even with the neuro-toxin colonel Quaritch knows that the heart is overstimated.
You knw, nobody can beat Quaritch because is a illegitimate son of... Chuck Norris! xD
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lol
i wont lie the first word to come out of my mouth "...bastard."
barney, ur such weird (though undeniably awesome) guy
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Colonel Quaritch...BEST MOVIE VILLAIN OF 2009...AND I DEFINITELY AGREE WITH YOU...DAMN NEYTIRI!!! sob sob
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Another Quaritch's fan! Damn oversized smurfs...
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