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DarthFar — Bullets, NOT Bandages

Published: 2009-02-12 09:47:56 +0000 UTC; Views: 5212; Favourites: 47; Downloads: 89
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Description Am I ever going to draw anything besides crappy L4D fanart again? Umm. I'll get back to you on that one...

Because and I are still at war. This is a retaliation to this: [link] , which was a response to this: [link] , which was in reply to this: [link] , and which was probably started by this: [link]

Ask WraithTen about gaming with me, and she'll probably tell you I'm bossy as hell, and that on any given night she'll hear the phrase, "Go get your medpack!" at least a half-dozen times. Well...

Sometimes... when a horde hits from out of nowhere, WraithTen gets confused and tries to shoot zombies with her medpack. It's quite funny watching her crouched on the ground, holding out the dang thing in front of her as if it could shoot pills and bandages or something. Not to mention I get a kick out of telling her, "You've got your medpack out again..."


[runs away]

The background is a mattepainting based on one of my vacation photos. This is not to say that Indonesia is swarming with zombies...

Zoey is WraithTen.
Louis is me.
Left4Dead is the property of Valve.
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Comments: 62

foudroyant [2009-03-06 06:23:58 +0000 UTC]

"It's quite funny watching her crouched on the ground, holding out the dang thing in front of her as if it could shoot pills and bandages or something."

!!!

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DarthFar In reply to foudroyant [2009-03-06 09:18:10 +0000 UTC]

You have no idea.

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Celestial4ever [2009-02-18 01:43:45 +0000 UTC]

This is exactly why I chicken out of the game so easily

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DarthFar In reply to Celestial4ever [2009-02-18 02:18:19 +0000 UTC]

Oh, you've played it, have you? Join us sometime. That is, if you don't mind occasionally getting buckshots in your back.

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Celestial4ever In reply to DarthFar [2009-02-18 03:10:22 +0000 UTC]

*twitch* I don't mind the buckshots, but it's the swarming hordes and the inability to do anything when I have the wrong 'weapon' @.@ plus, zombies give me nightmares... Awesome game though

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DarthFar In reply to Celestial4ever [2009-02-19 03:12:51 +0000 UTC]

You just wait until you play the game on Expert! Seriously, you don't know the meaning of "swarming hordes" until they start pouring out of every corner of a building, and each of them does 20 damage per hit...

I tell you, the AI director is evil.

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Celestial4ever In reply to DarthFar [2009-02-19 16:39:41 +0000 UTC]

In that case, my friend, you can never find me touching that game ever T_T (ba-cawk!)

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FracturedReality [2009-02-16 00:35:15 +0000 UTC]

You two are so entertaining. Keep up the war!

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DarthFar In reply to FracturedReality [2009-03-02 14:04:42 +0000 UTC]

Will do.

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psychoticdustbunny [2009-02-15 21:24:49 +0000 UTC]

You have to admire a woman who thinks ahead. You must admit, after you get shot in the back, a medpack will come in handy.

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DarthFar In reply to psychoticdustbunny [2009-02-19 03:23:22 +0000 UTC]

I do NOT want to live through a zombiepocalypse with you, Bunny.

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psychoticdustbunny In reply to DarthFar [2009-02-19 13:56:59 +0000 UTC]

Again, who was making reference to the game?




Besides, I am just a cute litte pink fluffy bunny. If I were you I would run.

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Tatooine92 [2009-02-15 20:15:57 +0000 UTC]

Okay, I need to quit laughing before my chewing gum goes down my windpipe...

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DarthFar In reply to Tatooine92 [2009-03-02 14:05:23 +0000 UTC]

Chewing gum and my pictures probably don't go too well together.

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Tatooine92 In reply to DarthFar [2009-03-04 12:39:05 +0000 UTC]

Probably not!

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Svera [2009-02-14 13:08:49 +0000 UTC]

Keep your war going on, it's so funny for us

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DarthFar In reply to Svera [2009-03-02 14:06:25 +0000 UTC]

And fun for me!

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Svera In reply to DarthFar [2009-03-02 19:42:46 +0000 UTC]

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JonShot [2009-02-13 23:44:38 +0000 UTC]

Well but you can bash with madpack which s ver yfun to do or with gas canister

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NoIdeaWhyISmile [2009-02-12 20:09:41 +0000 UTC]

At least its amusing.

And your art is not crappy. Its far better than mine will ever be! So there.

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DarthFar In reply to NoIdeaWhyISmile [2009-02-19 03:22:50 +0000 UTC]

Thank you. I aim to amuse!

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NoIdeaWhyISmile In reply to DarthFar [2009-02-20 06:09:43 +0000 UTC]

yay amusement!

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PrincessJaden [2009-02-12 17:55:35 +0000 UTC]

Sounds like you two have way too much fun with this game. I've tried it, but I'll confess that it's not quite so fun if you don't have a buddy that's steadily willing (and available) to play with you.

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DarthFar In reply to PrincessJaden [2009-02-19 03:22:15 +0000 UTC]

Way too much fun indeed! And yeah, there isn't very much incentive to keep playing the game unless you have real partners to play with instead of the damn bots. Who are actually very good partners, until you get to the finale on Expert.

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WraithTen [2009-02-12 13:30:39 +0000 UTC]

Stop making me laugh at myself! I like the glow you put around the characters, especially the yellow one around you signifying that you're *down*.

Since I'm going on vacation I have two weeks to figure out my revenge on you for this, you big jerk!

The only reason I can think of for still playing with someone who bosses me around all the time is that I'm just *that* desperate for a partner.

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DarthFar In reply to WraithTen [2009-02-19 03:21:16 +0000 UTC]

What can I say? I delight in poking fun at people. Even when it's people like my dear aunt.

Have fun thinking up your revenge. I've already plotted my next move.

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WraithTen In reply to DarthFar [2009-03-04 13:53:11 +0000 UTC]

I'm working on it and don't worry, I have a few more moves planned still. I'm just trying to offset the comics with paintings.

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DarthFar In reply to WraithTen [2009-03-04 14:27:39 +0000 UTC]

[sits and waits]

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davincipoppalag [2009-02-12 13:30:12 +0000 UTC]

FarFan

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DarthFar In reply to davincipoppalag [2009-02-19 03:20:32 +0000 UTC]

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tanabatablossom [2009-02-12 13:25:14 +0000 UTC]

Sometimes... when a horde hits from out of nowhere, WraithTen gets confused and tries to shoot zombies with her medpack. It's quite funny watching her crouched on the ground, holding out the dang thing in front of her as if it could shoot pills and bandages or something. Not to mention I get a kick out of telling her, "You've got your medpack out again..."

!!! !!! *wipes streaming tears from her face*

Oh heck, Far, that's too funny! Btw, nice move there from you ... *elbowing* the zombie in the mouth while yelling at poor Zoey.

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DarthFar In reply to tanabatablossom [2009-02-19 03:20:21 +0000 UTC]

Bats Bats Bats you need a new PC. We NEED you to play this game.

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tanabatablossom In reply to DarthFar [2009-02-19 21:05:27 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I could be the healer. You know, I'll hide behind you and Tory and while you two kill zombies, I'll heal you.

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DarthFar In reply to tanabatablossom [2009-02-20 02:42:13 +0000 UTC]

Unfortunately, you can only carry one medpack at a time. And the zombies can come from *anywhere* - especially where you least expect them too. (The AI director makes sure that no two swarms come from the same direction when you play the same part twice).

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tanabatablossom In reply to DarthFar [2009-02-25 20:31:49 +0000 UTC]

Pfft! Looks like someone thought of all the loopholes.
We're playing Fallout 3 now. Have you played that one yet?

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DarthFar In reply to tanabatablossom [2009-02-26 03:33:49 +0000 UTC]

I've tried Fallout 2, never got around to completing it. I'm more of a "hitmen/mobsters in natty suits" kinda person. This would probably explain why, in L4D, I play Louis, who's wearing a white shirt and a tie...

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tanabatablossom In reply to DarthFar [2009-02-26 16:48:47 +0000 UTC]

I haven't seen the first two, so I don't know how different they are to FO3. However, I think the game is interesting in the sense that there is no right or wrong way to play. What happens to your character depends solely on your actions and the answers you give.

LOL! Well I couldn't picture you as psycho-looking Francis, old wild Bill, and let's not even mention Zoey.

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DarthFar In reply to tanabatablossom [2009-03-06 09:27:16 +0000 UTC]

Well, I'm always Louis when I play with Tory. But because bot-Zoey always grabs the sniper rifle (my weapon of choice), I sometimes play as her when I'm in single player mode.

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tanabatablossom In reply to DarthFar [2009-03-09 15:48:26 +0000 UTC]

Haha! You play as Zoey?! *snickerfit*

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DarthFar In reply to tanabatablossom [2009-03-10 05:54:27 +0000 UTC]

Oh shaddup you.

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tanabatablossom In reply to DarthFar [2009-03-10 15:58:46 +0000 UTC]

Make me!!

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WraithTen In reply to tanabatablossom [2009-02-12 13:35:29 +0000 UTC]

Get a new pc, dangit, so you can play with us!

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tanabatablossom In reply to WraithTen [2009-02-25 20:33:03 +0000 UTC]

I know, I know. We were shopping the other day, just looking around, and the L4D game popped out at me all over the place.

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NatalieKelsey [2009-02-12 13:08:54 +0000 UTC]

I am so jealous; it sounds so much fun to play with you guys. I don't need any more temptation, dang you!

And really, if the medpack is in a good solid metal box, you could be whacking zombies left and right. Honestly, I'm as into blunt weaponry as sharp. Maybe more so. If it's a REALLY good metal box, it'd be a nice shield...Then there's what's inside. Use the bandages to wrap them up like the mummies they should have been or hang em from the lightposts....poison them with pill mixtures...burn their eyes with tinctures...Get the needles out and scare Far into being a human sheild....wait. I didn't say that out loud did I?

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DarthFar In reply to NatalieKelsey [2009-02-12 13:25:53 +0000 UTC]

What are you waiting for? Tory and me to get you the game for Christmas?

And no, the medkit comes in a soft little zipped backpack that you carry on your back, so it isn't exactly any use as a weapon. And thanks for stabbing me in the back, twin sister. I'll get you for that. I don't know how yet, but I'll figure something out...

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NatalieKelsey In reply to DarthFar [2009-02-12 22:13:01 +0000 UTC]

No, mother's day. Just kidding. You know I don't play shooter games. I mean, I never have.

I never actually said use the needles on you! I was just getting into the spirit of things. At least you can say I have never shot you.

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DarthFar In reply to NatalieKelsey [2009-02-13 02:08:19 +0000 UTC]

I know that. But you're my sister, so I get to keep needling you about it.

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NatalieKelsey In reply to DarthFar [2009-02-20 23:00:38 +0000 UTC]

Speaking of, guess who gets her very own injection every Friday at 9:45am? Would you wince for me at that time every week please?! I found the needle going in didn't hurt a bit but the hormone burns the muscle. :sigh:.

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DarthFar In reply to NatalieKelsey [2009-02-21 03:13:06 +0000 UTC]

Needles nooooooooooooo

[Far screams and runs far far away]

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WraithTen In reply to NatalieKelsey [2009-02-12 13:22:20 +0000 UTC]

If there was a fishing pole you know I'd be using that as well. I hear they make decent weapons.

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