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Published: 2012-06-09 09:14:22 +0000 UTC; Views: 2615; Favourites: 13; Downloads: 30
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Description Deadpool vector art!

Deadpool: The day my father Odin banished me from Asgard, I was bitten by a vampire and had radioactive waste dumped into my eyes. To make matters worse, my mutant ability to control weather activated just as I was hit by a blast of gamma radiation. Nah, actually, I got this way by volunteering for the Weapon X program. They promised to cure my cancer. And they cured it all right, by giving me an outrageous healing factor. Then they labeled me psychotic and tossed me into a prison lab. So I escaped and became what some people might call a 'mercenary'. I prefer the title 'cleaner of the gene pool'. And I've made a lot of good friends along the way: like Arcade. He's always sending me to his amusement park.
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Comments: 7

SeedofSmiley [2012-06-10 03:43:47 +0000 UTC]

Simple yet awesome lol

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DashingDesign In reply to SeedofSmiley [2012-06-10 17:57:51 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!!!

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SeedofSmiley In reply to DashingDesign [2012-06-10 20:07:33 +0000 UTC]

xD

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snakefire41 [2012-06-09 09:15:38 +0000 UTC]

"did someone say chimichanga?... oh wait, thats just the sound of my brains healing"

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DashingDesign In reply to snakefire41 [2012-06-09 09:26:33 +0000 UTC]

"Do I still think in those little yellow boxes?... I'm good... Oooh, I missed you little yellow boxes! What fun we shall have together!"

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snakefire41 In reply to DashingDesign [2012-06-09 09:32:05 +0000 UTC]

although captain america doesnt live the way his vegetarian friends do he is respectful of their way of life

deadpool ties up vegetarians and force feeds them meatloaf

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DashingDesign In reply to snakefire41 [2012-06-09 09:41:54 +0000 UTC]

Did you ever think that, to the nuts inside the peanut shell is like their whole universe?

I mean, they could fall in love and never be together because the shell separates them. So close, but their cruel prison... the shell... keeps them apart. It's so sad!

How they must hate their cruel, cruel master. The Shell... uncaring despoiler of legume romance!

*breaks open peanut*

And then one day, they're free! And it's like, "let's dance, you hot salty nut!"

*makes nuts dance, kiss, hug, etc*

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