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daveactualstrider In reply to ??? [2012-07-11 01:28:22 +0000 UTC]

I
HATE
YOU
SHUT
UP
OH MY GOSH
PLEASE
THAT SONG
IS NOW STUCK
RIGHT
HERE
*points gun at temple*
now
I want to draw some TerVris
with Terezi makin' up Vris' lips with cherry chapstick
why
do you do these things to me XD

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PrincessAngel13 In reply to daveactualstrider [2012-07-11 01:47:00 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I WIN. BIATCH.

HUMAN CENTIPEDE? NO, HOW ABOUT TROLL CENTIPEDE. FEFERI IS IN THE FRONT BECAUSE SHE IS HIGHEST IN BLOOD, SO NO FACE-IN-BUTT FOR HER. UNLESS THEY CONNECT IN A CIRCLE. THEN THERE IS NO END. FEFERI'S FACE SHALL BE IN KARKAT'S BUTT.

HERE IS HOW IT SHALL BE:
KARKAT'S FACE IN ARADIA'S BUTT.
ARADIA'S FACE IN TAVROS'S BUTT.
TAVROS'S FACE IN SOLLUX'S BUTT.
SOLLUX'S FACE IN NEPETA'S BUTT.
NEPETA'S FACE IN KANAYA'S BUTT.
KANAYA'S FACE IN TEREZI'S BUTT.
TEREZI'S FACE IN VRISKA'S BUTT.
VRISKA'S FACE IN GAMZEE'S BUTT.
GAMZEE'S FACE IN EQUIUS'S BUTT.
EQUIUS'S FACE IN ERIDAN'S BUTT.
ERIDAN'S FACE IN FEFERI'S BUTT.
FEFERI'S FACE IN KARKAT'S BUTT.

AND THEY ARE ALL NAKED.

THE SAMMICH IS MADE BY CENTIPEDES.

IT HAS BEEN SAID, SO IT SHALL BE.



I feel stupid for only just realizing that all the trolls' names have 6 letters X'D

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daveactualstrider In reply to PrincessAngel13 [2012-07-11 01:49:09 +0000 UTC]

... /slaps
TAYLOR THE SIX LETTERS IS A THEME XDDD
K-A-R-K-A-T V-A-N-T-A-S
G-A-M-Z-E-E M-A-K-A-R-A
T-E-R-E-Z-I P-Y-R-O-P-E
E-Q-U-I-U-S Z-A-H-H-A-K
ect
typing like that is hard XD

ALSO SHOOSH because I'm, like
working on Pie's b-day present picture
and you're distracting me
shoooooooooooooooooooosh

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PrincessAngel13 In reply to daveactualstrider [2012-07-11 01:59:16 +0000 UTC]

I DO NOT PAY ATTENTION TO THAT CRAP, STUPID HUMAN.

AND YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO DRAW MY TROLLAPEDE. AND THEY ARE ALL WEARING CHERRY CHAPSTICK. THEREFORE, THEY ALL HAVE CHERRY CHAPSTICK IN THEIR BUTT CHEEKS.

EQUIUS IS WEARING PINK FRILLY REVEALING LINGERIE WITH HOT PINK STILETTOS AND FISHNETS DANCING AROUND A POLE. HIS TONGUE IS HANGING OUT FROM THE GAP IN HIS TEETH AND HE IS SWEATING LIKE CRAZY. HE HAS A BULLWHIP IN ONE HAND AND THE SAMMICH IN THE OTHER.

THIS IS WHAT HAS BECOME OF YOUR PATRON TROLL. YOU SECRETLY LOVE IT.

IT HAS BEEN SAID, SO IT SHALL BE.

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daveactualstrider In reply to PrincessAngel13 [2012-07-11 02:26:58 +0000 UTC]

THE SADDEST FIC I'VE READ TODAY [link]
oh my gosh the chic said she cried and I'm like 'psh challenge accepted' /five minuts later hiding sobby face OH MY GOSH THAT WAS SO SAD!!! DDDD:

NOT SO SECRETLY /shame corner
THAT
IS
KIND OF AMAZING OKAY
can it be royal blue instead plz LOL

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PrincessAngel13 In reply to daveactualstrider [2012-07-11 02:34:26 +0000 UTC]

FINE. THE WHORE TROLL CAN BE WEARING ROYAL BLUE. BUT NOW THAT ALSO MEANS HE WILL BE WEARING A TIARA AND GAUDY CLIP ON EARRINGS

IT HAS BEEN SAID, SO IT SHALL BE.

And I'll go read it now X'D

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daveactualstrider In reply to PrincessAngel13 [2012-07-11 02:38:02 +0000 UTC]

YOU ARE JUST XDDDD

you
might
not want to

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PrincessAngel13 In reply to daveactualstrider [2012-07-11 03:10:24 +0000 UTC]

I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CAN NOT LIE.

DO YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LIKES BIG BUTTS? VRISKA.

BIG BUTTS BEING A METAPHOR FOR NICHOLAS CAGE.

NICHOLAS CAGE IS WEARING PINK FRILLY SPARKLY LINGERIE, HOT PINK STILETTOS AND FISHNETS, WHITE UP-TO-ELBOW GLOVES, A PINK FEATHER BOA, GAUDY CLIP-ON EARRINGS, DEEP RED LIPSTICK, LONG FAKE EYELASHES, TOO MUCH AQUA BLUE EYESHADOW, TOO MUCH ROSY PINK BLUSH, A FAKE MOLE ON THE CORNER OF HIS MOUTH, GIANT SHOW GIRL FEATHERS ON HIS HEAD, WHITE MARDI GRA BEADS. HE HOLDS A STUFFED BUNNY. HE IS ON A POLE.

THAT POLE BEING A METAPHOR FOR VRISKA'S STRAP ON. THAT SHE BORROWED FROM SISTER SWEDEN. ALL SHE WEARS IS THAT STRAP ON, AND BLUEISH NIPPLE TASSELS. SHE HOLDS A WHIP AND WEARS A HAT, BOTH OF WHICH SHE BORROWED FROM INDIANA JONES.

SISTER SWEDEN AND INDIANA JONES ARE HAVING A FOURSOME WITH FINLAND AND BUGS BUNNY. FINLAND, BECAUSE HE IS IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SISTER SWEDEN. BUGS BUNNY, BECAUSE HE BROUGHT THE CARROTS. LOTS AND LOTS OF CARROTS.

CARROTS BEING A METAPHOR FOR THE PLENTIFUL BOUNTY OF SEX TOYS HE BOUGHT AT WALMART.

WALMART BEING A METAPHOR FOR SPENCERS.

IT HAS BEEN SAID, SO IT SHALL BE.

Fine, I won't read it then X'D

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daveactualstrider In reply to PrincessAngel13 [2012-07-11 11:27:57 +0000 UTC]

WHAT dO I SAY

WHAT

nononoyouhavetoreaditit'llmakeyoucry

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PrincessAngel13 In reply to daveactualstrider [2012-07-12 00:17:22 +0000 UTC]

WHAT WHAT IN THE BUTT.

CHRIS JAMES (whoever he is) IS WEARING A SUIT. HIS BIRTHDAY SUIT.

BIRTHDAY SUIT BEING A METAPHOR FOR HIM BEING VERY VERY NAKED. VERY. NAKED.

KANAYA IS WEARING HER CHRIS JAMES SHIRT AND NOTHING ELSE.

THAT SHIRT BEING A METAPHOR FOR CHRIS JAMES. DID I MENTION HE IS NAKED?

KANAYA IS A HORSE. ROSE IS A COWGIRL. GIDDY UP. NEIGH.

MAPLEHOOF IS JEALOUS. AND HORNY - I MEAN HORSEY. SHE JOINS IN. SHE IS THE LASSO.

SO CHRIS JAMES IS WRAPPED AROUND KANAYA WHO IS NAKED RIDING ON TOP OF ROSE WHO IS NAKED WHILE MAPLEHOOF IS NAKED AND ON TOP OF ALL OF THEM.

YEE-HAW.

IT HAS BEEN SAID, SO IT SHALL BE.



I like that icon XD

Should I read it or not? X'D

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daveactualstrider In reply to PrincessAngel13 [2012-07-12 00:21:04 +0000 UTC]

SHOOSH
JUST
SHOOSH

I like it too -u-
and
...
YOU SHOULD IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING SWEET THAT WILL MAKE YOU CRY NO MATTER HOW TOUGH YOU THINK YOU ARE.
kinda
like
Promises
int he respect that even reading it a second time won't guaranee you'll get through tear-free

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