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daveactualstrider — whoa hey wait a sec!!!
Published: 2012-09-06 07:14:46 +0000 UTC; Views: 3384; Favourites: 117; Downloads: 32
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whoa hey wait a sec no homo dirk you're my best bro's little brother i mean what are you even doing??so many headcannons. alpha!john wears contacts, is pretty awkward and gangly, is still best bros with dave who has a brother whose two or three (or five) years younger and totes smokin hot. john is (so not) homo for him. also, they have a green and brown/burgundy kitchen. and dirk still wears that stupid choker I can't resist. and lots of freckles everywhere.
it's 3:08 am. I cannot be held accountable for anything that just took place. this picture took forever fkdaljeoakfjea it's so messy but I don't even care because dirkjohn is one of my favorite ships EVEN IF I DON'T DRAW FOR IT ENOUGH
beta!bro and john is amazing, too, but for some reason dirk being younger, maybe shorter, and still seme is just unf okay
Dirk, John-> Hussie
Art-> Me
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in the beta timeline. on the alpha line he's five years older than alpha!dave, who is the equivalent of dirk's Bro lol that means john would be five years older than dirk in this particular AU c:
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ok. thanks :3
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wait.. i put dirk is five years older than a!dave, i meant younger XD i'm the worst teacher, it is me omg..
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thanks ok. thanks again
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i-
yo-
joce-
i just-
what if
what if..
that was caliborn?
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oh my gosh
i
...
just imagined him in either position LOL
dirk on caliborn
caliborn on john
.... caliborn on john
i want this ship to be a thing now
except that i can only ship caliborn with dirk and calliope in good conscience
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dirk on caliborn ftw <33
but
calibornjohn
WE WILL GO DOWN WITH THAT SHIP!
or at least i will.
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yesss <3333
second or third favorite ship
davekat
then either dirkuu or johnkat
depending on my mood
calibornjohn
dude john is way too innocent for someone as...
nvm
nvm
oh my gog
I SHIP THIS NOW
JOHN WOULD BE A HAND HOLDER AND A CUDDLER
CALIBORN THINKS ALL OF THAT IS HARDCORE PR0N OH MY GOG
THEY WOULD BE ALMOST AS DISFUNCTIONAL AS DIRK AND CALIBORN BECAUSE DIRK DOES IT INTENTIONALLY LOL
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omg yes
except.
gamtav
johnkat
dirkuu
davekat
calibornjohn
the end
that is it
those are my otps.
kthxbye
OH MY GOSH YES
YES
YES
OH JEEGUS YES.
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hang on
i'm
i
just
got lost i thought
when you said 'that was a request'
you were talking about johncaliborn
but that's a diff convo
wait what
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wait
what
no
karkat
in my pants
was a request
that's a diff convo
this convo
is about
delcious calibornjohn
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I'M SO LOST XDDDDD
okay okay
okay
i'll draw karkat
wearing your pants
aka karkat in your pants
because i'm actually tired of drawing smut for a while
so i wanna draw fluff
then i wanna draw johncaliborn fluff
so much of it lol
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yesyes
wearing my pants.
but..
i need a specific outfit..
er
uh
derp
uhm
uh
i can draw you a quick ref right now if you want
yes johncaliborn fluff please. XD
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go ahead but i'm like
going to die in like five minutes XD
shows almost over
so tired oh gog
gotta get up early
(it's three thirty i'm responsible like dat)
yes yes yes
just
remind me
please
gunna have john all cheeksquished against him
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oh gog i can't draw it in five minutes
oh joce
oh
oooohh
oohhh
OH MR COOLK1D OOOH
ooh
joceee
ooohh
yes yes okay
i will remind you
cause i remind people
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no one woke me up until eleven and now i'm
ha
nervous and anxious and just gross
i'm so hungry but i have no appetite now
uhm
right
johncaliborn
and karkat in your pants
i'm not sure when we're headin' into town so i'll do the johncali now if i can?
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*hugs*
johncaliborn - done
karkat - not done
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what kind of pants?
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pants pants.
No just kidding.
Uhm
I don't know.
You got me hooked on Caliborn's outfit.
Omfg.
and now I classify my "usual outfit" as suspenders and a bow-tie (( eventhoughidonthaveeitherarticlesofclothing))^u^
with
pants
fancy pants
but uh
you can do
regular jeans.
Or like
jeannsss you have in the reference you gave me so i could draw useless buddies.
yeah.
that works.
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do you want them to be, like, big on him?
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are you calling me fat?
no just kidding again.
well, no.
he has a nice waist
whichgiveshimanicebooty
they just fit purrfectly around his bottom.
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lol kay
i wasn't sure if i should do tinykat drowning in jeans
(much different from pantskat; i don't like him)
or karkat being a hottietottie
what kind of top?
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((idontlikepantskateither. but i like Pantskat Syndrome...
it'sfunnydonthurtme
causeimnotevensorry ))
hottietottie
hmm
what looks good with his face complexion?
and his eyes?
and his hair?
and the farmer's tan that he proudly shows?
give him a black t-shirt
with a striped gray sweatshirt
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((i love me some sweaterkat gaaaahhahah yes))
karkat is friggen adorabloodthirsty
i just love him
and can do /salutes
now to go draw some butt
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((yesss sweaterkattttt))
i know
im karkalicious (fuckin adorabloodthirsty)
yes.
draw
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((i used to draw karkat as sweaterkat all the time
the sweaters were always just short enough to see his lil butt lmao))
i'm karkalicious
even egbert wants a peice of me
i shall
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((pff, yesss))
im karkalicious
my blood is like candy, candy!
yes.
draw.
dat
booty.
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i mean what are you even doing??
Iunno.
what is he doing?
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he is fulfilling my need for alpha!dirkjohn
that is what he is doing
he basically just pinend john to a bed without a shirt on and with his lil strider heart set on getting some macks even if john is five years older and kind of flipping his no-homo bs
why are you going through this junk againnn!! XDD get out of my gallery
out
shoo
stop looking at old jake art
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mhmmmm
NO SHUT UP I DO WHAT I WANT
XDD
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SO DO I
that's why this pic is a thing XD
it's impossible to find alpha!dirkjohn!! D:
only that one story
uhm
'i'd call an adult if i wasn't one already'
or something along those lines
it's over on AO3.. i think.. i lost everything i favorited/bookmarked when my laptop crashed D;
NO YOU DON'T
YOU DO WHAT THE NINJA WHISPERS INTO YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS
THEN YOU THINK IT'S WHAT YOU WANTED TO DO
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it's truuuue XDDDDDDDD
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IT IS ME!!
I AM THE NINJA!!
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OH SNAP
I THOUGHT YOU WERE ROLA
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...
i am ninja rola OBVSIOULY!!!
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OH SHIET.
THE WORLD MIGHT EXPLODE.
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ir already xid!!! areklt you keeping up with the comix??
rola is sober
last we saw her
she had a horrible hangover
that was before calliope died tho ;n;
jeeze we haven't seen the alphas in a while :c
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N'awww. :c
and no, I am not keeping up.
I'm still at Act 5 ((totally cracking up while im typing that XD))
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XDDD
oh gosh
i'm
kind of caught up
i haven't checked updates since i did my blow-out to catch up
i'm probably behind again by now lol
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Oh gossshhhh soo farrrrr i ammm
far is me.
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Is this ur work it's amazing
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course it's mine XD I don't post other people's stuff lol and thanks, luke <3
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It's amazing work of art
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thanks!! cx I don't do backgrounds very often, so I'm pretty happy with it c:
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