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Published: 2013-03-29 03:04:38 +0000 UTC; Views: 1140; Favourites: 67; Downloads: 4
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in which pie and i are amazing and fulfill all yearnings for a davekat infested night: [link]dave and karkat belong to hussie
the d belongs to karkat
art is mine
log is me and ~aimee-pie
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Woop I so agree to be shameless
Look at all the shame I don't have
There is no judge and da is the excited jury
Woop
And omg yeah go eat somefin
And its home made jam so its not like, really sweet or anyfin
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woop yes
do you want to just do it through messages on here or go davekat-rape jm summore? XD if we use jm then i'll be motivated to actually save the RP. i used to save all of them but i'm lazy these days uvu
merffffffff but i don't wanna get uppp
i'm just kind of
wow oky this isn't related to anything i was just saying but my pillow smells like taylor and i just realized this makes three weeks without talking to her
which means three weeks without substantial contact with anyone beyond family
maybe that's why i've been so strung out lately ucu
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Lmao yeH we can do a jm
But like idk
Can we do it here too omg
Also I'm leaving for a sec but I'll be back in like
An hour or something
Gotta go to dinner pff
Aww
Well maybe you'll see her this week who knows??
Omg uvu
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how should we go about doing it on both? lol
and mkaii
i'll
eventually get off my butt and find nourishment
(possibly. you're really the only one on so it's hard to procrastinate now xD)
idk oco i hope
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Lmao no I mean like, when the stream ends well just go here lmao.
,like tomorrow we'll do here (I kinda prefer it here but JM is easier) or s/t idk
DUDE GO EAT
SO HWLP ME I WILL GO TRICKSTER
hahaheeheehoohoo
LmO me 2
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XD nah, we can just do it here
i'm in a convo on here that i'll neglect if we use jm
and then it will be the end of the world all over again sighs
i did ;c;
i found some old reese's puffs
my stomach is actually pretty okay right now lol
(now im eating skittles so hopefully i don't suddenly get attacked by my tummy))
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Lmaoa okay
Yeah I demand aaaaaaaall the attention sorry
Lmao
Gooooood!!
Lmao. Well I hope you don't get issues
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it's fine, i would give you aaaaaaaall of the attention if dani wasn't on
she makes a big deal bout me not being a good friend but i offered to help and she put it off and put it off until someone else offered nd then was like "nope i talked to someone else" and i'm just kind of like i can't be a good friend if you won't let me.. so i'm making sure i'm on time with my replies to all of her stuff and stuff ucu
which is why we're both chained to dA woo
yes you're stuck here with me, you have no choice XD
and thanks XDD
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I am bound to you lmao omg
Why don't you invite her to the JM too??
We could like, do the jm but if she leaves of w/e the Davekat can resume
Otherwise
Davekat here
LMAO NP
Also brb I have to pee to fuckin bad
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you are >U
and idk
she didn't come last time
and also she gets REALLY weird about me talking to/about other friends
she asked me not to so i don't think she'd appreciate the gesture
(i can't really blame her, i get where she's coming from cos sometimes i feel like that)
so yea
davekat here
lmao
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Oh well w/e
I'm like. I won't bite or anyfin lmao
(And yea I know how she feels kinda)
So yea Davekat here
Pfff
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yeah XD
so
do you want to start with karkat getting the text out of the blue?
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Lmao yep I'll start
Also beer plus tomato juice is a HUGE mistake ewewew))
Vrrrrrrr!
Karkat jumped, upending his laptop from where it had been resting between his outstretched legs. Who the fuck would be calling or texting him at almost one in the morning? Gamzee would have passed out by now, Sollux was definitely with Aradia so.
With a grumpy huff, Karkat reached over and unlocked his phone. All it said was one unread message.
He dis not expect it to be.. this, though.
There was a photo attachment, a date and a time.
Who... who the fuck was pranking him and how soon could he chew them out?
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also never drink a coffee latte flavored ensure ece i think i'm going to be sick UGH.))
He reclined against the cool edge of the fountain, smirking down at his phone. Good, the message had gone through. He shifted his jeans so they were comfortable and just about rolled himself into the cold water, snorting. Shit, he was wasted. Oh well. At least he was likely going to get laid sometime in the near future. That was always a plus. He sat up, glancing around. Yeah, this was the place he'd sent the address to- he figured he'd come back when appointed (though when he went to stand up and again almost ended up ass-first in the fountain he began to consider just lounging around the fountain until he sobered up enough).
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Oh gog yes i know omg
NEVER DO VODKA AND CARBONATED WATER EEEEW))
Karkat huffed, tossing his phone under his pillow. No way. It was probably John and his dumbass cousins again. (That boy had a family the size of a small village.)
But still. Karkat's curiosity was getting to him. He wanted to at least see the guy who.. sent him that picture. Maybe he was wasted beyond knowing his middle name.
Who knew.
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OKAY
also so i have a sim with the traits "loves the outdoors" and "excitable". she keeps stopping in the middle of the yard to scream about how happy she is to be outside. it's freaking adorable.))
Dave grunted as he tried to make himself comfortable against the fountain somehow. Who was to even say they were going to show up? He shrugged. Who was to even say who got that text? He scrolled idly through a list of preferences in the back of his head- there were a few nice faces, but there was that one kid he couldn't stand with that fine shrine to assitude. Both in personality and in looks. He snorted; there was no way out of the entire campus that it had gone to him specifically anyway.
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((PRECIOUS BABY!? Omg. That sounds adorable as hell. Lmao I once had a sim who liked the outdoors but was I think.. I can't remember but angered or something idk
Trees pissd him off.))
As the clock in the background reminded him of every passing second, Karkat finally gave into his curiosity. He didn't know why he was going, he just was. With a sigh, he picked out a clean pair of jeans and his old Nirvana shirt, throwing on the nearest sweater.
He shoved his feet into his old sneakers and slammed the door hard enough to shake the dorm's foundation. With his phone safe in his back pocket, Karkat started for the address.
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((XDD i have a really nice sim but because of where the sprinkler was, every time she had nothing to do she would stop in th emiddle of wherever and start complaining. she would most often do it standing in front of this poor lime tree so she was forever yelling at it xD))
Dave ended up sitting on the fountain with a smirk, relaxed and ready for whoever came. He could feel an impatience brewing inside of himself and snorted. Yes, yes, Dave Jr., stop worrying. You really should trust Dave Senior by now to take care of you. Yes, he will find you a companion so you don't have to journey the night alone, knowing you've grown tired of Mr. Righty visiting anyway. Just give it some time, hot damn, son.
((because i'm laughing too hard to can))
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((OMG lmao ))
Karkat hurried, little legs only carrying him so fast. When he finally, finally got to the edge of the park he almost laughed. A park. They'd brought him to a park.
Laughing a little, he started for the middle of it. That's whatt the text said, anyways.
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((did i make you laugh omf tell me i made you laugh))
Dave was starting to roll it over in his head, build it up, trying to figure out who was going to come walking out into the open, if anyone. Judging by the approaching footsteps, he felt safe to assume someone had decided to responde.
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((You made me laugh so hard oh my god
Not even kidding I sat there chuckling like an idiot))
Karkat finally rounded the corner to find none other than the blond from his Science and chemistry class, Dave. The hot blond. The blond he'd kind of had to look at for the last few months.
Karkat's face instantly took on a rosy dusting and he stopped, dead, phone held in one hand, the other bunched up in his sweater.
Fucking fuck.
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((good good that's what i was aiming for //almost put aimeeing))
Dave looked up as the footfall stopped abruptly, his brows raised. Well hell's bells, look who turned up. There was no way this kid was here because of him; he looked enough like an insomniac, he must have just been out here to clear his head. That or Dave had just gotten very very lucky.
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((THATS WHAT YOU WERE AIMEEING FOR.))
Without thinking, without meaning to, Karkat blurted the first thought that came to his halted mind. "So where's the d?" he stopped himself, but too late he'd gotten all that needed to be said out.
Oh shit.
He'd just probably gotten himself a one way ticket to fuck ville, population his ass.
(Wow that was a terrible joke. He was kind of full of 'em right now though.)
(HERES TO HOPING YOU SEE THE PUN THERE))
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((THAT WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER READ. TEAR.
also karkat it's a one way ticket to a lot more than just fuck ville brohammy))
Dave gave a Cheshire grin. So Karkat was here for his dick. Great, he wasn't sure how much longer Dave Jr. was ready to wait. "The d's in my pants. Zipper's there. Come 'n get it."
((that was basically copy/pasted out of the rp log lmao))
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((PFF SHRUGS. Also ohmygog Jo no. Jo no never no we don't speak of how hard Karkat is going to get the d
Also wow I just did that I just made an omen.))
Karkat's face got a darker shade of red, his ears burning too. "Ohhhhshit," hissed. He walked iron-legged towards Dave, shoving his phone in his back pocket.
What if somebody saw.
Karkat was /so/ not going to live it down if somebody saw. Fucking hell he wasn't drunk enough to do this.
((I'm crying omg))
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((cannot stop laughing also karkat no one said you had to do it on the fountain you asked here the d was and dave answered you LOL))
Dave sat up as the kid approached him. Good- for a moment there he'd worried Karkat was actually going to turn tail on him. "Dude, you look tight up as fuck," Dave snorted, the worn toe of his shoe tapping lightly against the ground though otherwise feigning calm.
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ASSUMMMMPTIONS
donworry tho lmao. Pfffff. Karkats going to have to drag a drunk ANNNND horny dave home welp fuck))
Nope nuhuh, not happening. Karkat stopped just short of Dave, crossing his arms. "Considering the fact that you'r drunk, hard and you sent me this," he showed him the screen of his phone, "I think i have the right to be a bit sprung. "
He was just going to give this asshole a place to stay, Not like Sollux coild bitchlisp at him at four in the fucking morning so, who cared. "¥et your drunk ass up, Dave, I'm gonna drag you home. To sleep."
((If it's okay w/ you, I just need some light Davekats right now because Idk if i could deal with much else. Jus gonna try and use up my batter RPing.))
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((hhh i'm honestly not in a light mood like whatsoever. i've chewed all of my nails down to the stubs within the last hour and i'm like about to start pulling my hair and i dont' even know what's really wrong? idk we can just do the other one for a while since it's in a soft spot as is? i didn't really look forward to this being a soft rp for aw hile yet and all))
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((Mhm! idk if thats still how it is but im like, totes okay w/ that. the bubble bath i think you mean
gimme like, a bit and ill reply im just finishing some srs math bizz))
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((if you're still doing work then why are you on here replying to RPs, missy? XD and yeah hehhhh i guess it kind of still how it is uvu; ))
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//rols around
i dont want to do math I wanna look at blogs and talk to youuuuuuu
aaaaaa!!
and awwwe well. ovo at least youre online so i can smoosh your face
also the s and c keys are very
VERY close together on this keyboard.))
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mkay lol
and i know how you feel
my keyboard is HUGE so using any other keyboard is like WALFJELAJEFA XDD))
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I KNOW RIGHT??
THESE KEYS ARE JUST BIG ENOUH FOR ME TO RAGE VOMIT DO YOU KNOW HOW TRAUMATIZING THAT IS TO ME?
like
sceaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMS
lamao
lamao.
did i reely just
know what
i need to lay off the air for a while.
))
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XDDD lay off the air. that sounds. dangerous.
and yes, keyboard sizes are very important things. trying to use taylor's computer (OR MY MOM'S KINDLE..) is like impossible xD her laptop is 2/3 the size of mine so it's like. insane. xD))
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LMAO i just. it's a thing i cant help saying sometimes idek
Its my 'i ant human right now' phrase.
KINDLES ARE TINY?? SO ARE, LIKE, NOTEBOOKS??
ITS WEIRD WTF.
Im so used to my tablet heyboard that I just really don't use anything else unless I'm drawing, JMing or doing something else that can't use the tablet v well or people are over soooo
im so used to it lmao
i cANt evEN COMPREHEND HOW PEOPLE USE THE SHIFt AND SPACE ON HERE
caps lock
or nothing at all.
like look at that pERFECT shift.
even if its like, kinda a thing i do to go 'groWING IN VOLUME' type typing
shift stILL pisses me off.
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hhey
hey
uhm
you should come to jm
i'm logging off of dA for a while
[link]
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im so totes there
pii3 for ironic reasons
loves our face n stff
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