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"Oh, humor. ARR ARR!!" - MorkA commissioned drawing from 2002, featuring Satin Steele and a very lame joke (the kind I specialize in
I'll be submitting this to the Female Muscle Club for their April "humor" theme.
(sorry, this is as big as the artwork is - 800 by 785)
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Comments: 47
KeirTanaka [2011-09-23 17:37:26 +0000 UTC]
Why'd you make yourself all pudgy like that Dave?!
Who cares about the truth, exaggerate a little; but it's your drawing!
Oh and uh, sweet drawing!
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DavidCMatthews In reply to KeirTanaka [2011-09-25 04:32:51 +0000 UTC]
Hey, at the time I did that drawing I was that pudgy! (Happy to say that I've dropped 12 pounds over the past few months, though.)
And thank you for the compliment!
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Gojira012 In reply to DavidCMatthews [2011-10-08 03:10:26 +0000 UTC]
Maybe you should make Janet and Muscle girl rivals
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KeirTanaka In reply to DavidCMatthews [2011-09-28 00:09:59 +0000 UTC]
You're welcome, slim!
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Gojira012 [2010-12-01 02:44:26 +0000 UTC]
Friend: GIRL, Look at those muscles, you should be pround
Janet blushes and starts flexing
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wstarfox [2010-06-04 16:54:00 +0000 UTC]
Hey.. cute picture... ah, Dave, why does the guy have more than a passing resemblance to you?
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zx66662002 [2009-06-27 21:54:37 +0000 UTC]
Man is that cute?! Love images of sexy muscle girls overpowering helpless pathetic males (no offence!) and this pic is a perfect example of this. Love the way she's nonchalantly lifting you with one hand as she causally enjoys her drink with the other. I'd love to see more images like this, of Satin overpowering guys like this, not hurting them, just lifting them high into the air to really humiliate them and show them who's boss.
Ever seen Disney's βBeauty and the Beast?β There's one scene where muscleman Gaston lifts three pretty girls, and the bench theyβre sitting on, over his head with one hand whilst flexing his biceps with his free arm. I'd LOVE to see a picture like that, but of course it would be Satin lifting the bench with three (or more?!) big dumb helpless guys on it. They'd gaze down with a mixture of horror, awe and lust at the bronzed flexing goddess who was lifting them so effortlessly below.....just an idea anyway!
Love your work mate, keep it up!
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megagunerdoom111 [2009-06-12 22:24:57 +0000 UTC]
uhhh shes still in the Bar
if you call THAT lame then you havent read your comments for a while!
heres a REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY LAME joke
what is a boulders favourite music?
ROCK AND ROLL
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plinius [2009-04-16 20:14:00 +0000 UTC]
He must have an acrobatic background. It's not that easy to hold the balance on just one small hand ...
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SRSobotka [2009-04-09 18:44:11 +0000 UTC]
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Great piece of work, Sir! Thanks for sharing!
-- Stephen
p.s. -- Question, you still work out of Disney doing characture work? I ask because I'm in Orlando this weekend, celebrating my 40th with my sister and her family.
DavidCMatthews In reply to SRSobotka [2009-04-10 12:22:08 +0000 UTC]
Yep, still at Disney. I'll be at Disney's Hollywood Studios Saturday and Sunday from noon until 9:30, just across the sidewalk from the Brown Derby restaurant.
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SRSobotka In reply to DavidCMatthews [2009-04-11 01:25:14 +0000 UTC]
Nifty! I'll be stopping by. keep your eyes open for a tall fellow with a heavy, black metal cane and a black wide-brim hat with pins on it. If you're not too busy, I'll say hello and see if I can get some work for you.
-- Stephen
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VivaLaGorilla [2009-04-09 01:39:48 +0000 UTC]
Gotta love the classics. Excellent job and thanks for posting this beauty.
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bitwize [2009-04-09 01:22:06 +0000 UTC]
I like how the purple-haired girl on the far right has some muscle, too.
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StormfalconX [2009-04-08 19:51:17 +0000 UTC]
Now, you can say, "I'm a lucky man", Dave.
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Afrodisium [2009-04-08 18:05:17 +0000 UTC]
Haha, nice one. I love a good pun...and that was nothing like one.
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DavidCMatthews In reply to Afrodisium [2009-04-08 21:51:11 +0000 UTC]
Hey, the worse the pun, the better!
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Afrodisium In reply to DavidCMatthews [2009-04-09 17:32:25 +0000 UTC]
True enough. Probably the only medium where unspeakably horrible translates into fantastic.
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Lurker-Below [2009-04-08 15:45:21 +0000 UTC]
Heh heh neat lame joke. Bud Light did a similar joke in a commercial wth Laurie Bowen in the late 80's. She might've been Bowen-Rice by then, I don't remember. It was cute, however Satin looks a lot better.
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jcatstimpson In reply to Lurker-Below [2009-04-09 23:41:58 +0000 UTC]
I can still hear Rodney saying "Hey,how 'bout a lift home?"
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DavidCMatthews In reply to Lurker-Below [2009-04-08 15:58:19 +0000 UTC]
I remember that ad. Now that I think about it, that may be what inspired the client to request what he did.
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Lurker-Below In reply to DavidCMatthews [2009-04-08 16:04:59 +0000 UTC]
Cool! It was a nice ad. Loved your interpretation of the old bar pickup line. I wonder what happened to Laurie Bowen. She had a very nice sinewy body. Not as big as some, but she was strong and had a beautiful face. Thanks for bringing back a nice memory.
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AlexiStrigoii [2009-04-08 15:14:04 +0000 UTC]
Hmm, I think this would have worked better with Tetchan
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DavidCMatthews In reply to AlexiStrigoii [2009-04-08 15:56:19 +0000 UTC]
Maybe so, but the client requested Satin.
Tetsuko could pick up the whole bar, building and all!
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AlexiStrigoii In reply to DavidCMatthews [2009-04-08 21:24:36 +0000 UTC]
Just an opinion
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DavidCMatthews In reply to AlexiStrigoii [2009-04-08 21:50:29 +0000 UTC]
Hey, no prob! I actually kind of agree with you.
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ayanamifan [2009-04-08 14:52:28 +0000 UTC]
great work. And although the joke may be a bit lame... i love it ^__^
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ayanamifan In reply to DavidCMatthews [2009-04-08 16:05:00 +0000 UTC]
your and her facial expressions really enheance it XD
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