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Hermy-one In reply to Foxy-Knight [2014-09-17 08:28:13 +0000 UTC]

Yeah its crazy thinking these are actually the ~good~ guys 

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I-Threnna In reply to WuBoy [2014-05-08 21:29:05 +0000 UTC]

It's a light buggy.

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quibassi12 In reply to lionheart902 [2013-07-11 19:56:06 +0000 UTC]

YEA

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BioRaidos In reply to handsomejackplz [2013-07-12 09:23:50 +0000 UTC]

Unless someone s behind you (sound of a gun being reloaded)

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handsomejackplz In reply to BioRaidos [2013-07-12 16:38:44 +0000 UTC]

Listen buddy, no one simply walks into my office and shoots me in the back of the head. *pushes button on desk activating the trapdoor behind me* I hope you like the skag pit.

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BioRaidos In reply to handsomejackplz [2013-07-14 00:39:47 +0000 UTC]

Sorry bro that was the hologram. Still behind you tho.

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handsomejackplz In reply to BioRaidos [2013-07-14 01:17:50 +0000 UTC]

And the "me" you're standing behind is actually a body double named Bob.

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BioRaidos In reply to handsomejackplz [2013-07-14 19:59:13 +0000 UTC]

Oh well, actually right before i entered your "SECRET LAIR" i planted some explosives around, so I assume your inside and you ll blow with it while i make an epic slow mo jump with an awesome background explosion with the "America FUCK YEAH!" music playing on the background.
Enjoy your guts, and the your guards guts.

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handsomejackplz In reply to BioRaidos [2013-07-14 20:58:40 +0000 UTC]

Oh no! My base! Oh whatever will I do? Seriously? That's the best you've got? Destroying one medium sized building won't deter me, it will however annoy me for like...I don't know fifteen seconds about it.

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BioRaidos In reply to handsomejackplz [2013-07-15 14:57:04 +0000 UTC]

Well if i put my hands on you i can do a "Who s behind this mask?" thing.
Besides, i ve got alot more Hyperion stuff to destroy, such as the moon thingy, the info stockade, the eridium mines, the gun manufacturing (seriously who the fuck makes snipers that can t aim properly seriously?), etc.
And don t say you don t care, because if I destroy the Hyperion gun manufaturing, you ll be out of cash and up as a poor soullsess bastard that is afraid of showing his "Scar Face" (Scarface reference) and likes to put diamond glitter on horses! How the fuck does that thing move anyway.
Whatever time to blow up some shizz.

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Just4Fun02 In reply to BioRaidos [2013-08-04 01:09:08 +0000 UTC]

No offence Bio Raidos, but HandsomeJackplz has you there on multiple counts. HandsomeJackplz, you are exactly in character and you rock.

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BioRaidos In reply to Just4Fun02 [2013-08-05 19:49:30 +0000 UTC]

I usually have an answer for everything but damn it his reply pocket s infinite.

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Just4Fun02 In reply to BioRaidos [2013-08-06 00:40:24 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, but you did pull up a strong front.

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handsomejackplz In reply to BioRaidos [2013-07-16 01:02:31 +0000 UTC]

Actually I made most of my money through Eridium based technology. My gun factories? Are you REALLY dumb enough to think I have just one? On Pandora? I have hundreds in four different galaxies. You'll slow down the mining process but my robots are easily replaced and never tire.

Oh, and it's not a reference if you use the actual title. And you're clearly jealous of my diamond pony. Now do me favor and sit down, shut up, and then die. Thanks cupcake.

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BioRaidos In reply to handsomejackplz [2013-07-16 08:42:45 +0000 UTC]

You hate me, yet you call me cupcake? Hypocrite alert!

But seriously, make something else besides snipers. Don t you get complains from your costumers? Who the fudge makes snipers that don t aim properly?

Oh btw, i m seeing you right now from a distance & you should look back, that "thing" s preety nasty.

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handsomejackplz In reply to BioRaidos [2013-07-16 21:13:13 +0000 UTC]

My Hyperion Pistols are my most popular product. Also I'm not going to fall for that. I'm in my Lunar Base, and it doesn't have windows. I don't use windows, they are a structural weakness. Nothing you say or do will rattle me, got it memorized?

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BioRaidos In reply to handsomejackplz [2013-07-17 10:21:22 +0000 UTC]

1st- my memory s not that good so whatever, i m gonna go Deadpool on your Lunar Base.

2nd- for curiosoty, what happens if a costumer complains about your weapons?

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handsomejackplz In reply to BioRaidos [2013-07-17 15:02:56 +0000 UTC]

Unless this Deadpool guy is a multi-armed space monster I don't care.

Secondly, nobody complains about my weapons for two reasons. They can't complain, because my weapons are the best and I don't have a complaint department. I have a department that tracks down anyone who doesn't like Hyperion. People like you.

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BioRaidos In reply to handsomejackplz [2013-07-18 10:07:30 +0000 UTC]

Ok that s all I wanted to hear. All you said about the tracker has been live recorded & almost 1 billion people saw it & heard it. It s just a matter of time for people to start going crazy & have thoughts about killing you right now. Also, I took photos of the people in wich you do eridium experiments, wich I m going to reveal to all of the galaxies that you control, making you the biggest fascist in the entire universe. All because you were dumb at the point of not letting me kill you & also because you were speaking to me.

Enjoy the croud of angry people ^^.

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handsomejackplz In reply to BioRaidos [2013-07-18 16:29:49 +0000 UTC]

Sorry, couldn't hear you over the cheers of the people for standing up to Bandits like you. All I could hear was that you used Moxxi's Camera. You should was your hands...in acid. You can trust me on that.

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BioRaidos In reply to handsomejackplz [2013-07-18 18:26:36 +0000 UTC]

What, sorry didn t see you there, are you like on a big badass balcony with a load of TVs showing your "feats"?

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handsomejackplz In reply to BioRaidos [2013-07-19 00:04:29 +0000 UTC]

No, I'm behind a large desk with three monitors, thinking. Thinking about the service I'm doing to rid this world of you and the other bandits. The people of Opportunity and the rest of this galaxy will cheer once your evil is gone, just like they are now. I'm Handsome Jack remember? The hero.

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BioRaidos In reply to handsomejackplz [2013-07-19 09:21:54 +0000 UTC]

Yeah just 1 thing. why do you hate us that much, you never told anyone the reason. I mean, of course the bandits can be complete assholes but the people back at Sanctuary aren t like that.

Also I think you re not thinking about those innocents, I think you re thinking about Moxxi s "girls", if ya' know what I mean >:]

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handsomejackplz In reply to BioRaidos [2013-07-19 22:53:14 +0000 UTC]

Besides the fact that you killed my daughter? You're in the way of progress. You were minor annoyances then you brought my baby girl into it. 

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BioRaidos In reply to handsomejackplz [2013-07-20 12:35:17 +0000 UTC]

Hey, remember that "thing" I said that was behind you like what, 4 comments ago? You should really look back. Also, wave at window on your left, I m seeing you & waving at you. Hello.

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handsomejackplz In reply to BioRaidos [2013-07-21 00:15:17 +0000 UTC]

You keep trying that and it keeps failing. I'm signing off, hope you die soon bandit. Cheers.

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BioRaidos In reply to handsomejackplz [2013-07-21 13:25:07 +0000 UTC]

No really that s a goliath behind you, he seems preety mad.

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